Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

After roughly understanding what era he was in now, Bai Chu squatted on the ground with a lonely expression, falling into autistic isolation.

"Hey...what's wrong with you?"

Seeing the unacceptable look on his face, little Morax crawled over curiously, and happily poked his face with a branch. He didn't know why this child liked such meaningless things.

As a child, dislike of a person comes and goes quickly. Just like little Morax, my favorability towards him was still negative just now, but now it has turned around.

Currently, he already has five percent mastery and affinity for the rock element. He could feel that he seemed to be able to control the ground around him, although not completely.

After all, it’s only 5%, what else can you say?

However, despite having superpowers, Bai Chu was not excited at all. He didn't even want to talk to little Morax who stabbed him with a branch in pain next to him.

More than six thousand years ago, more than six thousand years ago... What is this concept?

It goes further than the Demon God War!

At this time, let alone Liyue Port, I am afraid there is no village yet.

Although there is no need to worry about household registration or other issues, a bigger problem is coming.

The King of Rocks who ended the Demon God War and finally became one of the Seven Gods is still a little kid who only knows how to play pranks!

"System, if you ask me to take care of the child, you might as well kill me..."

He also wanted to visit the Hai Lantern Festival or something, but...

Doing this?

Let him, a modern man, live in this era without any entertainment until his death?

Going crazy! !

"Okay, okay, I'll just give you a mobile phone later."

The system reassured him impatiently, as if he didn't want to say more to him.

"but…"

In this era, there may not even be paper.

What do you want me to wipe my butt with?

"Okay, just tell me about these daily necessities and I'll mail them to you."

"Oh, that's no problem."

Bai Chu nodded.

Although I can’t see the Lantern Festival or anything else, it’s a pity. However, we can see the dark history of Emperor Zhongli of the Rock King when he was a child...

This trip is worth it!

"Really boring."

When he was talking to the system, seeing that there was no response no matter how hard he poked it, Xiao Zhongli curled his lips and moved his golden eyes flexibly. He didn't know what kind of prank he had thought of, but there was an expectant smile on his face.

"Zhong...ahhhh!"

Bai Chugang turned his head, wanting to find Xiao Zhongli and develop a relationship with him. Suddenly, there was a stinging pain in his body, which made him jump.

Only then did he realize that this male brat...

He actually used a wooden stick to poke his bigu!

"Ah hahaha, finally a reaction!"

Seeing him jumping up, little Zhongli clapped his hands and laughed happily, dropped the stick and ran away. Bai Chu gritted his teeth angrily and wanted to reach out and grab him.

However, he discovered something very sad.

Sitting in an office all year round and lacking exercise, he couldn't keep up with Zhongli.

Moreover, although I don’t know how Zhongli came here, I am sure that he is definitely not a human being. Compared to little Zhongli, he, an ordinary human being, is still too overestimated.

Those short legs were almost on fire.

"You, stop!"

After a while, Bai Chu held his knees, his face a little pale due to lack of oxygen, breathing heavily, and glared fiercely at little Zhongli with a playful smile not far in front of him.

Hey, you will be the King of Rocks from now on! From now on, you will be that knowledgeable, elegant, rock king who never carries money!

Who is this annoying male imp now!

"Just a little bit~" Zhongli stuck out his tongue at him, made a face, and mocked mercilessly, "Idiot, you can't catch up if you can't catch up~"

"Can you do it?"

"I…"

"Your current mastery of rock elements is ten percent."

Just as he was about to retort, the system's voice suddenly sounded.

It seems that it is easy to gain favor with Xiao Zhongli, just play with him.

However, Bai Chu said...

I don't want to play with him!

I just want to beat him up now!

"Hey, I'm hungry!"

As if he was bored, Xiao Zhongli ran over, patted his back politely, and said seriously.

Although he is very rude, with his cute appearance now, he doesn't look angry at all.

If you are a girl who likes children, you may immediately be addicted to cuteness and be unable to extricate yourself, but Bai Chu...

"Okay, I caught you!"

Bai Chu immediately grabbed little Zhongli's chubby face and said viciously, pulling his face to both sides mercilessly.

One thing to say, although little Zhongli is an annoying naughty kid, his little face feels very good.

"Ugh! Let me go!"

"Why, can you bite me if I don't let go?"

Bai Chu just said it casually. Then, he saw Zhongli curl his lips and easily pry his hand away with his little hands, which made him look horrified.

No, is this kid so strong?

As expected of the King of Rocks!

"Damn it, you actually dare to pinch my face!"

Little Zhongli gritted his teeth and glared at him fiercely, showing no mercy at all because of his dull expression.

He would treat Bai Chu the same way Bai Chu treated him.

Bai Chu wanted to resist, but...

Who knows why little Zhongli has so much strength!

After a while, Bai Chusheng sat on the ground helplessly, and Xiao Zhongli squatted next to him and whispered to comfort him.

"Hey, why are you angry...it was obviously you who pinched me first."

"Well... don't be angry. In the worst case, I'll let you squeeze it, okay?"

"Leave me alone..."

Bai Chu twitched the corner of his mouth and said in despair.

He actually couldn't beat a child. Although this child may not be a human being, but... it was still very embarrassing!

"Oh, okay."

Little Zhongli nodded obediently, tugged on his clothes again, and touched his belly after he looked over.

"But I'm hungry."

"... "

What can I say?

"System, bring two buckets of instant noodles, soak them, add intestines and eggs."

"...You think of me as a network administrator?"

"No way, I regard you as my best friend!"

"Ah."

The system sneered and didn't want to pay attention to him at all.

Does this guy think he doesn’t know?

The so-called best companion is emergency food!

He is a level 60 veteran player of Genshin Impact! There are more awesome people than this fifty-ninth level one!

Although he was very dissatisfied, Bai Chu still had two more buckets of instant noodles in front of him.

He even added two intestines and two eggs, and Bai Chu was so moved that he almost cried.

"System, I love you!"

"roll."

"okay."

Little Zhongli was already watching eagerly.

"It smells so good...Hey, what is this?"

"Hmm... delicious."

Seeing his greedy look, Bai Chu rolled his eyes and suddenly thought of a good idea.

He picked up two buckets of instant noodles and looked at little Zhongli with a smile.

"Want to eat?"

"miss you!"

Little Zhongli kept nodding his head, thinking about this bucket of instant noodles.

After all, in this era, although people were farming, they did not have the delicacies of the future. And Xiao Zhongli has never seen anyone else.

As for restaurants like Wan Min Tang, let alone that, there is no such thing.

Who would go to a restaurant to eat when even eating is a problem? What's more, there is no unified currency yet.

After all, the real person who created the first Mora is currently drooling over instant noodles.

"I can give it to you. However, you have to agree to a few requests of mine."

Bai Chu laughed and said somewhat proudly.

"Well…"

Although Xiao Zhongli was naive, it did not mean that he was stupid. He immediately frowned and looked very hesitant. Seeing this, Bai Chu sneered.

“I’ll prepare delicious food for you every meal from now on!”

"make a deal!"

Looking at Zhongli who nodded in agreement without hesitation and grabbed his clothes with all his strength, Bai Chu smiled disdainfully.

Hey, you little cricket boy, nothing more than that!