Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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"Cat-teasing stick?"

George and Fred, who saw this thing for the first time, took it over and played with it for a long time: "Is this the thing that can deal with cats?"

"If I remember correctly? Care of Magical Creatures is an elective course for the third grade, and the textbook is "The Monster Book of Monsters"..."

Li Xian said calmly: "The fourth-grade textbook mentioned a magical animal called Zuowu..."

"Do you have any impression?"

"I do not have."

George and Fred both scratched their heads, and Li Xian shook his head helplessly: "This funny cat stick can not only deal with cats, but it can also come in handy when you meet Zuowu."

While talking, Li Xian gave each of George and Fred a homemade cat stick. In order to reassure the two of them, Li Xian even said:

"Even your head of Gryffindor, Professor McGonagall, probably can't resist the temptation of this cat-teasing stick..."

George and Fred looked confused.

At this moment, Li Xian stood up and walked slowly forward, and George and Fred followed immediately.

At this moment... dark shadows kept flashing through the surrounding woods at a speed that was staggering.

George and Fred subconsciously wanted to tighten their wands, but were stopped by Li Xian.

"Although wild cats are very fierce, there are many ways to deal with them, so using a wand is only a last resort..."

As Li Xian spoke... he waved the cat-catching stick in his hand, and the black shadows in the bushes nearby became more and more frequent.

George and Fred followed Li Xian nervously, but they never saw the cat nives jumping out.

"Doesn't this method seem to work?"

George and Fred asked:

"Is there any other way?"

"There must be!"

Li Xian said: "I am a terminally ill person!"

"what?"

George and Fred asked worriedly: "When did you get sick? What disease did you get?"

"Phobia of lack of firepower!"

Li Xian said: "It is inherited from our ancestors and there is no way to recover in this life. Therefore, people who have a disease like mine will never do things with only one hand..."

While talking, Li Xian took out another small thing from his pocket bag. There was a small button on it... After Li Xian pressed the small button, a small red dot appeared on the ground. In George and Fred's surprised eyes... the small red dot emerged from the bushes. Flashed through the bushes.

After just one lap...when they went back and forth again, George and Fred were surprised to find...that the little red dot was followed by a group of cats and cats, and they saw them chasing the little red dot crazily. Red dots, dangling in the bushes.

George and Fred were dumbfounded. When they came to their senses, Li Xian handed them the little thing and let them play with it.

Seeing their excitement, Li Xian introduced:

"This is called a laser pointer!"

"Laser pointer?"

George and Fred asked in confusion: "What is this?"

"It's specially designed to attract cats."

As Li Xian spoke, he began to rummage through his pocket bag again, and then took out a small bag and a small bag of things.

After the contents were opened, there was a strong smell of raw meat and fishy smell inside.

"What is this?"

"My homemade cat strips."

Li Xian explained: "Mix cooked chicken breast with eggs, chew it up, and stir it into a paste...it becomes the so-called cat strips. Cats love it very much."

Just when the cat strip was opened, Li Xian motioned to George and Fred to turn off the laser pointer.

At this time, the cats and cats who had been chasing the laser pointer for a while were also hungry at this moment, and how could they withstand the temptation of this cat bar.

Not long after, several cats rushed over to ask Li Xian for cat strips.

After they had eaten and drank enough, Li Xian gently waved the cat teasing stick. Immediately, several cats instinctively rushed towards them, trying to catch the chicken feathers and bells on the cat teasing stick.

Watching these cats doing somersaults and acting coquettishly under the temptation of Li Xian's cat stick.

George and Fred suddenly remembered Professor McGonagall from their Gryffindor house.

"Now it seems that even Professor McGonagall can't resist the temptation of this cat-teasing stick!"

Here, Li Xian was playing with the cat teaser while observing the cats, and finally chose a cat who looked messy to George and Fred.

Colorful...the color of this cat is really hard to evaluate!

However, Li Xian told them: "The aesthetic cognition of cats is different from that of humans. In the eyes of cats, the more colorful the color...the more beautiful it is. Just like the calico cat, that But there are handsome men and beauties among cats! On the contrary, Ragdolls and other cats who look better to us humans are disliked by their kind...commonly known as the ugliest in the cat world."

All in all, Li Xian is knowledgeable and he is always right.

George and Fred looked at the cat nugget that Li Xian had chosen, and then said with a wicked smile:

"Then... the responsibility of getting Mrs. Norris pregnant falls on you! Ah! He tickled me!"

"Hahaha, he's so fierce! He's so tempered! This guy will definitely be able to defeat Mrs. Norris!"

Now that the cat nives were in hand, the three of them had no intention of hesitating and were ready to return to Hogwarts.

As for the shelter, it is temporarily reserved for the furbolg family of four... plus the warthogs shot before, it is enough for the four of them to survive this winter.

At first, George and Fred wanted to take the cute little bear to Hogwarts, regardless of whether the school agreed. At present, these good-looking babies are too young... naturally not suitable to leave their mothers.

"Wait until they grow up and then take them away."

Li Xian comforted the two lost people: "They already recognize you as their godmother, and they won't run away with others."

The three of them walked through the forbidden forest talking and laughing.

Yaya, who had not seen him for a long time, emerged on the path that was about to leave the forbidden forest.

"Oh, you are really good at making things happen."

Li Xian complained: "Come out and follow us back now. When Hagrid saw you, he thought you were with us the whole time?"

Yaya just turned his head and didn't pay attention.

Just when they were about to walk out of the Forbidden Forest, they found many spiders hiding deep in the Forbidden Forest.

George and Fred said, "If Ron were here, he would be scared to pieces."

Almost everyone who knew Ron knew that Ron was afraid of spiders.

The reason is that when he was three years old, when he was playing with his beloved teddy bear, the Weasley twins turned the little bear into a living giant spider. Ron was frightened to death and has had sequelae ever since.

But in fact, Ron was only afraid of the way spiders looked when they were walking, and had no reaction to dead spiders. After all, dead spiders were often used to prepare potions in Potions class.

Compared to George and Fred's mischievous mentality, Li Xian knew very well what these sudden spiders meant.

When they arrived at Hagrid's hut in the evening, the three of them noticed that Hagrid was burying several recently dead roosters.

"It's so cruel. I strangled these roosters alive!"

Hagrid looked at the carcasses of these roosters and said sadly:

"If I knew who did it, I wouldn't let him go so easily."

George and Fred said from the side:

"It's a shame to bury him... he was strangled to death anyway, why not send him to the kitchen?"

Hagrid glared at them, and George and Fred immediately shut up. At this time, Hagrid saw Li Xian:

"Li Xian, I know you are the most capable. You should be able to find out who is the murderer of these cocks, right?"

"I'm sorry, Hagrid, I just came back from the Forbidden Forest, and you know that."

Li Xian replied.

Hagrid came back to his senses: "Yes! You just came back from the Forbidden Forest... Professor McGonagall also said that before."

"What did Professor McGonagall say?"

The three asked curiously.

Hagrid said: "After my rooster was killed, Filch said you were the one who did it. Professor McGonagall refuted him at that time, saying that Li Xian was in solitary confinement in the Forbidden Forest, and George Fred was following him. I That's right... If Li Xian and the others come back, they will definitely say hello to me first. This annoying Filch knows that he has wronged people all day long."

Li Xian first expressed his gratitude to Hagrid, and then looked at the strangled roosters with some pity.

He had the same idea as George and Fred...even though they were strangled to death, they could still be eaten.

But looking at the sad Hagrid, they didn't say anything more.

But next...after the three of them left Hagrid's hut, their goals became more certain:

"This Christmas, Filch must have a cuckold on his head!!!"

As they spoke, the three of them had returned to Hogwarts Castle.

It's just that at this moment, Hogwarts is being shrouded in rumors of the Chamber of Secrets.

No one cares about the return of the three of them.

Even Harry, Ron, and Hermione were nowhere to be seen.

However, Neville hurried back after learning that Li Xian was back:

"Senior brother, you are back. Come and see if I make a coffin for Hong???"

From what Neville said, Li Xian could probably tell that Uncle Ninth had probably taught Neville some new skills.

"Making coffins...Uncle Jiu has thought very carefully about your employment after graduation!"

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Ps: There was a laser pointer in 92! It can be verified, so there is no need to find fault anymore!