Crazy criticizes the villain for sticking to his upper body, but the host says he is too naked

"Yes that's right, he's on your shoulder."

After getting a positive answer, the young man screamed in fear and jumped three feet high, trying to shake the ghost off, but it was in vain and he kept feeling a chill on his neck.

He had a sad face, looking weak and helpless: "Wow, I am a good young man in society, patriotic, dedicated, law-abiding, helpful, and often help old ladies cross the road. I am brave and righteous, and I will help the elderly when they fall down..."

"How could I, who is so righteous, get into trouble with ghosts? Ghost uncle, please spare my life! I can't stand it anymore, I really can't stand it anymore. In just one day, I experienced including but not limited to being haunted by ghosts, sleep paralysis, things in the house kept falling for no reason, and I made inexplicable mistakes at work and received complaints from customers..."

Maybe it was the boy’s cute contrast that made everyone laugh in the barrage section.

[Hahaha, he is full of righteousness. I always feel that he can fly by riding on the will-o'-the-wisp.]

[Green dragon on the left and white tiger on the right, what are you afraid of (⊙o⊙) of just a little ghost? ]

[This guy doesn’t look like a good person at first glance. He looks like a gangster in society…]

[You actually dared to help an old man. You're not afraid of being blackmailed. But the elder brother looks fierce, so it's not certain who is blackmailing whom.]

【…】

"Bad reviews! They are all bad reviews!" The young man felt quite aggrieved. "Although I look a little too masculine, I am really a good person!"

[Whose good person has two big flower tattoos on his arms...]

"Tattooing is a personal hobby, but also a job requirement. I am a tattoo artist. By the way, if you have tattoo needs, please come to my shop in XXX District, XXX City, XXX Province to find me, Wu Fan. I will give you a discount. The tattoo on my hand is my own. Isn't it beautiful? If you like it, come and find me!"

[Don't be prejudiced against tattoos, it's just a personal preference. People with tattoos are not necessarily bad people, just like this silly guy. ]

[Don't tell me, this tattoo is kind of cool, I'm tempted, but I have to take the civil service exam, so forget it. ]

After playing a few ads, Xiao Wu suddenly remembered that there was a ghost in the house. He returned to the topic and wailed, "Woo woo woo, anchor, how did I get into trouble with this ghost? I really didn't do anything bad."

Zhi Qian: "Think about it yourself, what did you do on your way back from your hometown the day before yesterday."

Xiao Wu recalled carefully, "It seems that I didn't do anything... I was just driving normally, and I just had to pee in a wasteland on the way..."

"Hiss... Could it be that I have offended the devil at this moment? That doesn't make sense. I just peed. I didn't do anything else."

Zhi Qian raised her eyebrows: "Didn't you notice that the place where you peed is different from the surrounding area?"

"It's just a small mound... um... could it be..."

Zhi Qian snapped her fingers: "That's what you think. If you go to someone's grave to pee, who else would punish you? Fortunately, you usually do a lot of good things and accumulate merits, otherwise it wouldn't be such a harmless prank. But if you are exposed to it for a long time, it will still affect your aura."

Xiao Wu trembled: "Ah! I really didn't mean it, what should I do?"

"Buy some sacrificial supplies, go to the grave and apologize sincerely, and then get some sun. That's all."

As she spoke, Zhi Qian's eyes narrowed, and she looked at the ghost behind Xiao Wu who seemed unwilling to give in. "Let's be merciful when we can. That's enough. Go to where you should go, or you want me to take you away."

It seemed to realize that Zhi Qian was not easy to mess with, so it reluctantly left Xiao Wu's body. Xiao Wu immediately felt his neck relaxed a lot, and he no longer felt the chill.

[Think of it this way, you are staying at home and someone suddenly rushes into your house and pees in front of you. Wouldn’t you be angry? If it were me, I would pull his dick out! ]

【Urinating and defecating anywhere is not a civilized behavior! 】

[Good people will be rewarded. You should do good things in your daily life, otherwise you won’t have the chance to apologize if you offend a ghost one day.]

[Lili is talking to a ghost!!! Are there really ghosts? I want to see, I want to see! ]

【Want to see +1】

【Want to see＋】

"Do you really want to see it? Seeing ghosts while alive is not a good thing, but since you asked, I will spoil you! Just consider it a benefit for my fans."

Zhi Qian gave a wicked smile and waved his hand on the screen. The next moment, netizens in the live broadcast room saw an illusory shadow behind Xiao Wu. The skinny old man looked vaguely visible and looked quite scary.

It only lasted a few seconds, but everyone saw it.

Xiao Wu's pupils trembled:!!!

Netizens in the live broadcast room:!!!

[Lili is a really nice person to get along with. She really loves her fans (bushi)]

【You are our pride (heart)】

[This is my first time watching a metaphysical live broadcast. May I ask, are the benefits that these hosts give to their fans all weird? ]

[No, my metaphysics anchor is like this (smile)]

[This is over. I’m afraid I won’t even dare to go to the toilet alone tonight! ]

Zhi Qian kindly reminded: "Remember to expose the things you just saw to the sun more. If there is no sun, burn some paper money to get rid of the bad luck."

"Okay, the last one."

The person connected to the microphone was a kind grandmother in her sixties. She was not very good at operating a smartphone, wore a pair of reading glasses and looked serious.

It seems like she is studying some national affairs, but in fact she is writing on the writing board: "Libao is the best, grandma is rooting for you (heart)"

After clicking send, grandma breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at the screen again, eh? Why am I in the live broadcast room?

She moved closer to the phone, and her face on the screen magnified.

"Huh? Was I chosen by Li Bao? Hahaha! It's me, it's really me! My old sisters must be so jealous of me now!"

"Oh my god! My Libao is so handsome! He's also a master of metaphysics. He's really good in every way, except that he met a family of black-hearted and rotten-lung bastards!"

"And that group of little black guys, each one of them is so bad! It really pissed me off! But I am not a pushover, I called my old friends together and scolded them back!"

[The little old lady is so cute! She even knows how to call for anti-black fans. Lili is really popular with men, women, young and old! ]

[Stop scolding me, stop scolding me. I was a black man before. I was wrong! I am blind, I have a black heart and a rotten lung. I am guilty of a heinous crime...]

[Wow, I don't dare anymore. I really don't dare anymore. My grandfather found out that I had cheated on Wen Li. He instigated my dad to hang me up and beat me up, and even signed me up for three more cram schools!]

[Lucky grandma, she was chosen by Lili, so envious, so jealous. ]

[According to viewers who have had their fortunes told in the past, being picked by the anchor is a misfortune, but also a great blessing. They have all encountered troubles to some extent, but they can easily solve them when they meet Lili (except those who refuse to listen to advice).]

The elderly fans were too enthusiastic, and Zhi Qian was at a loss. She waved her hand: "Um... hello, do you want to settle anything?"