Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

The fat man parked the car in front of the Wu family's door, looked at Wu Xie who was taking out the fruit basket, and asked, "Should I call our father uncle or brother later?"

Wu Xie kicked him and asked him, "Then should my dad call me grandpa?"

The fat man chuckled and said, "Then let's discuss our own affairs."

"Ding Dong, Ding Dong,"

The doorbell rang for a long time, but no one came out to open the door. Three people were standing at the door, looking at each other, carrying large and small bags.

Fatty asked Wu Xie: "How naive! Do our parents know we are coming?"

"No," Wu Xie looked confused, "Do I need to tell you in advance about going home?"

"What nonsense! If the two elders were not at home, would we just come back to look at the air?" The fat man kicked him with his free foot.

True filial son encounter:......

"What are you doing?"

Early in the morning, Wu Yiqiong accompanied his wife out to dance square dance. Unexpectedly, as soon as he came back, he saw three people sneaking around in front of his house. He immediately raised his crutches and shouted.

Wu Xie turned around and almost didn't recognize that they were his parents. After not seeing them for a few years, they looked much older, with most of their hair white...

"Dad! Mom!" Wu Xie shouted, his eyes becoming moist.

"Xiao Xie?" Mother Wu's eyes widened and she shouted in disbelief, "You're back?"

"Yes!" Wu Xie nodded heavily, "I'm back."

"Come to mom quickly, let mom take a good look at you."

Wu Xie put down what he was holding and went to hug his mother. Seeing his mother's gray hair, he couldn't help but be moved: "Mom..."

Mother Wu touched Wu Xie's face, looked at him lovingly, and said, "You've lost weight, but you look more energetic. It's good that you're okay."

Wu Yiqiong stood aside with a cane, angrily scolding, "You still remember to come back?"

Mother Wu gave him a reproachful look and said, "It's not easy for the child to come back. Stop saying those unpleasant things."

Fatty and Zhang Qiling looked at each other. It was obviously impossible to expect the younger brother to play forward at this time, so the fat man went over to him with a smile and shouted, "Brother! Sister-in-law! It's our first meeting. Nice to meet you! You see, we didn't tell you in advance that we were coming. I'm so sorry."

"This is......"

"Dad, this is my brother!" Wu Xie proudly puffed out his chest and raised his chin, with an air of "I'm your boss, he's my boss." "I brought him here today for you to see, no, get to know him!"

Wu Xie speaks nonsense.

Wu Yiqiong looked embarrassed. When Wu Xie was a child, even if he brought a dog back from outside, he would have this expression when he told them about it. It hasn't changed at all over the years.

"This one is the fat guy, and that one is the little brother. They are brothers who are closer to me than my own brothers!" Wu Xie pointed at them one by one and introduced them to the two elders.

"Brother? Hello, brother! I'm fine." Mother Wu looked at Wu Xie happily, "You haven't brought friends to our house for dinner for a long time. Your father and I are worried that you will be bullied outside. It's better for you to make more friends."

Wu Xie was unconvinced and said, "I am loved by everyone and flowers bloom wherever I see them. Who would bully me?"

Fatty: Haha, corpses will rise up when they see the coffin. There is indeed no one to bully them. I admire you.

"You just know how to brag!" Wu Yiqiong used his cane to gently hit Wu Xie's buttocks. It looked like he hit him hard, but in fact, he hit him very lightly. Wu Xie immediately covered his buttocks and yelled, "Mom! Look at Dad, he hit me!"

Wu's mother immediately supported him and twisted Wu Yiqiong's arm: "You only have one son, are you going to drive him away?"

Wu Yiqiong was really wronged. The fat man rolled his eyes and immediately united with Wu Yiqiong, "Sister-in-law, you can't spoil Wu Xie too much. I also love the child. I just poked him lightly just now. You can't raise little Wu as your daughter. She will complain."

Wu Yiqiong: “That’s right!”

The fat man was holding a glass of wine, and before he could say a word, he was arm in arm with Wu Yiqiong. The two brothers were so close that they almost wanted to wear the same pants.

"Look at your dad!" Wu's mother cried out, unable to bear to see her husband's silly look.

Wu Xie smiled, bent down and held his mother's arm affectionately, saying, "It's okay, I'm happy to be a daughter, so let Fatty be Dad's son."

Mother Wu helplessly poked Wu Xie's shoulder with her finger. The child had grown taller now, and she used to poke his forehead directly. She signaled Zhang Qiling who had been standing by the door with her eyes and asked Wu Xie, "What about your friend? Could he be our grandson?"

Wu Xie was embarrassed. The boy was too young and it was easy for him to suffer a loss in terms of seniority. "He——"

After thinking for a while, Wu Xie said, "Become our son-in-law."

Wu's mother laughed so hard that she hit Wu Xie in a scolding tone, "Do you really think of yourself as your own daughter? You want to marry someone else so badly."

Wu Xie didn't answer, but just laughed.

Wu Xie used to come just to have dinner and leave, but now he came so early in the morning, giving them a whole day to spend time together, which made the couple a little flustered.

"You guys came so suddenly that I didn't have time to clean up the house and prepare anything. What do you want to eat later? I'll ask Lao Wu to go buy some groceries and I'll cook for you."

"No need, sister-in-law, we can do it ourselves. We are a group of young people, so we don't want you to run around. You just take a rest and watch TV. We can cook the meal ourselves. Xiao Wu happened to learn how to cook recently, so let him cook for you to try."

"Really?!" Mother Wu looked at her son in surprise, "You have learned how to cook?"

Although Wu Xie wanted to hide it, he couldn't hide the proud expression on his face. He nodded and pretended that this was a very common thing, saying: "Yes, cooking is very simple, I will learn it in no time."

Not a word was mentioned about the goat's milk that was poured into the river and poisoned a large number of fish.

"You're amazing." Mother Wu touched Wu Xie's head happily. "Unlike your dad, who still can't do it after so many years. I think he's just lazy!"

"Lazy bastard!!!"

Wu Yiqiong, who was caught in the crossfire, said: "Didn't you say that my cooking was not tasty and that you didn't allow me to cook?"

Wu Xie: "That's because you don't put your heart into it!"

Mother Wu immediately found another excuse and agreed, "Yes! You just don't care!"

If the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan quarreled, Wu Xie would be the Red Boy who fanned the flames with the palm-leaf fan.

Blinking her eyes, she said obediently, "Mom, try my cooking tonight. It will definitely be delicious."

"That's for sure!" Wu's mother said affirmatively, her whole body filled with joy.

“My son is the best!”

Achieved a world where only Wu Yiqiong was injured (＾－＾)V

She hadn't been that happy in a long time.

As Wu Xie laughed, he began to feel bitter in his heart, thinking that he was a good-for-nothing son.