Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill
Chapter 2 I can fly hahaha
"Shengshengtang recently launched a new product, buy one, get one free! Everyone, come and take a look. If you miss this village, you won't have this store!"
"Uncle, do you want one? Buy one, get one free, hey, hey, don't leave!"
"My friend, you want to check it out, buy one, get one free."
"Wow! Wuwuwu..."
"Don't cry, don't cry, sister will perform a unique trick for you." Hutao took out his brush and drew a horizontal line on the brochure: "Dangdang! Look, buy one, get two free! You've made a lot of money!"
"Wow!!!"
The child cried even harder.
A bunch of candied haws was stuffed into the child's mouth, and the child immediately stopped crying.
"Xiang Ling."
Xiangling touched the child's head and said, "Wutao can't scare the child."
"Hehe~" Hutao stuck out her tongue in embarrassment.
Seeing Xiangling holding a pile of packed food in her hands, she asked, "Where is Xiangling going with so many things?"
"These are for your brother. Your brother got food poisoning today because of me. I..."
"What?! My brother got food poisoning! Why is Zhongli looking at him!"
Knowing that his brother was poisoned by food, Hu Tao was not in the mood to continue publicizing, so he ran to Changseido holding the unsent promotional brochure.
"Wait for me!"
Xiangling also followed.
Soon the two came to the Hall of Purity.
At the entrance of the Hall of Rebirth, Zhongli was sitting leisurely reading a book in the warm sunshine. Not far away, there was a silly boy lying on the ground playing in the mud.
"King Qing Zhongli!!!"
Hutao stood next to Zhongli and looked at him angrily.
Zhong Li raised his head and said, "What happened if the hall master is in such a hurry?"
Hutao asked with a fierce look on her face: "Why did my brother get food poisoning?!"
Xiangling, who had just put down her things, saw that Hutao had misunderstood Zhongli's guest, and hurriedly stepped forward to grab Hutao: "Hutao, don't be angry with Mr. Zhongli, it's all my fault. It was the food I cooked in the kitchen that caused Poplar euphratica food poisoning. "
Zhong Li said calmly: "Master, please don't be angry. This time, little friend Populus euphratica's food poisoning is a blessing in disguise."
Hu Tao asked: "What do you mean?"
Zhongli said: "When I was in Bubu Lu, little friend Populus euphratica was awake for a moment."
Xiangling on the side nodded repeatedly and said: "Yes, yes, Populus euphratica called my name when we were in Bubulu and asked me if I was Xiangling."
"Really?"
Hu Tao squinted at the two, wondering if they were colluding.
Xiang Ling said: "Dr. Baizhu, who is not sure about Bu Lu, also knows about this. He even asked me for the ingredient that caused my brother's food poisoning, walnuts. Maybe Dr. Baizhu can cure your brother."
Hu Tao turned around and came to Hu Yang who was playing in the mud, reached out and touched her brother's head, and whispered: "I don't expect so much, as long as my brother can always stay with me."
After her grandfather left, she only had her brother left. He was her only family member. She really didn't know what to do if something happened to him.
……
A new day, a new beginning
Zhongli took a bottle with him when he went out for a walk as usual.
The two sat down at Sanwanbuogang and listened to Tian Tiezui's story.
"Today I'm going to talk about Lord Yan..."
in spiritual space
[Host, you can come out to do the task now. Remind the host that you only have half an hour]
"Xiao Yi, task three takes half an hour, and the reward is also half an hour. Do you want me to be sober and act like a madman for half an hour?"
[Xiao Yi forgot to mention that tasks with time limits are not counted as waking hours during the task period]
"..., I have reason to doubt that you can actually keep me awake."
[嘘嘘嘤…, the host is sincere, does the host want to show his heart to you?]
"Well, take it out."
【Hey~, the host is bad~】
"...where am I now?"
[The host is currently sitting in Sanwanbuogang with a cheerful giggle]
"Can task two be done together with task four?"
[No, the host can only accept one task at a time]
"I'll take over mission three, please wake me up."
[Task 3: I want to fly
Details: Running with arms outstretched with a silly smile, shouting "I can fly, you see, I can fly, haha, do you want to fly with me..." Lines, half an hour
Reward: wake up for half an hour, 10 rough stones]
The dazzling light illuminated the darkness. As soon as Hu Yang's vision recovered, his body moved uncontrollably.
Spread your arms and move your feet forward.
With a silly smile on his face, he shouted: "I...I can fly, I can...can fly..."
Hu Yang: The cheating system makes me stutter when doing tasks
[嘤嘘嘤, don’t blame Xiao Yi for everything. It’s obviously the stuttering caused by your host’s body not speaking for a long time. Xiao Yi feels wronged, (???? ???)嘤嘤嘤~]
Zhong Li looked at Hu Yang, who suddenly went crazy, and his hand holding the tea cup trembled. He looked at the young man running away with a puzzled expression: "That's weird."
Then he stood up and said, "Boss, please charge it to the account of the Hall of Life."
After saying that, he chased after him calmly.
the other side
Although Hu Yang couldn't control himself to stop running, he could run and control the direction.
I can also control the lines in my mouth, but I can only speak those fixed lines.
"I'm flying, hahaha..., you guys are flying with me too..."
"Fly, fly, fly, I'm flying!"
"I am a little bee, flying to the flowers..."
Pedestrians on the road avoided the crazy young man.
"Isn't this the one from the Hall of Purity?"
"It's him. He was just stupid before. Why is he so crazy now?"
"What's going on in the Hall of Rebirth! What should I do if he hurts someone like this!"
"Where are the Qianyan soldiers? Why don't you take this lunatic away yet!"
The Qianyan Army arrived quickly, blocking Populus euphratica's path one after another, trying to capture him.
"Fly, fly, fly..."
When Qian Yanjun was about to catch him, Hu Yang flew up from his feet and flew over Qian Yanjun's head.
Zhongli, who had been following Hu Yang, also saw all this: "The power of wind."
Jiu Mengzi, who was far away in Mondstadt, sneezed.
Qian Yanjun chased behind, and Hu Yang ran in front. He didn't stop until he heard the system task completion prompt.
Populus euphratica lay on the ground and gasped: "Huh~huh~"
Regardless of how fast he ran or how high he jumped, even Qian Yanjun couldn't catch him. This was all controlled by the system.
He was in pain all over now, and he didn't even have the strength to stand up.
aside,
Zhongli stopped the Qianyan Army who wanted to capture Populus euphratica and told the two Qianyan Army about the situation of Populus euphratica. Qianyan Army gave some instructions before leaving.
Zhong Li walked to Hu Yang who was resting on the ground, looked down at him and said, "My little friend, you are awake."
Hu Yang opened his mouth and said Zhongli's name.
"Zhongli."
After saying that, his eyes gradually became confused and stupid again.
"Can you only stay awake for a moment?"
Zhongli knelt down and helped the young man up, then went to the steps beside him and asked him to sit down.
At this time, a familiar voice came from behind: "Mr. Zhongli, thank you for your hard work."
Zhongli turned around and said, "It's my job."
Bai Zhu smiled, handed the medicine basket to Qi Qi, walked forward and knelt down to check the young man's body.
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