Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Old man, you must not be partial." Wendy looked at Zhongli longingly??(?′Д｀?)??

"This matter... is a matter between the two of you. Zhongli will not interfere." Zhongli shook his head.

What I was waiting for was the old man’s words.

Wendy put away the pitiful expression on her face and said with a smile: "Old man, the contract is done!"

"The contract is complete, and those who break their promises will be punished by eating rocks."

"Hehe~"

Wendy turned her head and looked at Populus euphratica.

Hu Yang stepped back: "Do you believe me when I say this is a misunderstanding?"

"I believe it." Wendy said with a smile.

With that said, Wendy walked towards Populus euphratica step by step.

"Don't come over here! I told you I'm very powerful!"

"Really~"

[Host, how about we admit our mistake]

"Whoo~"

Hu Yang took a long breath to calm down.

You can't beat him.

Then... just run... ass!

He is racing against the wind god. He only has such thoughts because of his mental illness.

Hu Yang calmed down and explained: "Wendy, I didn't do anything to you. It was just a joke. Trust me."

"Stop lying, Fengdu told me everything."

"..."

This seems like a big deal, but just for fun, I let the system block my way.

"Is it possible... Feng lied."

"No god in the sky can deceive the sound of the wind."

"Okay, I have nothing to say, what do you want to do?"

"Hehe~, don't worry, I won't do anything bad to you."

Wendy didn't feel anything about what Hu Yang did to him.

This body is just his incarnation in the world. As for OOXX, he has no memory at all. The wind around him told him.

And he, like a bystander, watched all this.

The reason why he was angry was because the other party said that he was not even worth a mora, so he wanted to teach the other party a lesson.

As for whether she has special feelings for Populus euphratica, Wendy can definitely say that she doesn't. This matter is not as interesting as him tasting "Feng Shen Zui".

"Feng Shen Zui gave me two bottles, and I'll just pretend this never happened."

Zhongli: "..."

Zhongli said that he didn’t know Wendy or Barbatos.

"Wind God is drunk? Two more bottles?" Populus euphratica simply lay on the ground: "You'd better kill me directly."

"No."

Wendy quickly ran to Hu Yang and squatted down, laughing and saying: "One bottle, one bottle is fine."

Hu Yang rolled his eyes weakly: "Wendy."

"Do you agree?"

"Has anyone ever told you that you are in bad taste?"

"Hey~"

"You don't care about what happened before?"

"Here, do you want this body? Five bottles of "Feng Shen Zui" will be sold to you."

"..."

【Wow! This Fengshen is so interesting. Host, please help me ask him if he is interested in becoming an envoy]

"Angel?"

[Oops, Xiaoyi spilled the beans]

Seeing that Hu Yang was in a daze, Wendy waved her hand in front of his eyes: "Do you agree?"

"That's just the bottle of wine. I didn't taste it at all. I gave it to you. But how do you know it's called Fengshenzui?"

"This name came to mind after drinking. Is the wine really gone?"

"Gone."

"Oh~, it's just one bottle, so don't you have to drink more sparingly?"

Hu Yang asked curiously: "How does Fengshen feel when he is drunk?"

He didn't drink even a drop of this wine. Zhongli drank it, but he just smelled it.

"It seems real and looks like a dream, but it is neither real nor a dream."

"speak English."

Wendy shook her head: "It can't be described in words. You will know it if you take a sip."

"Then let me take a sip."

Wendy quickly stood up and distanced herself: "Who are you? Do I know you?"

Populus euphratica: "..."

This guy is really worthless.

[Host study and learn from Wendy]

Hu Yang stood up, looked at the mess around him, and did not dare to mention the wooden house again.

"Xiaoyi, how long will it take to repair the wooden house?"

【One hour】

"That's okay, the furniture..."

[100 raw stone packs for home decoration]

"Bookkeeping."

【Ding! The host already owes 200 rough stones]

[What style of home decoration does the host want?]

"It wants an antique style, mainly reddish brown."

【Okay】

"Oh~, young people nowadays like to consume in advance." Hu Yang shook his head, took out the gourmet tablecloth and opened it on the ground. Dozens of plates of golden shrimp balls appeared.

As soon as the food came out, a green figure sat down opposite Populus euphratica: "These are Liyue's golden shrimp balls, and they are actually freshly made."

Hu Yang knocked away the hand that Wendy stretched out: "Chenghui pays 5000 molas per plate."

"Hey~, you are such a real person. You confessed your love to me in Mondstadt yesterday, and I won't even let you eat a single golden shrimp ball today."

"You also said it was yesterday."

"You are so heartless (?? .? ??)"

"Yes, I'm heartless, I'm cold, I'm unreasonable, okay."

"How could it happen? My friend Populus euphratica is the most generous. My generous friend Populus euphratica, can you let me eat some golden shrimp balls? Hehe (?＞?＜)☆"

"I...want to vomit..."

In the end, Wendy got her wish and ate the golden shrimp balls.

Hu Yang said that he had learned that people who are shameless are indeed powerful, but he still cares too much about his face.

[Host, isn’t it because you are too weak⊙w⊙]

"Xiao Yi, if you can't speak, you can keep your mouth shut."

[Little one has no mouth]

"Close your anus."

[Host, please pay attention to civilized language]

While eating, a group of uninvited guests came.

The Knights of the West Wind, led by Qin.

In addition to Qin, there are two familiar faces, Diluc and Amber.

Qin brought people over.

Asked: "Mr. Zhongli, Mr. Wendy and Mr. Hu Yang, what happened here just now?"

Hu Yang said while eating: "Captain Qin, you Mondstadt is too dangerous. Have a good sleep. Suddenly a gust of wind blew over and destroyed my house. Who should I ask to reason with this? Oh~"

After investigating the situation not far away, Diluc came to Qin and said: "There is a strong wind element here, I am afraid it is the work of the wind god."

Jean looked at them and asked, "Did you see anyone else?"

Hu Yang shook his head, and then moved his eyes to Diluc: "You just said that this was done by the God of Wind? The God of Wind is your god in Mondstadt. He destroyed my house. Will you, Mondstadt, compensate you? Yes, right? ?”

Qin: "This... we can discuss this after we return to Mondstadt."

"Me and me." Wendy swallowed the food in her mouth and said: "When the strong wind blew over, I was so anxious that I didn't even wear clothes. You can compensate me with some mola, at least let me have mola to buy one. new clothes."

"Trinity will be able to go to Mondstadt City to receive compensation."

The knights left after searching the surrounding area to no avail.

When the knights disappeared from sight, Hu Yang taunted unceremoniously: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, Fengshen~ It's worth learning from your own people to ask for compensation from your own people for destroying things. Do you think it's Zhongli?"

Zhongli nodded and said: "What I said is right. As a god, how can you let your own mistakes be borne by your people?"

"Mr. Zhongli, I am not a god now, I am just the bard Wendy." Wendy said with a smile: "Isn't it normal for an ordinary bard to seek compensation from the Knights of Mondstadt after suffering an unreasonable disaster from the God of Wind? ."

【Wow! This face is so shameless. Xiao Yi likes it. Of course, Xiao Yi’s favorite is the host (///ˊ?ˋ///)]