Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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"Where are Ron and Harry?"

"Not in the car!"

"What? Then where did they go? Is there any danger?"

"Don't worry... I burned incense and asked the ancestor before, and the ancestor said they can't die."

Hermione helplessly glared at Li Xian, who was only serving food in the box... This guy started eating as soon as he got in the car, and almost took over all the snacks in the trolley.

Really! A natural born badger!

Hermione left Li Xian's box with a worried look on her face... and turned back to find Uncle Nine! ! !

As for Li Xian, after eating the last sandwich prepared by Mrs. Mo Li, he patted the crumbs on his hands, then stood up, opened the window, stuck his head out, and watched a speeding car following closely behind the train. behind the butt...

"If you use your brain a little bit, you should know that being late will only deduct points, and there is no way you will be expelled."

But! When our protagonists Harry and Ron were accidentally blocked outside platform nine and three-quarters, their first reaction was to drive a speeding car to chase the Hogwarts train.

Just as Li Xian was cursing in his mind, Uncle Jiu, who had gone to the bathroom, came back. Looking at the food that had been cleared on the table, he immediately frowned: "If you eat like this, you will become fat sooner or later."

While talking...

The fat little Neville happened to pass by the box door, holding an incense book in his hand and reading as he walked:

"Two long and one short are bad, two short and one long are good..."

Upon hearing this, Uncle Ninth coughed immediately, which frightened Neville so much that he dropped the incense stick in his hand and looked at Uncle Ninth with a pale face.

"Is it so scary to be a teacher?"

"No...Master is not...terrible!"

Neville replied nervously.

Uncle Jiu sighed, walked to Neville, picked up the incense stick that fell on the ground, and then patiently taught:

"Two long and one short are good and bad! For example, if the two sides are high and the middle is low, it is called lotus incense, which attracts wealth; the two on the left are high and the right is low, which is called amplification incense, which is auspicious. But there are exceptions. For example, the life-stimulating incense is also two on the left. High, one on the right is low, but the length in the middle is different, and the meaning is different! But if two are short and one is long, it means that the ancestor will not accept your fragrance, and there will definitely be no discussion... This must be divided Clear, better than confused."

"Yes, Master."

After Neville took the incense stick, he turned around and ran away. Looking at the child's escape... Uncle Jiu looked quite complicated.

"The child is a good child...but he is not yet enlightened."

"How to get started?"

Li Xian asked.

"It depends on personal opportunities!"

Uncle Jiu turned his head and glared at Li Xian: "For example, your kid obviously got the idea too early."

Look at this expression, let outsiders see it, and think you don't like me as your apprentice!

In order to make Uncle Jiu happy, Li Xian immediately took out an unpacked broomstick from his pocket bag.

"This is???"

"Nimbus 2001!"

"Where did you get the money to buy the broom?"

"This is my brother's honor to you."

"Is he your long-lost brother?"

"OK!"

Li Xian was not in a hurry to confess the true situation of his trumpet to Uncle Jiu. On the contrary, because of the existence of the trumpet, he could deal with a lot of troubles.

Just like now...

"It's not easy for you two brothers to reunite. Send it back and ask your brother to return it and buy you some new clothes."

"My brother is very profitable now."

Li Xian then introduced that after getting in touch with his brother Li Xian, Li Xian started running a soup supplement business.

Knowing that the source of Li Xian's money was still due to his own exhaustion, Uncle Jiu naturally accepted the broomstick with peace of mind.

"It's just this broomstick..."

"Can't sleep? Then I'll ask my brother to change it for you?"

"No."

Uncle Jiu lowered his voice and asked: "Is it stable when I step on it?"

"I think it's okay, just like skiing."

"My teacher is from the south."

"It's just like skating...wait, you don't seem to know how to do that either..."

Seeing Li Xian seriously thinking about how to solve the problem, Uncle Jiu suddenly realized that he was the master, and immediately waved his hand and said:

"Forget it! It's just a flying broomstick, how can I, the master, not be able to conquer it? When I have time, I, the master, can study it myself..."

As he spoke, he seemed to sense that there was some danger approaching, so he hurriedly asked Li Xian to put it away for him, quickly covered him with his robe, and pretended to sleep.

The next second, Hermione walked to the door of the private room, holding a notebook in her hand, with some questions written densely on it.

"When will master sleep?"

"Just slept."

"When will you wake up?"

"Then I'm afraid it will be tonight..."

Hearing this, Hermione shook her head helplessly, and had no choice but to hold her notebook and go to Li Xian's side: "You should stay awake! You can always tell me the topic!"

"Senior brother, I am willing to help!"

So the lecture went from day to night.

After getting off the train, I saw... Hagrid was taking this year's first-year students to perform a ferry ceremony exclusive to first-year students, and Ginny was among them.

After waving to the little girl and telling her to relax, Li Xian turned around and took the carriage pulled by the Yeqi to Hogwarts.

Soon, we arrived at this year's sorting ceremony, and it was still Professor McGonagall who presided over the sorting ceremony.

For decades, she watched students arrive one after another, and then watched them leave one by one.

Just after the sorting ceremony here, Professor McGonagall was called away by Filch, with a look of anger and anxiety on his face.

Flitwick, who was still unaware, signaled that Li Xian could go backstage to prepare for the performance... However, he soon discovered - where was the person? Where have everyone gone?

Soon after, Professor McGonagall brought news that Harry and Ron drove a speeding car to school and crashed the Whomping Willow.

At the banquet, she severely criticized this behavior of ignoring school rules, only to ask Harry pretending to be coy: "School has not officially started yet, so Gryffindor shouldn't be deducted points, right?"

After hearing this, McGonagall's brows relaxed a little. She originally wanted to ban Harry and Ron from attending the dinner.

But Professor Flitwick found her:

"This performance is very important... This is a leap-forward attempt to determine whether the future style of our Hogwarts choir will change. Please allow Professor McGonagall to allow me to take these two guys away... ....After all, the host of this show, Li Xian, said that without them, this show would not be possible..."

After hearing this, Professor McGonagall just let the two of them go.

On the way to join Li Xian backstage, Harry and Ron guessed: "Senior brother must have deliberately asked Professor Flitwick to come and save us! I am so grateful to him. Without him, I would have missed this year's opening dinner. Already..."

However, when they came to the backstage with their faces full of gratitude, they found Li Xian and saw the big red handkerchief in Li Xian's hand——

They have no thanks, only "I want to escape" in their minds!

But Li Xian's expression told them "you can't escape"!

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Ps: First update today! Also remind yourself a thousand times! Don't fight with others! Don't fight with others! Don't fight with others!