Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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Facing this professor from the East...

Gilderoy intentionally or unintentionally emphasized that he was a popular author, and that except for "Standard Spells, Level 2", all the new textbooks for second grade this year were written by him.

It seems that he thinks that this way he can show his strength and no one will doubt his strength.

It's a pity that the person he met was Uncle Jiu!

So...

When Gilderoy Lockhart took the trouble to instruct Professor Sprout, the dean of Hufflepuff, on how to treat the Whomping Willow, making the always good-tempered Professor Sprout very angry... Li Xian Suddenly jumped behind him.

Suddenly Gilderoy said "Ah".

"Who pulled my hair?"

Gilderoy looked at Li Xian with anger on his face. Li Xian shook a piece of hair and said with a sinister look on his face: "White hair! This is a sign of premature aging! Is it yours?" "

Gilderoy hurriedly denied: "How could it be mine? I'm still so young, and I almost won the "Most Handsome Wizard of the Year Award" this year?"

Li Xian also cursed in his heart: Yes! I almost became "The Wizard who was assassinated because he was too handsome"!

While speaking, Gilderoy once again emphasized that Professor Sprout should try the method he taught her, and then left quickly!

As for Uncle Nine...

After Li Xian pulled Gilderoy's hair, Uncle Jiu turned his head away and snorted coldly:

"This will never happen again!"

Then Uncle Jiu also left.

Professor Sprout was left with a surprised look on his face, but she was obviously more concerned about the Whomping Willow's injury, so she no longer cared about it.

As for Li Xian, he took Gilderoy's so-called "white hair" and started looking for something?

"What should I choose?"

Li Xian just held the hair and walked all the way from the Whomping Willow back to Hogwarts Castle.

Until the morning's herbal medicine class and transfiguration class ended, Li Xian still had no idea of ​​his target.

During the Transfiguration class... Li Xian noticed the beetles prepared in the Transfiguration class. But this idea was quickly abandoned...

Transfiguration is still considered the most difficult subject among students... Turning a beetle into a button was obviously only done by Hermione, who ranked first in the Transfiguration exam last year.

As for Li Xian... he still completed this operation three seconds faster than Hermione. Looking at Li Xian who looked relaxed, Hermione had reason to suspect that he was deliberately controlling points!

Then it’s lunch time…

Hermione was looking forward to the Defense Against the Dark Arts class that Gilderoy was about to bring. After eating, she started reading with Gilderoy's copy of "Traveling with a Vampire".

Until the first lesson, Gilderoy exaggeratedly compared the Cornish elf to the devil...and then released it as a practice, hoping that the students would experience it.

As a result, not only were the students frightened and fled, but he himself was snatched away from the wand by the Cornish elves, threw it out of the window, and then handed the mess to Harry, Ron, and Hermione in embarrassment. Li Xian and four people.

With Hermione's two freezing spells, this practical farce ended... It was also after this practical farce that the second grade Defense Against the Dark Arts class was changed by Gilderoy to his best drama class. Each lesson has students role-play characters from his books. Euphemistically known as experiencing the great adventures he has been on... not only learning, but also staying safe.

Safety is indeed guaranteed. As for whether the knowledge is learned or not, it can only be decided by the students themselves.

So at the end of the first class...

Ron and Hermione had a fight over Gilderoy, but Hermione still stood by Gilderoy because she believed that the person who wrote so many masterpieces would not be an incompetent person.

It's just that she really can't understand why his current performance is mediocre!

As for Li Xian, he looked sympathetically at Neville, who was hung by the Cornwall elf by his ears from the chandelier:

"Why is it that you are always the unlucky one?"

"In fact."

Neville said helplessly: "I also want to know the reason."

Li Xian raised his hand and waved his wand, using a floating spell... Lifting Neville up a little... Neville finally got rid of the chandelier and fell down, just in time to be hugged by Li Xian.

Harry and Ron came over to see if Neville was okay. Only Hermione was keen and surprised to discover why Li Xian's floating spell was so powerful.

Although Neville was only raised for a few seconds, it was the weight of an entire Neville! This has exceeded the limit of the floating spell.

However, Li Xian did not hesitate to tell Hermione that when you practice a spell thousands of times, you may be able to exceed the so-called limit.

Then Li Xian looked at Neville...he had a flash of idea, and then asked Neville with a wicked smile: "Dear Junior Brother Neville, can I borrow your Laifu?"

Neville looked at Li Xian's malicious expression and asked worriedly: "Brother, what do you want to do to my Laifu?"

Harry and Ron couldn't help but think of the scene last year when Li Xian almost stewed Leif as a bullfrog.

"Nothing to do..."

Li Xian chuckled and said, "I have a good medicine here, and I want Laifu to try it for me."

Neville still looked worried, but Hermione's face was full of doubts.

Until that night, when Hermione took her first astronomy class at eleven o'clock in the evening, she learned that Gilderoy seemed to have been cursed by someone!

Ever since dinner, he began to bark "quack" uncontrollably for no apparent reason. He would walk a few steps, learn to jump like a frog, and then hide back to his office while croaking and hopping.

Hermione turned to look at Li Xian, who was taking the astronomy class with her, and seemed to have thought of something. But she still doesn't know what method Li Xian used.

Soon the second grade students, who were attending class in the middle of the night for the first time, were very excited by this new energy.

Especially astronomy professor Aurora Sinister, because it was the first time she saw students in astronomy classes analyze the meaning of the stars in the sky from another perspective.

Of course, there is another angle, which means there will be controversy.

The biggest dispute between the two is who is the earliest astronomical star work in the world.

Professor Aurora believes it is the ancient Babylonian star catalog.

Li Xian, on the other hand, thought it was the "Gan Shi Xing Jing" of their ancient Daxia Kingdom.

The two people had a huge quarrel because of this matter...but it didn't hurt their harmony.

Soon, the two reconciled...the reason was that they discovered that the stars in the sky had changed.

"This astrology means that a disaster will befall Hogwarts???"

Aurora looked at Li Xian in disbelief. Li Xian, who was familiar with the script, naturally knew what this star sign meant.

It’s just that the students obviously don’t know! ! !

So they immediately thought of Gilderoy's strange behavior at dinner tonight.

"I heard that the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher in our school is cursed?"

"Whoever comes here will only stay for less than a year!"

"Yes! I think so... You see, Professor Gilderoy seemed to have been under some evil spell during dinner..."

While the classmates were discussing, Hermione kept staring at Li Xian, but Li Xian continued to observe the stars silently:

“What are the variables this time???”

ps: First update on Sunday. For safety reasons, we have to reduce some of the original plot and descriptions of aboriginal people. Please forgive me. Otherwise it would be Adam...