Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

The first few chapters are a bit uncomfortable, so if you don’t like them, you can skip to the back.

(Picture of male protagonist)

(Emperor Zhenshu)

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dark.

Not a trace of light, pure darkness.

"Can still think..."

Bai Chu thought silently.

He felt very strange about his current state.

"I should be dead...can I still think after death?"

By the way, I won’t always be like this, right? That’s too scary!

He could feel that he could only think and could do nothing else.

If this happens... over time, he will definitely go crazy!

As an ordinary social creature, Bai Chu originally thought that he would spend his life in an ordinary way like most people.

However, while he was slacking off at work today, a strange thing happened.

No, it can no longer be described as strange.

When he was about to go to the toilet to defecate with pay, the floor he was on suddenly shook violently.

Immediately afterwards, he saw a truck flying quickly and hitting another person next to him.

At that time, he could even see the apologetic expression of the middle-aged man in the cockpit on the windshield of the truck.

That expression was not unfamiliar to him. It was the expression he showed when he was alone after doing whatever it took to get results.

Then, the man next to him was knocked away, but strangely the driver was nowhere to be seen.

Yes, it had nothing to do with him, but he still died.

When Bai Chu thought about the way he died, he wanted to slap himself twice.

You're crazy, tell me, if you don't run away quickly, why are you still going to the toilet to poop?

Don’t forget your original intention, right?

As a result, the ceiling collapsed, taking him with it.

"I'm really speechless..."

The person next to him should have been sent to another world by a truck driver who was motivated by his performance. What about him?

This is his personal reason!

It's better now. I can't even commit suicide in this state...

Could it be that he really wanted to stay here until he went crazy?

"Don't worry, you won't go crazy."

When he was feeling depressed, a voice suddenly rang out, and Bai Chu was startled.

If he had a body, he would definitely be frightened.

"What? Are you a human or a ghost?"

"...What are you afraid of? Aren't you a ghost now?"

The voice was speechless.

"Okay, it seems so..."

Bai Chu reacted and laughed awkwardly. Subconsciously, I wanted to reach out and touch my head to hide my embarrassment. However, he remembered again.

Now, I seem to have no such thing as a head. No, it can’t be said that there isn’t one…

...In short, he can't do this kind of operation like touching his head for the time being.

"Um, who are you?"

"...I am a beaten worker who was thrown here."

The voice was silent for a while, and then said depressedly.

"Thrown it over?" Bai Chu asked confused.

"Haha... thanks to you."

This time, there was a hint of annoyance in his voice.

"I obviously just wanted to be a system that was left to eat and die. I was just fishing at my job, and suddenly I was thrown here!"

"Damn it, I obviously just want to marry someone who is in the same system as me and live my life in an ordinary way, so why is the matter of being sent abroad handed over to me!"

"…But, what does it have to do with me?"

Bai Chu felt guilty. But when he thought about it carefully, he felt that it had nothing to do with him, and he suddenly felt confident.

"Haha..." The system's voice was helpless, with a hint of anger.

"I don't have any functions of the expatriation system. Logically speaking, I should sit in an office all my life...Thanks to you, there is an extra place for this incident, and it is my turn!"

"Why do you want to go to the toilet?"

"... "

Bai Chu felt guilty.

It seems that it really has something to do with myself.

"Hmm...that means I'm going to be reincarnated too, right?"

In order not to continue on this embarrassing topic, Bai Chu quickly changed the subject abruptly.

"if not?"

The system said angrily.

If it is another system, you will definitely be very excited about business trips. After all, travel is public expense, and if the host is very good, you can also upgrade the version for yourself.

But it is just a salty fish and does not have such lofty ideals. It just wants to take dead wages and then show off.

Who would have thought that when the department drew lots, he would be chosen?

"Just wait, it will be there soon."

Although it was very unhappy, it felt that it still needed to remind Bai Chu.

After all, the two of them are now symbionts. If the host dies too quickly, wages will be deducted when he returns.

You can die, but at least you have to wait a while before you die!

Those old systems are all familiar. At the beginning, I took out some garbage from my own small warehouse to use as a novice gift bag. Although it was garbage, it was still of some use to the newly reincarnated host.

But it doesn't work, it can only tell Bai Chu the world he wants to be reincarnated into. To ask for its wages is to ask for its life.

"Are you playing O?"

"Play."

Bai Chu replied simply.

Originally, he planned to go to the toilet to play, but who knew that he would burp before he even squatted down?

"That's it. The world you reincarnated into is the continent of Teyvat. I don't know which timeline."

"By the way, what's your uid? Wait until I give you the entire phone and add a friend first."

"... "

Does this work too?

Bai Chu was a little confused.

This system seems different from the system in those novels?

It's...how should I put it? It's a very special kind...

"It's almost time. Get ready and I'll send you there right away."

"Um…"

What else could he prepare like this?

I hope there won’t be any trucks in Teyvat. Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to bear it if he was reincarnated again.

After praying silently, he felt a ray of light shine into the darkness. Because he had been in the dark for too long, he felt that this ray of light was very dazzling, and he couldn't help but squint his eyes.

By the way, why can you squint your eyes?

When he opened his eyes again, he felt like he was in control of his body again.

"Hey, where are you from?"

At this time, he was lying on the ground. In front of him, a child wearing tattered clothes squatted in front of him, picked up the wooden stick next to him and poked his face.

Although the clothes he wore were very shabby and his face was stained with a little mud, it could not cover up his faint elegance at all.

"Who?"

When Bai Chu opened his eyes, he saw a pair of dark golden eyes, and there was a circle of dark eye shadow around Danfeng's eyes.

And...the most eye-catching pair of dragon horns.

In short...this little child looks majestic and cute, anyway...

Very strange.

"Ah, wake up."

Seeing that he woke up, the child looked very happy and poked with the wooden stick in his hand even more vigorously.

Bai Chu: "..."

No, you poke and poke, it’s not over yet, right?

"Huh... the timeline seems a bit too early."

He was just about to punch this impolite brat on the head when the system's surprised voice suddenly rang out.

"Hmm...but that's okay. Hey, I have a mission, do you want it?"

"What mission?"

Bai Chu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly forgot about arguing with this brat.

"Well... build a good relationship with Morax, and the reward is the mastery of the rock element. This task does not need to be completed at once. As long as your relationship with Morax becomes better, your mastery of the rock element will increase."

"By the way, the same goes for rock element affinity."

"...take it."

Bai Chu hesitated for a moment and nodded.

There's no harm anyway, and you're not in a hurry, so just take it.

Besides, Morax doesn't know where he is now, and I'm afraid he won't be able to see him until his death.

"Hey, what are you thinking about!"

Seeing that he ignored her, the male kid curled his lips and asked loudly in dissatisfaction, poking the branches even more vigorously.

Bai Chu's face darkened and he punched him on the head.

"Stop poking!"

"It hurts!"

The male kid immediately put down the branch and held his head with tears in his eyes.

"What are you doing!"

"What are you doing? Do you know it's rude to poke people like this? You damn kid."

Bai Chu rolled his eyes at him, stood up, patted his butt and prepared to leave.

In short, go find Liyue Port first, and then find Zhongli.

This kid... Judging from his stupid appearance, he probably doesn't know where Liyue Port is. Alas, he is still a gangster, what should I do...

What a hassle!

"...Hey, are you just ready to leave?"

I don’t know why, but the system’s voice sounds a little strange, like it’s suppressing a laugh. Bai Chu raised his eyebrows, a little confused.

"if not?"

"Let me tell you news. If we follow the timeline of the main storyline of Genshin Impact, it is about 6700 years before the start of the main storyline."

"…six thousand seven hundred years?"

Bai Chu was stunned for a moment.

If he remembered correctly, at this time... wait, Morax seems to be more than 6,000 years old, right?

…Could it be that…

He turned his neck stiffly and turned to look at the sobbing male kid behind him. Seeing him looking at her, the male kid puffed up his mouth and glared at him fiercely.

"I won't let you go!"

"...System, don't tell me..."

There was still a glimmer of hope in his heart. However, the next moment, this hope was shattered by the system.

"Morax's current dislike for you is negative. Your rock element affinity is minus 10%~"

"Ah, you may not understand. But just know that you are likely to trip over a stone while walking on the road."

"... "

Bai Chu showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

No, this dead kid is Morax?

Is it true that Emperor Yanwang is so vindictive?

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I’ve wanted to write about Genshin Impact for a long time, but I didn’t know what to write about.

Recently, I suddenly had an idea. This book has no knife (really) and is more daily life. However, it will be longer after 6,700 years. I can’t help it if I’m not used to it.