Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

"Hisssssssssssssssss~"

Little Zhongli squatted on the ground, sucking away the instant noodles. A thin layer of sweat appeared on Bai Jie's forehead.

"Siha...Okay, what a strange smell!"

"This taste is called spicy. Just feel it."

Zhongli seemed to be eating chili pepper for the first time. Bai Chu glanced at him, said casually, and drank his own bucket of noodles.

After he gave Xiao Zhongli this bucket of instant noodles, his mastery of the rock element suddenly increased to...12%.

Damn it, I gave you a bucket of instant noodles, and you only paid 2%! The heartless dead kid!

However, he didn't care too much. After all, the future King of Rocks is still a little kid, let alone the other demons.

For example, Osel, the whirlpool demon who was sealed by Xiao Zhongli in the Demon War, is probably not born yet.

Twelve percent is enough.

"Oh...what a pity."

Thinking that he had been reincarnated but could not see the travelers or anything, Bai Chu couldn't help but sigh and sighed with helplessness on his face. Little Zhongli beside him had finished drinking the noodle soup. Hearing his words, he looked over in confusion.

"What do you say?"

"It's nothing." Seeing that his mouth was full of oil when he drank, Bai Chu couldn't help laughing, and asked the system to get him a piece of paper, and gently wiped the oil from his mouth.

"Say, kid, what's your name?"

Although he knew Xiao Zhongli's name, at this time... he might have another name?

"what?"

However, to his surprise, Xiao Zhongli blinked and showed a confused expression.

"What's the name...?"

"…no name?"

Has this child never met a human before?

"I said...have you ever met anyone?"

"Human?" Xiao Zhongli blinked, as if he didn't understand what he was talking about.

"Is it something like you? No!"

"He actually called something..."

But... unexpectedly, I have never encountered it before.

"Hey, what are you thinking about?"

Xiao Zhongli kicked him dissatisfied, raised his head and glared at him angrily.

"Answer me quickly, what's your name?"

"Everyone has a name. When communicating with others, you need to call them by their names."

"Is that so?"

Xiao Zhongli nodded in understanding, then reached out and tugged on his clothes.

"So you have a name too?"

"My name is Bai Chu, you have to call me Mr. Bai."

"why?"

Little Zhongli didn't understand what the word "sir" meant. Bai Chu thought for a while and tapped his head gently.

"Just call it anyway."

"Oh, Mr. Bai."

There was nothing to lose anyway, so Xiao Zhongli called him obediently, and then looked at him expectantly.

"What about me? What about me? Where's my name?"

"You..."

Bai Chu was a little funny.

Unexpectedly, the name of the future Rock King Emperor was actually chosen by himself.

If there are people in this era who record the deeds of Emperor Ganwang, I would be able to be recorded as well. However, that kind of person probably doesn’t exist anymore.

"Just call it Morax. When you become a powerful person in the future, this name will sound good."

"A very powerful person..." Zhongli was stunned for a moment, then raised his hands happily.

"Great!"

"Be quiet, you have another name."

"Huh? Really?"

This person only has one name, but he has two names...

Sure enough, I'm super awesome!

Seeing his excited look, Bai Chu couldn't help laughing.

It's just a name, what's there to be happy about?

"From now on I will call you Zhongli, but in front of others you will be called Morax. Do you understand?"

"why?"

Zhongli didn't understand.

Why can't two names be called at the same time?

"Anyway, just listen to me."

Patting his head, Bai Chu ignored the system's curses and returned the instant noodle bucket to the system.

Although the system scolded him, it could not pollute the environment after all.

"Are you full?"

"I am full!"

"Let's go then."

Bai Chu took little Zhongli's hand, pointed in a random direction, and pulled Zhongli to walk leisurely.

After all, although the problem of eating was solved, he still had to sleep.

You can't sleep in the wild, right?

He, a modern man, couldn't stand it.

Maybe he didn't expect that he would get used to camping in the wild in the future.

"Let's go~"

Little Zhongli didn't know where he was going, but he jumped up happily and wasn't afraid that he would do something bad to him.

After all, Bai Chu was the first human he met, and he even played with him and gave him delicious food.

Unknowingly, he subconsciously regarded Bai Chu as a trustworthy person.

Although I wanted to find a village to stay, it was a pity...

Until the sun set and the cold moon hung high, the two of them still could not find the village.

"Hey, Mr. Bai, what are you having for dinner tonight?"

Beside the fire, little Zhongli rubbed his belly and looked expectantly at the disappointed Bai Chu next to him. Bai Chu glanced at him and sighed.

"You really aren't worried about sleeping. By the way, where do you usually sleep?"

"Sleep wherever you feel sleepy."

Xiao Zhongli said matter-of-factly. For him currently, there is no concept of "home" in his mind.

He guessed so. Sighing, he looked down at his hands.

"System, what is your current mastery of rock elements?"

"Fifteen percent."

"That's it."

Nodding, he tentatively activated the rock elemental power in his body.

In Xiao Zhongli's surprised eyes, a simple stone house appeared from the ground.

"No, I can't use it at all..."

Although he can master it, the way he manipulates it is too rough.

Just building such a room made him so tired that his face turned pale and he lay on the ground feeling like his body was hollowed out.

Besides, there is nothing in the house.

"Wow, that's amazing!"

Xiao Zhongli looked at the room in front of him with bright eyes. He subconsciously knelt down and reached out to pull his clothes.

"Mr. Bai, I want to learn this!"

"You will be even more powerful in the future."

Bai Chu lay on the ground and could only smile twice.

Teach the Rock King Emperor? He is also somewhat self-aware.

You are still a dabbler yourself, but you still want to teach others?

"Okay, it's time to eat. Let's have self-heating hot pot for this meal."

"Uh-huh!"

Although I don’t understand what it is, it always feels so awesome!

Seeing two strange boxes in his hands after he sat up, Zhongli sat on the ground and watched his movements curiously.

The more he looked, more and more doubts popped up in his little head.

Why did I get a fever even though I only added cold water?

Also, where do these things come from?

"Mr. Bai, where did this thing come from?"

It was difficult for a child to restrain his curiosity, so Zhongli asked immediately. Bai Chu glanced at him, handed him a box of self-heating hot pot, and said casually: "You can grab it from Pinduoduo for one penny, just click on the link below."

"Money? Links?"

what is that?

However, can you steal things from others as long as you have money and links?

Xiao Zhongli nodded in understanding.

"You fucking farted!"

And the system resented him.

Why are you grabbing Pinduoduo for just one penny? I’m not Pinduoduo!

"Isn't this just for fun?"

Why are you taking it so seriously?

Bai Chu couldn't help laughing. Little Zhongli on the side saw him laughing inexplicably, with some confusion on his face.

"What are you laughing at?"

"it's okay no problem…"

I thought I would be very uncomfortable on the first day after traveling back in time. After all, there was no one I knew, and there were no entertainment facilities. But...

With these two guys, it doesn’t seem too boring?