Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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Looking at the exquisite beating willow coffin, even Uncle Jiu didn't find any faults, let alone Li Xian.

Li Xian looked at little Neville beside him. This guy who had been ridiculed since childhood... finally found a lot of self-confidence under Uncle Ninth's care, whether intentional or unintentional.

Uncle Ninth often told Neville:

"Skills have specializations, so there is no need to compare your own shortcomings with others' strengths... Find a craft that suits you, study it in depth, and study in depth. A talent in one area may not be as talented as a generalist. Worse."

And during the vampire open class that day, Uncle Jiu had already proved it in public. And he also used Hermione, a top student, as a foil... His intentions were so profound that only Dumbledore could probably see them.

After touching the willow coffin lovingly again, Li Xian asked: "Did you do this while I was in confinement?"

"Yes!"

Neville said: "It could have been faster, but something happened at school recently, so I don't dare to work overtime at night..."

Neville scratched his head in embarrassment. Li Xian patted Neville and encouraged him: "You are already very good. Even I can't make such a good coffin!"

Neville, encouraged again, smiled happily.

I don’t know why, but the senior brother in front of me is different from Uncle Jiu’s fiery sun. His care is hot. You can feel the heat, but you don’t dare to look directly. But in front of me, my senior brother Li Xian, his care is as gentle as moonlight...

Malfoy also felt this way. As soon as Li Xian came back from the Forbidden Forest, Malfoy found Li Xian and had a private chat:

"Are you sure you don't want the 100 gold galleons?"

"What Galleons?"

Li Xian looked at Malfoy with a puzzled face: "I really don't understand what you are talking about?"

Seeing Malfoy's still arrogant and troubled look, Li Xian suddenly smiled: "How about another way, you help me find out where I can buy house elves, and the debt will be settled."

"This news is not worth 100 gold galleons."

Malfoy emphasized.

"To me, this news is worth 100 gold galleons."

Li Xian smiled.

"Forget it... Since you are going to make a loss-making business, I don't care. I will write to my family and ask about it at Christmas."

After Malfoy finished speaking, he left.

When Li Xian left Hogwarts and was confined in the Forbidden Forest, a lot of things naturally happened at Hogwarts.

It is said that Slytherin, one of the founders of Hogwarts, once raised a monster in the school. The monster was kept in a secret room that only Slytherin knew about. And only the descendants of Slytherin know how to open the Chamber of Secrets.

During this period, Mrs. Norris's cat and some classmates were attacked and were inexplicably petrified.

Gilderoy, the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, was given "high hopes"...but many teachers and students knew that the person who really had high hopes was Professor Mao Shanxue's Uncle Jiu.

The moment Uncle Jiu took out the compass, everyone knew that Uncle Jiu would definitely find something this time.

The results were as expected...

Uncle Nine found a few poisonous snakes in the Slytherin common room, which shocked the students. Fortunately, Uncle Nine took action early. I wonder if they would die directly after being bitten by the poisonous snakes. Lose.

After learning this, Li Xian immediately judged something.

I'm afraid that Uncle Ninth's compass may not be able to find the Basilisk's secret room... The reason is not that Uncle Ninth's compass is not powerful enough, but most likely because there are too many poisons and weird things inside Hogwarts. .

It's like there are too many interference sources near the antenna. After causing interference, it is difficult to achieve accurate positioning.

Of course, Uncle Jiu can also use something like the Kongming Lantern, but this requires a medium... This medium is obviously not that easy to find.

But right now...the question Li Xian has to consider is——

"Good disciple, you came back just in time! I've been a little hungry these past few days...I'll leave these long worms to you. I've been raising them for several days, and look at them, they are all plump and tender. Tender!”

Uncle Jiu said as he caught a few poisonous snakes with bright patterns from the cage, and showed them to Li Xian, who had just come back to visit him: "This snake courtyard is indeed a snake courtyard! The entire dormitory building is a very yin corpse raising ground." ...If I had known earlier, you should have entered the Snake Yard and let Hiro practice there. He didn't even need to practice, and his skills were slowly increasing even after sleeping..."

"its not right!"

Li Xian noticed something immediately: "Why are there snakes in the corpse raising place? Snakes, insects, rats and ants can't avoid the corpse raising place!"

Neville, who was following along to enjoy the plot, asked with a puzzled look on his face: "What is a corpse raising ground?"

As a senior brother, Li Xian immediately introduced to Neville——

The so-called place for raising corpses is based on burial theory, which means that when choosing the feng shui of the yin house, you should pay attention to the "dragon veins" and "acupoint energy". In short, it is the earth energy of the burial cave.

In the many volumes of dragon identification manuals collected by Master Yong'an Feng Shui from the Ming, Qing and Republic of China periods that we have collected over the years, there are many records about "corpse raising places".

Mountain-shaped veins such as "dead cow tripe point", "dog head point", "wooden spear head", "arran surface wenqu", "soil does not form soil", etc., are all dangerous places for raising corpses.

Among the secrets, there is a "Secret to Identifying the Beauty of the Yin House" which says: "It is difficult to recognize the secrets of heaven and even more difficult to master them. Carefully look for dragons and identify the stars. The heart acupuncture points are delicate and tender, and the wind is hidden to avoid killing. If you want to know the golden color of bones and stones, the movement and movement of Yin and yang are separated and combined. This is the noble character of the yin grave, which is left as a true legacy for future generations." Many classics believe that the "corpse raising place" is the most terrifying, dangerous and taboo cemetery in funeral Feng Shui.

After a body is mistakenly buried in a "corpse raising ground", not only will the body's muscles and internal organs not decay, but its hair, teeth, nails, etc. will continue to grow. The corpse absorbs the essence of the heaven, earth, mountains and rivers due to the light of the sun and the moon, and some body functions are restored to life. Just like the dead soul comes to life, it will transform into a zombie, wandering around and sucking people's blood essence and blood for a living.

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After listening to Li Xian's explanation, Neville immediately thought of the little zombie Hiro.

"So Hiro is a product of the Corpse Land?"

Neville asked.

Li Xian also looked at Uncle Jiu...Uncle Jiu didn't explain, just skipped the topic, and then continued to ask:

"So now there are venomous snakes in the Slytherin common room, the corpse place. What does this mean?"

"The corpse raising ground has been destroyed?"

Neville said…

So here comes the point, what exactly caused the corpse in the Slytherin common room to be destroyed? Is it accidental or man-made?

As the master, Uncle Jiu began to give questions to his apprentices again:

"Let me remind you - this corpse raising ground was recently destroyed."

Neville looked at Uncle Ninth in confusion: "It was destroyed recently?"

Neville suddenly thought of the recent rumors about the Chamber of Secrets, and immediately asked: "Could it have something to do with the Chamber of Secrets being opened?"

Uncle Jiu stretched his waist and said lazily: "This is what matters to you little guys... Where is my master now? I just want to drink a bowl of snake soup!"

"You later."

Li Xian said with a smile: "Disciple, go and prepare now."

Later, in the Hogwarts kitchen.

The strange old man, the elf chef, looked at the so-called snake soup that Li Xian was preparing with a puzzled face:

"Are you sure this thing is edible?"

“Where we are, it’s only about whether we can cook it, not whether we can eat it.”

Li Xian reminded the elf chef by the way that it was best not to go to the south of their Daxia country, such as Fujian Province.

The elf chef said disdainfully:

"I'm afraid they'll faint when they see me?"

"Are you relieved? Fujian people are only afraid of Cantonese. Because Fujian people eat everything, and Cantonese people eat with Fujian people."

The two quarreled for a while.

The snake soup here is almost done.

Li Xian introduced again:

"Snake meat is delicious, and the soup is better than chicken soup. It is a delicacy on the banquet and can also cure rheumatism-related diseases. My master is old, and drinking more snake soup will have many benefits to the body..."

Li Xian took a bowl from a large pot of snake soup and gave it to Uncle Jiu who was waiting for the meal in the auditorium.

Uncle Jiu just took a sip and showed an expression full of praise, and then arranged for Li Xian: "divide a portion of the remaining snake soup and give some to Lao Dengtou and the others! They are already so old, please understand Something!"

"Understood, Master!"

Li Xian then distributed the remaining snake soup, just enough for the four deans and Principal Dumbledore.

Faced with the unexpected snake soup... Professor Sprout, the dean of Hufflepuff, was the most excited:

"This is the first time I have tasted such delicious food!!! Li Xian, it's a pity that you don't come to our Big Badger Courtyard."

"Look! Even our dear Head of Badger House said so. The Sorting Hat is really blind."

Li Xian scolded the Sorting Hat every day, and then sent the snake soup to Professor Flitwick, the dean of Li Xian's college. When he learned that the snake soup could cure rheumatism, Professor Flitwick even wanted to catch some more snakes right away. Come back and book the snake soup for the second half of the year.

As for when it was sent to Professor Snape...the dean of the Snake Academy was as indifferent as ever and signaled Li Xian to put it down and leave.

When it was delivered to Professor McGonagall, Professor McGonagall was also happy...but more curious, her eyes filled with curiosity about the novelties of the Gryffindor Warriors: "Snakes can also do things. Into a soup? This is really the first time I heard it."

At this time, Li Xian laughed and added: "Not only can snakes be made into snake soup, but they can also be made into dragon-tiger fights!"

"A fight between dragon and tiger?"

Professor McGonagall looked at Li Xian with a puzzled look: "What is a dragon-tiger fight?"

"The dragons in our country of Daxia are different from the dragons in your place. There is a saying in our country - a snake becomes a python, a python becomes an anaconda, an anaconda becomes a dragon, and a dragon becomes a dragon! So this dragon and tiger The dragon in the fight refers to the snake!"

Professor McGonagall looked educated:

"The dragon in the dragon-tiger fight refers to the snake? What about the tiger?"