Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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"During the holidays, one of my senior brothers and I learned a new trick called [Yellow Talisman Enters the Body, God and Form Are Integrated]..."

Li Xian introduced from the front, while Harry and Ron looked around.

In addition to the two of them, there is also Hannah Abbott of Hufflepuff - Li Xian often calls her the heir to the Iron Throne. No one knew the reason, and Li Xian refused to explain.

And Captain Jack from Ravenclaw - he is called Captain Jack because he has been clamoring to buy a boat and travel around the world after graduation.

However, what Harry and Ron didn't expect was that there was actually Slytherin's drag horse manure! ! !

What's happening here? ? ?

Was it for the sake of fairness that one college was chosen?

Captain Jack: Let me take a small group of cubs with me. What is this for?

Harry and Ron: Why is there Malfoy? Why Malfoy?

Malfoy: Huh, if it weren't for Li Xian's sake, standing with you would be a derogation of my identity.

Hannah Abbott: Why...am I the only girl?

Just when the five people were still wondering in their hearts, Li Xian's voice sounded again:

"Okay everyone, now I need each of you to give me a hair."

"That...song we haven't learned yet?"

Ron quickly reminded Li Xian, but Li Xian looked confident:

"I said you don't need to study. I guarantee you will perform as soon as you get on stage."

While talking, each of the five people took out a piece of hair and handed it to Li Xian. Li Xian wrapped the hair with a yellow charm and explained:

"What about this trick that Senior Brother Wencai taught me? Originally it didn't include speaking! But I made reference to the structure of the obedience charm and improved it. Now it can reach the point where it has the same pronunciation and the same pronunciation."

While talking, Li Xian swallowed the five hairs wrapped in Huang Fu.

"That will give you indigestion."

Hannah Abbott reminded, and Li Xian said with a smile: "Don't worry! Heir to the Iron Throne, I have never eaten anything more difficult to digest than this!"

As Li Xian swallowed the yellow talisman and was about to perform the hand seal... he suddenly thought of it.

"I almost forgot one of the most important steps! The holding spell!"

The next second, Harry, Ron, Malfoy, and Captain Jack were immobilized by Li Xian with a immobilization spell.

Although Hannah Abbott was not immobilized, she was also very panicked at the moment!

I saw Li Xian take out the big red handkerchief that he seemed to be carrying with him from his pocket.

Except for Captain Jack, the senior, do the other four Harry, Ron, Malfoy, and Hannah know what this means?

After the big red veils were put over the heads of the four people except Hannah one by one.

"Okay! This is perfect!"

Li Xian quickly completed his fingerprints:

"It's sealed! The immobilization spell has been solved! Now it's time for you to perform on stage..."

The five Harrys opened their mouths together and said: "Now it's time for you to perform on stage..."

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At this moment, Gilderoy Lockhart at the front desk is still performing the scene of "The Warrior Fights the Demon King" that he specially rehearsed?

A group of female students were excited to see it, including top student Hermione.

However, Professor McGonagall and others kept rolling their eyes, hoping to get over the party quickly.

Finally Gilderoy's performance was over... Professor McGonagall stood up and couldn't wait to announce the next program.

As long as it's no longer Gilderoy's show, any show will be fine next.

"Next, I would like to invite the newly formed Hogwarts boy band to bring you a... new song, please enjoy it."

Professor McGonagall looked at the song title but still didn't read it out directly.

After a burst of sparse applause, Professor McGonagall announced the appearance of the "Hogwarts Boys"...

However, the next second, the boys started cheering one after another, and Fred and George even jumped up and whistled to cheer crazily for the "big girls" above who were about to perform.

“Where’s the boy band we agreed on???”

Professor McGonagall looked at the five girls on the stage with wide eyes: "Why did they become a girl group?"

However, at this moment, the show has begun... After five people took their positions on the stage, background music came from a tape recorder in the background that had a sound amplification spell cast on it.

The performance of the Hogwarts "Girls' Group" has also officially begun——

"The bright moon shines, the dark wind blows in the willow alley

It's a female ghost looking for Ai Lang

Who wants to love, the miserable ghost bride

Accompanied by female ghosts, secretly worshiping the moonlight late at night

The bright moon shines, and the ghosts of injustice are wandering in the wind

The night is deeper, the fog is colder

Wandering souls travel all over the quiet road

Looking for a substitute, the cold wind blows the cold moonlight

......"

First, the song "The Ghost Bride" purified everyone's moods polluted by Gilderoy's bullshit drama, and then there was an explosive song——

"If Hua Tuo is reincarnated, Chongyang will be cured

Foreigners come to learn Chinese characters to stimulate our national consciousness

Nux vomica, cassia, cocklebur, and lotus seeds

Huangyaozzi, bitter beanzi, toodanzizi, I want face

......"

However, this seems to be just the beginning... Sometimes once the shackles are thrown off, it is out of control.

If the five "girls" at the front desk were all controlled by Li Xian's yellow charm at the beginning, then the excitement of the audience became more and more intense.

Even Malfoy, who had a tough look on his face, gradually lost himself in the applause and cheers.

Li Xianyue felt that the resistance among the five people gradually decreased until it finally disappeared. The most laissez-faire among them is obviously Jack Sparrow... Even Harry still loses himself in Harley's state.

The reason why Snape voted for Li Xian in the first place must have been because he saw Harry Potter's name in the proposed performance list.

Hahaha, Sima Zhao’s heart is really known to everyone!

Especially when the audience cheered for another song, the five members of the girl group took their seats again, but their robes were replaced by the same Northeastern flower jackets as Peeves. Under the control of Li Xian, the host behind the scenes, Once again, a lively performance with singing and dancing began:

"In the first month of the year comes the New Year

Every family posts Spring Festival couplets

The children are all surrounding us

Hurry up and give me some lucky money.

It’s the New Year in the first month of the year

Every family posts Spring Festival couplets

Honor your parents and take it easy

Good luck will always double..."

As this song and dance came out, even the strongest undercover agent, Hogwarts actor Snape, could not hide his excitement. He subconsciously wanted to stretch out his hands to applaud, but in the end he held on and put his trembling hands to Received it back.

Even Uncle Jiu, who was called an old antique, almost spat out the drink he just drank when he saw the performance brought by his apprentices. Although he could barely understand the words of the previous song, But watching a group of foreign students learning Chinese made this patriotic Taoist priest extremely proud, especially when they sang this song...

"That's how it should be. Our Greater China culture is broad and profound! Of course it is our Greater China culture that deserves to be internationalized!!!"

The whole place was cheering and boiling.

The applause came one after another.

Principal Dumbledore looked at Professor McGonagall with a smile: "Hogwarts hasn't been so lively for a long time!"

Flitwick looked proud, he had indeed chosen the wrong person!

As for Professor McGonagall, she was also amused by the duet performance of the five guys on the field!

However, the most exciting thing at this moment is not Snape, nor Uncle Nine, who is secretly proud of himself, nor the audience in the audience...but the new Magic Defense who wants to be in the limelight as soon as he comes to Hogwarts. The class teacher is Gilderoy Lockhart.

He wore a smile on the surface, but in fact, his teeth were itching with hatred for these little guys in front of him who had stolen his limelight.

However, just as these little guys who were stealing the limelight took their final call, Li Xian, the organizer, also walked out from behind the scenes.

The moment he saw Li Xian, Gilderoy almost stumbled and hit the table.

Why does this little guy look so familiar?

Suddenly, 110,000 gold galleons and 50% of the copyright fee appeared in front of Gilderoy.

I saw Li Xian on the stage taking the curtain call with the other five contestants.

Of course, they deliberately pretended to have forgotten to lift the spell, so that Harry, Ron, Jack, and Malfoy walked off the stage in their effeminate versions and returned to their respective colleges.

As for Li Xian, when he passed by the Sorting Hat next to Professor McGonagall, he left a meaningful look:

Look how fair I am! One from each college! Even in Badger Yard, I brought Hannah over to make a cameo. You are so blind that a fair person like me is not qualified to enter the Badger Yard.

At that moment, he seemed to feel a strong resentment welling up in his heart, and the Sorting Hat shuddered inexplicably.

He realized that this resentment was extremely strong... and it might even take many years to dissipate.

As for tonight's performance... As the semester officially began, it was quickly forgotten among the students' talk...

Especially little guys like Harry and Ron, who were promoted from first grade to second grade, were immediately overwhelmed by the sudden increase in courses.

"Oh my God... is this hell? Why do we have to attend classes for so many hours a day! We will be exhausted!"

Facing the complaints from the second-year students, Uncle Jiu glared at them fiercely:

"How about I send you to study abroad in Daxia... to experience the happiness of our students there?"

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Ps: Today’s second update, the songs here are my temporary thoughts. If there are better ones, you can suggest them here and I will modify them later. In addition, I post what the author has to say here because your comments and suggestions on what the author has to say are basically not displayed in my backend. I can only write this so I can see it in time.