Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"For the time being, we do not support human trafficking. Xiaoyi, your word "for the time being" is very spiritual."

[Primary one doesn’t understand (?w?)]

"Just pretend to be stupid."

Hu Yang finished the real plate of golden shrimp balls, wiped his hands on Wendy's clothes, then picked up Wendy and walked to the room upstairs.

The door opened, and inside was a festively decorated new room, with red quilts, red furniture, and a big "囍" character posted on the bedside.

"Take off your clothes, but don't let the dirty clothes touch my new quilt."

Wendy: I ​​don’t know which bastard stained my clothes

Hu Yang took off Wendy's clothes, but he was still very conscientious. At least he left a pair of white panties for her, and he didn't take off Wendy's stockings either.

[Host, clothes, clothes. Wendy’s clothes are made of special materials. The host gives them to Xiao Yi, and then pays a little mola, and Xiao Yi can make a new set of clothes for the host]

"Xiao Yi, you are so perverted, how many rough stones are there?"

[The host provides the materials himself, and the little one helps with the transformation, so it is very cheap, only 100 rough stones]

"10 rough stones."

[Keep the clothes for your own collection, use them to do shameful things, Xiaoyi will not despise you (///ˊ?ˋ///)]

"Take it, take it, but I don't have the rough stone now, so I owe it first."

[Okay, seeing as you are the host, Xiaoyi will not charge interest. New clothes take a while to make, and Xiaoyi will give them to the host after the clothes are ready]

Hu Yang threw the naked Wendy into my bed, took off his clothes and got into bed, waiting for Wendy to wake up.

Waiting is the most boring thing.

"Xiaoyi, Wendy is a god. He will know what I do just by asking Wei Feng. Isn't this too boring?"

【right……】

[Leave it to Xiao Yi, it takes a little more effort to deceive the gods, but it is still very easy to deceive the surrounding wind. Xiao Yi will change the memory of the surrounding breeze (?w?)hiahiahia]

A small handful of adult movie memories played to the surrounding breeze.

If Wendy asks Breeze what happened, Breeze will play the adult video between him and the host.

Xiaoyi: Give the host a god’s wife?乛v乛?Hehe

"Ha~"

Hu Yang lay on the bed and smacked in boredom, not knowing when Wendy would wake up.

"Xiaoyi~, I'm so bored~"

[Host, do you want to use Xiaoyi’s forced wake-up service?]

"How many rough stones?"

【free】

"Wow~, is this my primary school kid? (?O?)"

【Does the host want it(o｀3'*)】

"want!"

[Xiaoyi is about to start, Konoha's Secret Teleportation Technique: Thousand! Year! kill--】

"Oh!!!"

Wendy screamed in bed and jumped up holding her buttocks.

"It hurts (T ^ T)" Wendy covered her butt with both hands and looked up in tears.

At this time, a man's voice came from the side.

"Don't jump around. If you break the bed, you'll have to pay for it."

Wendy covered her anus and looked down: "Eh? Populus euphratica, you are here too."

"I've always been here." Hu Yang said lightly, casually taking a tattered gown and throwing it to Wendy: "Put it on, what do you look like now."

Wendy looked down at her body and found that she was wearing white panties this time: "Where are my clothes?!"

Then he looked at Hu Yang, who was also naked, and moved his eyes to scan the entire room.

His eyes finally settled on the big word "囍" on the bedside.

Wendy's body stiffened, and he had a bad feeling.

"Yesterday...nothing happened to us last night, right?"

"I confessed to you yesterday, have you forgotten?"

"Remember, what happened after that?"

"Nothing, I slept with you."

Wendy's eyes widened in horror: "Sleep, sleep, sleep...sleep..."

I kept mumbling for a long time without saying the next words.

Before he could continue, he saw Hu Yang across from him saying the worst words with a flat face: "Don't worry, although I slept with you, I won't be responsible for you."

With that said, Hu Yang took out a mola and threw it at Wendy's feet.

"This mora is holding, it's the money you paid for spending the night with me."

Hu Yang shook his head and said with some disgust: "A guy like you is not even worth one mola. I only give you one mola because the minimum consumption is one mola, not that you are worth one mola."

[Host, this is heartbreaking]

【careful! 】

As soon as Xiao Yi's reminder arrived, Hu Yang's body flew backwards, and the strong wind pressure pressed his body against the wooden board behind him.

Click! ! Click——

The wooden planks behind him made a sound.

Hu Yang couldn't open his eyes at this time, and his limbs were fixed by the wind pressure: "No! No! It's just a joke!"

[Host, don’t worry, your current body can be healed as long as it doesn’t die instantly]

boom! ! !

The entire wooden house suddenly exploded, and the wooden boards were shattered by the strong wind.

Populus euphratica's body flew into the air, and the broken boards spun around him, tearing apart his flesh.

Wounds of varying depths appeared on Hu Yang's body. He used elemental power to quickly repair his body, and his life was not in danger for the time being.

Mond City

The sky that was clear just a moment ago darkened the next moment, and strong winds swept through Mondstadt.

"What happened?"

Lisa heard the noise outside and left the library and came outside.

As the owner of the God's Eye, she can see changes in the elements.

The sudden strong wind in Mondstadt City was obviously not caused by nature, but was caused by the wind element. Who could use the wind element so freely in Mondstadt?

"Wind God, are you angry?"

……

wind up

A golden light penetrated the phoenix eye, and the surrounding wind suddenly dissipated.

The dark sky regained its clarity.

Zhongli held Populus euphratica in one hand and Wendy, who was wearing panties, fell from the sky.

Before Hu Yang made any move, Wendy took the lead and hugged Zhongli's thigh: "Old man?(?′Д｀?)??, you must make the decision for me!"

Zhongli let go of his other hand, and Populus euphratica fell to the ground with a thud.

"You two, what happened?"

Hu Yang pointed at the pitiful Wendy and said, "Zhongli, this bard ruined my house. I will make him bankrupt my newly renovated house."

Zhongli automatically filtered Hu Yang's words and looked at Wendy, obviously asking Wendy to explain what happened.

"Hey, Zhongli, how can you turn your elbows outward!"

[Host, in this situation, Xiaoyi thinks you should control your mouth. If Xiaoyi were Wendy, he would definitely kill the host (; 一_一)]

"You have to cross the river and burn the bridge in the First Company. This is the mission you have been assigned."

[Xiao Yi supports the host mentally, but condemns the host from his conscience]

While Hu Yang was communicating with the system, Wendy had briefly told Zhongli what had just happened.

After hearing what happened, Zhongli's expression became unbearable.

He originally thought that Hu Yang was just being naughty, but this time it was not as simple as being naughty.

It would be okay if Wendy was just an ordinary bard, but the other party was the God of Wind.

The person who was at fault for this was little friend Hu Yang. Even if he wanted to help, he didn't know how.