Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

On the second floor, the old man sighed.

The scholar in the Thirty-Six Hidden Gates also came to add to the chaos, and he was considering whether to change places and continue to lie.

Just like a mouse hiding in the dark, even if it comes out to look for food, you must be careful.

……

"That's right. It's true that there's no room for big sharks here, but what my master said is definitely right."

The scholarly fly has great confidence in his master.

"Okay, then you stay here and watch! See if there are any big fish that can be boiled?"

Alas, no one in Yinmen is a fuel-efficient lamp.

In addition to himself pretending to be stupid, all of his cats are also pretending to be stupid.

What's wrong with the world?

"Well, thank you."

The scholarly fly smiled and sat at another table.

The master had high hopes for sending him down the mountain. After all, none of the seventy-two scholarly sages could come down the mountain. Only if he caught the master's fancy could he be able to play a trick.

Baili Wuyou took one look and started playing with her phone again.

"Are you there?"

"Here I am."

"Oh, have you eaten?"

"have eaten."

"Yeah, but I didn't eat." Baili Wuyou said deliberately.

"Oh."

How should I respond? Lan Yanyu didn't play her cards according to the routine. Shouldn't she ask why she didn't eat?

"You do not want…"

Baili Wuyou thought about it and cleared them all, and typed again.

"I think you're too busy thinking about it to eat."

Earthy love words, I heard... it will be better to chase girls this way.

If Lu Xun knew what Senior Brother Dragon King was thinking, he would definitely nod seriously and say: "Yes, it is easy to get beaten to death, unless... you don't say it in person."

"Oh, are you okay?"

"It's okay. I just want to be with you..."

Before the fight was over, I saw the other party's profile picture black out, obviously offline...

When Baili Wuyou looked up, he felt that Hu Lai was laughing at him.

I almost couldn't help but rush up and beat him up, but I was afraid that the tables and chairs in the store were too expensive and I couldn't afford to pay for it.

……

"Hahaha...Yiyi...haha."

Seeing Lu Xun continuing to giggle, Huang Yiyi was surprised that this skill lasted too long, as if there was something wrong there.

"Brother Xun, are you okay?"

"No...I'm just...haha...very happy."

Lu Xun bit his finger and gradually stopped laughing. He laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes.

Just then, the phone rang at an inappropriate time.

"Brother Dragon King, why do you have time to call me?"

"Brother, this is bad. Something big is going to happen."

Senior Brother Dragon King randomly said that the first sentence must be explosive, otherwise it will be difficult to arouse the other party's interest.

"what happened?"

"Shu Xiang is misbehaving, and Hu Lai is in the store. I feel he might be misbehaving. Do you have any good ideas to prevent him from misbehaving?"

"Who is Hu Lai?"

Lu Xun almost dropped his phone, which reminded him of the metaphor.

"Scholarly, that kid is very cool."

"Who is Shuxiang? Why is he doing this?"

Lu Xun was a little confused. Brother Dragon King's brain circuit has always been like the show of Tihua... Are you a good friend in youth?

"Shuxiang is one of the thirty-six hidden doors, I remember telling you."

"You just have to deal with your hidden sect matters yourself. I'm just a little shrimp... If there's nothing else, I'll just hang up."

Lu Xun was speechless. What does the hidden door matter have to do with Lu Xun?

After saying that, he hung up the phone and turned off the phone.

There can be no more surprises in the world of two people tonight.

Just then, Yiyi's phone rang.

"Yiyi, why did you lock the door? You didn't answer my call, right?" Liu Yifei said with a smile.

"Oh."

Huang Yiyi quickly opened the door. Then I finally remembered about moving. Said: "Feifei forgot to tell you, I have moved to Unit 601, Building , come here."

"Brother Xun, why don't you leave first? I'm afraid that if Yifei sees us, we will misunderstand."

Huang Yi said reluctantly, but felt that not doing so would be a shame to her best friend.