Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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Since the end of the first Defense Against the Dark Arts class... Gilderoy's class has been replaced by Professor Snape for half a month.

The reason is simple.....

Gilderoy couldn't teach his students without making frog calls and jumping without control.

But in Li Xian's opinion...he just has too much baggage as an idol.

But even so, he still didn't forget to take advantage of his relatively normal time (Li Xian speculated that it should be when Lai Fu was sleeping), and went to the teachers of the rest of the class to give pointers.

In particular, he got up early and went to Uncle Jiu's Maoshan class, saying that he had experienced fighting zombies in the East before.

"To be honest, Eastern zombies are really powerful!!! Almost all magic has no effect on them... Of course I know a few spells to use against Eastern zombies, and the effect is excellent."

"Really?"

Uncle Jiu said with a smile: "Then today I will ask Professor Gilderoy to give me some guidance for these children. Hiro!!!"

As Uncle Jiu shouted...

Suddenly, Gilderoy felt as if something poked his butt behind him. It was sharp and painful! When I looked back, I saw that it was a child of seven or eight years old. He looked... quite cute.

"Hey, whose kid is this? You are so cute!"

Gildero bent down, showing a signature smile, and subconsciously reached out to pinch the face of the kid named Ahong.

The moment they saw this scene...all the students were so frightened that they took a breath.

The next second, only a scream was heard! ! !

Gilderoy covered his bitten finger and let out a heart-rending scream, and said in a panic:

"Is this kid crazy?"

At this time, Uncle Jiu snorted: "Child? He is indeed one of my children...but he is also a zombie!"

At this time, Ron added: "Professor Lockhart, didn't you say you had seen zombies in the East?"

Gilderoy endured the pain and forced himself to say: "Of course I have seen it, I just have never seen such a small... zombie! Professor Lin is really extraordinary. He can get such a rare little zombie. I suddenly I suddenly remembered that I still had to prepare lessons, so I took my leave..."

Just a few steps after Gilderoy covered his fingers, he suddenly began to imitate the frog jump intermittently.

Although he finally got rid of this habit, it still caused Harry, Ron, and almost all the boys to laugh wildly.

Only Hermione, Hannah and a few other girls had droopy faces.

However, everyone's attention was soon attracted by Uncle Jiu's angry rebuke.

"Li Xian!"

"Disciple is here!"

"Do you know why my teacher punishes you?"

"I haven't been able to practice enough. I only persisted for less than half a month, and my magic power is almost gone."

"It's good that you know! Since you can't get good at practice, then go practice harder! I'll punish you by holding your breath under the black lake! You're not allowed to come up if you can't hold your breath for less than twenty minutes!"

Li Xian sighed helplessly, took off his shirt, turned around and jumped into the black lake.

Everyone felt sorry for what happened to their little senior brother Li Xian.

Hermione was the only one who knew that Uncle Ninth's harshness was due to his fancy for his little senior brother! It was precisely because of understanding this... Hermione tried to get into the freezer for ten minutes during the summer vacation, but she couldn't bear it within three minutes.

But she still hopes to learn more about Eastern Taoism from Uncle Jiu... Fortunately, this year's second graders can choose to take Maoshan elective courses twice a week. One session is on Monday and the other session is on Wednesday.

With Li Xian's beautiful falling into the water, today's Maoshan class came to an end.

Then it was time for lunch in the middle of the day...

When everyone was eating in the auditorium, they saw that Uncle Ninth still had a ferocious look on his face. The same expression on his face was Professor Snape, who was also teaching Potions class to the second graders on Wednesday morning.

It's still because of Gilderoy, this living treasure. This guy, Snape, walked in generously during the Potions class and suggested to Snape that he could change the recipe of the Polyjuice Potion according to his own method, so as to streamline the preparation of the Polyjuice Potion. A step of.

Gilderoy also did not forget to promote the hair products produced by his company to Snape, because he felt that Professor Snape's hair was not only dull, but also too oily, as if it had not been washed in more than three years. .

Who can tolerate this?

As soon as Gilderoy left... Professor Snape turned around and slapped Ron on the back of the head with the textbook in his hand.

Although it hurt, Ron still emphasized to Hermione:

"Recognize the reality as soon as possible! Gilderoy is just an empty shell who is strong on the outside and strong on the inside!!! Everything in his book is all made up by him!!!"

Hermione said harshly: "I hope you can also make up such wonderful and complicated words."

After that, Hermione left angrily after handing in her Potions homework.

Ron helplessly shrugged at his senior brother Li Xian: "Why is this girl still angry?"

Li Xian just wrote his homework calmly and calmly, and then said:

"Don't worry... She won't be angry anymore soon... What should I cook today??? I'll ask the weird old man later what he prepared for lunch... .”

Ron also immediately changed the subject and asked, "Senior brother, can you make braised barbecued pork? I haven't eaten barbecued pork for a long time."

"Hey, the barbecued pork is good!"

Li Xian's eyes lit up: "Master, he likes to eat barbecued pork the most! When he is angry, our senior sister will just finish it with a bowl of barbecued pork."

So...

As soon as the potions class in the morning ended, Li Xian went straight to the kitchen.

When Li Xian came out of the kitchen and approached Uncle Jiu, Uncle Jiu glanced at Li Xian and snorted coldly:

"You brat, I thought you drowned in the black lake because you didn't come to dinner? It doesn't matter if you drowned, I will have time to train your junior sister Hermione."

After hearing this, Hermione on the side suddenly felt an inexplicable little expectation! ! !

Li Xian chuckled, then brought a bowl of barbecued pork to Uncle Jiu:

"I'm not afraid that today's food won't suit your taste, so I went to the kitchen to make you a bowl of half-fat and lean barbecued pork! You can try it..."

Uncle Jiu swallowed secretly, but the moment he turned his head, he immediately looked fierce again:

"If you have time to cook here and show your courtesy, it's better to go to the Black Lake and practice more. Besides, can your barbecued pork be as delicious as your senior sister's?"

Just when Li Xian pretended to take back the barbecued pork rice, Uncle Jiu went up, pinched a piece of meat, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed: "You think I can't eat without barbecued pork!"

As he spoke, he took the bowl and chopsticks from Li Xian's hand, turned around and left.

Hermione on the side was stunned.

This is too upright! ! !

When she saw Li Xian again, Li Xian deliberately shook his finger at her:

"Little junior sister, if you want to compete with senior brother for favor, you must first know how to make barbecued pork rice!!!"

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PS: Today’s second update. Let me explain here what happens*.... Just don't take too much of the original direction, otherwise you will be reported. You need to have more original plots, otherwise it will happen...