Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

Lu Xun didn't want to laugh, but he couldn't help it. Whenever he laughs, he will think of a funny joke, and when he thinks of a funny joke, he will continue to laugh.

An endless cycle with no solution.

He thought of a joke by Xiao Ming, saying that Xiao Ming stepped on an orange on the road one day and asked why Xiao Ming died later.

Yangmei: "Mei."

The smile stopped suddenly, faster than the effect of 'Laughter Stop'...

Stop laughing immediately, let you laugh non-stop...

"Yiyi, what did you do to me?"

He's emo again.

"Brother Xun, you must have heard what Sister Yu said, right?"

Huang Yiyi was a little shy. She didn't want to be like this, but she was forced by Sister Yu.

Yes, it is like that.

"Huh? What did I miss? Oh, it's so sad. Everyone in the world except me is a good person."

Love bleating: "Bahing!"

"Hahahahahaha...I...haha..."

……

"Brother Mu Yu, are you cute?"

"You are such a cute little princess."

Xiao Xiao Muyu praised, he had been tortured by this annoying little goblin along the way.

"Then can you give me a car as a gift? Does he like a red sports car?"

"No problem, as long as you obey, neither I nor the Peach Blossom Club will treat you badly."

As soon as Xiao Xiao Muyu finished speaking, the phone suddenly rang.

"Okay, I understand. I'll be there right away."

After Xiao Xiao Muyu hung up the phone, he said to Lin Yuxin: "There is something urgent to deal with in the club, and I will rush there immediately. The money will be transferred to your card, and you can buy whatever you like. Again, as long as you Be obedient and Peach Blossom Club will not treat you badly."

"Hmph, a man's mouth is a liar."

Lin Yuxin was so angry that she stamped her feet. At this moment, her phone received a message and she opened it to take a look. It's an extra million in the bank card.

"Brother Mu Yu, I will definitely take you down."

……

At the Old Silly Fish Hotpot Restaurant, Longwang Senior Brother Baili Wuyou almost jumped up with joy. Just now, his goddess, no, his empress, agreed to the friend invitation.

From then on, he was no longer a single dog, but a hard-working little puppy.

"Are you there?"

"No."

"Oh, I'll ask again later."

Baili Wuyou was too excited. She felt that what she said was right, but she felt that something was not right.

Lan Yanyu, codenamed "l user" on the other side, looked at the screen of her mobile phone blankly for a long time.

Senior Brother Dragon King, are you sure there is nothing wrong with your practice these years?

Could it be that the brain is cultivating the body of a dog?

When we first met, I thought he was cool and stylish.

At this time, a sexy girl walked outside the door. She was wearing short-sleeved shorts in winter and looked sporty.

And they are all brand-name products, Anima’s.

"Are you eating or not?"

Senior Brother Dragon King stood up and asked out of politeness.

"Scholarly, fly, I have met Taoist friends."

"You are fooling around, who are you? You just want to fool around, do I know you?" Senior Brother Dragon King became angry when he heard this. There were only so many fish, and he had to eat one less one. What's more, the fish that the old man promised him has not yet been caught.

This cool guy looks like he's here to eat the "boiled shark", so it's strange that he can look good on him.

"Fellow Taoist, do you know my mother?" Shuxiang and Fly were very excited. Unexpectedly, I met an old acquaintance as soon as I got off the mountain.

"Huh? When did I say I knew your mother? What are you doing here? The shop is closed and no customers are allowed."

Baili Wuyou was very angry, and the consequences were serious.

If he is still ignorant, I don't mind teaching him a lesson.

"Of course I came here to eat the boiled shark. My master said that I must try this famous dish once, otherwise I won't be allowed to go up the mountain."

"Are you stupid? How can a big shark come from such a big place? Can you let it go?"