Crazy criticizes the villain for sticking to his upper body, but the host says he is too naked

The first person to be picked was a young man in his twenties who was eating instant noodles with dark circles under his eyes. He didn't expect that he would be picked. It was a bit awkward to suddenly connect to the microphone in a live broadcast room with hundreds of thousands of viewers.

"Hello...everyone..."

The young man's name is Zhou Zhe. He is a game coach. Due to his good gaming skills and good service attitude, he has many clients taking care of his business. He is also very hardworking, so he can earn 20,000 to 30,000 yuan a month stably.

At this moment, Zhou Zhe had stayed up all night again. He looked pale and tired, with messy hair and untidy beard. He had big bags under his eyes like a national treasure and bloodshot eyes.

It looked really scary, and many netizens made comments to make fun of it.

[My brother, a little masturbation is good for your mood, but too much masturbation is harmful to your health, and strong masturbation will destroy you to ashes, so please take care of your body.]

[Blind guess, was the spirit sucked away by a ghost? ]

[Are young people nowadays so weak? I'm really afraid he'll die in the next second. ]

【…】

Zhi Qian: "What do you want to count?"

Zhou Zhe scratched the back of his head. He was just planning to open Tomato Video and watch it while eating, but he accidentally clicked into this live broadcast room.

Seeing that there were so many people in this live broadcast room, I stopped to see what was going on.

After watching for a while, he realized that it was a fortune-telling live broadcast room. Seeing so many people sending comments saying "I want to have my fortune told", he clicked +1 and was selected.

The probability is one in hundreds of thousands. Since you have won the lottery, it doesn't hurt to spend a thousand dollars to calculate it.

So Zhou Zhe asked, "Can I have my marriage calculated?"

"can."

"Yes... it's like this. I have a girlfriend online. We have been together for two years. We have always had a good relationship. I transfer all my monthly earnings to her except for the money left for food. But for some reason, she has not agreed to meet me. I want to know when I can meet my girlfriend."

Zhou Zhe was quite shy to talk about his girlfriend in front of so many people, and his originally pale face instantly turned rosy.

[No, buddy, you are a pure love god. You handed over your salary without even meeting me? You are just sitting here eating instant noodles? ]

[Little brother, I wonder if you would like to have an online girlfriend for me? ]

[Based on my friend's experience, you must have met a scammer! This woman must be trying to cheat you out of your money, and her tactics are quite sophisticated.]

[I found that someone in the barrage made up a friend out of nothing...]

Zhi Qian calculated for him, and her expression gradually became intriguing, "Don't you and your 'girlfriend' meet every day?"

Zhou Zhe looked confused, "When? Why don't I know?"

Zhi Qian smiled meaningfully: "You have a roommate, she is your so-called girlfriend."

Zhou Zhe's expression cracked. "Host, you are kidding me, right? My roommate is a man! He's a 30-something shaggy guy! He's said to be divorced and has two kids back home. How could she be my sweet and soft girlfriend? I've talked to her on the phone and on video, and she's a very beautiful girl! This is absolutely impossible!"

He graduated from college two years ago and couldn't find a suitable job, so he worked as a full-time game coach. At that time, his wallet was tight, so he shared this two-bedroom apartment with others.

He didn't know the person he shared the apartment with before, and later they became just acquaintances. The two of them didn't bother each other and their relationship was quite harmonious.

"It's easy to find out if he's your 'girlfriend'. He's taking a shower now, and his phone is on the sofa in the living room. There's no password on the phone, so you can just open it and check WeChat to find out."

Zhou Zhe came to the living room with a nervous mood, and actually saw a mobile phone on the sofa. It was the latest version of Fruit phone.

I played the game with him for half a month, and I gave money to my girlfriend to buy her the same model...

He gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, turned on his phone, and flipped to WeChat. When he saw the pinned chat box, his eyes were bloodshot.

My heart finally died!

He clicked into the dialog box and saw the familiar chat history and the 20,000 yuan he had transferred early this morning.

He flipped through the pages in disbelief, and it matched, all matched. He had to confirm that he was the one who was being taken advantage of in the note of "idiot"!

At the request of the spectators, Zhou Zhe came with his connected mobile phone, and the chat history was clearly seen by netizens in the live broadcast room.

【! ! ! 】

[I'll ask you again, little brother, do you need an online girlfriend? I'll do it if you can transfer 20,000 to me every month! ]

[Um... I'm a man, I can also...]

[I have to admit, this uncle is quite something, he is really good with black stockings! Even a woman like me can’t compare to him in terms of chatting skills.]

With a creak, the bathroom door opened and a greasy middle-aged man in his thirties with a big belly walked out.

Seeing Zhou Zhe in the living room, he greeted him in a friendly manner, "Xiao Zhou, have you been playing games all night again? You can't stay up late all the time. You should pay more attention to your health."

If he hadn't seen the chat history on his phone, he would never have been able to connect the greasy uncle in front of him with his online girlfriend.

Zhou Zhe laughed out of anger, "Haha... Xiao Jiaojiao? You are Xiao Jiaojiao!"

The uncle's pupils shrank, and he noticed that Zhou Zhe was holding his phone. He smiled and said, "Uh, what are you talking about, Xiao Jiaojiao?"

Zhou Zhe didn't want to listen to his explanation. He threw his phone and rushed towards the old man. "Fuck you! You pretended to be a woman and lied to me! You're dead!"

Although Zhou Zhe was a little weak from staying up late, he was young and strong, and was in a good mood, so he was more than capable of dealing with the pot-bellied uncle.

The uncle was beaten and screamed, "Misunderstanding! This is a misunderstanding! Stop hitting me, I'm going to die! Hey, help! Someone is killing me!"

Finally, the neighbors heard the noise and called the police, and the two of them were taken to the police station, ending the farce.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were extremely happy.

[Surprise! My online girlfriend turned out to be my roommate! ]

[Be careful when dating online, otherwise your online dating partner may be a big guy who picks his feet [picks his nose]]

[Alas, everyone should be more careful. Nowadays, various technologies are becoming more and more advanced, such as AI, voice changers, etc., which have reached the point where they are indistinguishable from the real thing. While facilitating the daily lives of the general public, they have also facilitated the scammers. ]

[Although he was really miserable, I couldn't help but laugh. ]

[You can cheat me of my feelings, but you can die if you cheat me of my money! I can love many people in my life, but how much money can I make in this life? ]

【…】

The second lucky audience member connected to the microphone.

This is also a young guy with blond hair and two big tattoos on his arms. He looks like a spirited guy who is not to be trifled with.

The young man was also quite haggard. He hugged the quilt tightly and said suspiciously: "Anchor, I think I have seen a ghost. Can you help me see if there is a ghost in my room?"