Yoseidou

"Ke Qing Zhongli, I'm going to promote our Rebirth Hall. Don't forget to take my brother with you when you go out for a walk. It's not good for his health if he stays at home all day. That's it, bye~"

Without waiting for Zhongli to agree or disagree, Hutao skipped out of the Hall of Rebirth.

Zhongli walked slowly to a coffin and pushed it open skillfully.

Inside the dim coffin lay a young man with a dull expression. The young man looked at Zhongli blankly.

"My little friend Populus euphratica, would you like to take a leisurely stroll with me?"

The young man opened his mouth: "Ah..."

Zhongli was used to the young man's behavior. He reached out and took the young man out of the coffin and placed him on the ground. Then he took the young man's hand and left the Hall of Rebirth.

The young man is Hu Tao's brother, named Hu Yang. He has a congenital form of dementia that even immortals are unable to cure.

The surrounding residents often rumored that the Goshen Hall did impure things, so they gave birth to such a foolish boy.

Zhongli took Hu Yang to Wanmin Hall for dinner.

"Master Mao, one portion of Mora meat, two portions of peace from all directions."

"Mr. Zhongli, wait a moment."

Zhongli waited patiently, while the boy beside him looked at him stupidly.

"Two guests! The food is here~"

Xiang Ling came out of the kitchen carrying two portions of Sifang Heping, followed by a rice dumpling holding Mora Pork.

"Gulu~"

Guo Ba put the mola meat on the table and was picked up by a pair of hands just as he was about to leave.

He turned his head, and a big mouth kept enlarging in front of his eyes.

"Gulu! Guru!"

Guo Ba was so frightened that he rolled his eyes and fainted.

Zhongli stretched out his hand in time to stop the young man who was about to say something about the rice cake, and handed the mola meat to the young man.

The young man sniffed the mola meat, then let go of the rice cooker and hugged the mola meat and started eating.

Xiangling picked up the unconscious Guoba: "Guoba, are you okay?"

"Sorry for causing you some trouble."

Xiang Ling hugged Guo Ba and shook her head repeatedly: "It's okay, Guo Ba is okay, right Guo Ba?"

Who doesn't know that the eldest son of the Palace of Purity has some mental problems and will do things that ordinary people can't understand.

Guo Ba, who was woken up by Xiang Ling, waved his hand generously to say it was okay, but his eyes looked at the young man with a little more fear.

Guo Ba marked the boy with a symbol in his heart: "The Devil Who Eats Guo Ba".

thump--

Suddenly, the young man who was eating Mora meat inexplicably fell to the ground and passed out.

This sudden change shocked Zhongli who was standing beside him.

……

Not blu

"The patient has food poisoning. Don't let him eat randomly after he goes back. I'll prescribe two medicines for him to go back and recuperate."

"It's all my fault. I shouldn't have put the mola pork I made and the mola pork my dad made together, so that the rice dumplings wouldn't be wrong."

"Gulu~Gulu~"

"Medical expenses..."

Listening to the unfamiliar voice in his ears, Hu Yang struggled to open his eyes.

It's an unfamiliar environment.

what happened?

Is it an illusion again?

[嘘嘘嘤..., host, you are finally awake. It has been fifteen years. 嘤嘤..., do you know how I have spent these fifteen years? 】

"System?!" Hu Yang said in surprise.

[Kiss the host, he is here. 】

"Snapped!"

Hu Yang gave himself a hard slap on the face.

It hurts!

Not an illusion? !

At this time, a small face with a talisman on its forehead came over and said, "The patient is awake."

Hu Yang sat up and looked at a few people in confusion.

What's going on with these people? They're dressed like the characters in Genshin Impact.

cosplay?

It's so similar, especially that Bai Shu is so dedicated and made a real snake for the cosplay.

The girl who cosplayed with Xiangling said apologetically: "It's great that you're okay. This whole thing is all my fault."

Hu Yang opened his mouth and said: "You... you are... Xiang Ling?"

After speaking, Hu Yang covered his mouth. Why did he stutter?

"Eh? Eh?!"

Xiang Ling was confused at first, and then surprised: "Did you just call my name?!"

Zhongli and Baizhu were also a little surprised when they looked at Hu Yang.

Bai Shu stepped forward and grabbed Hu Yang's wrist to check, and then touched the other person's forehead with his hand.

"It shouldn't be like this. It's obviously just food poisoning. How could it hurt your brain?"

Zhongli asked: "Doctor, how is he?"

Bai Shu said: "My body is not..."

Before Bai Zhu finished speaking, Hu Yang's eyes across from him gradually became dull and she smiled silly at him.

"It shouldn't be like this, it shouldn't be like this..."

How could a congenital stupidity suddenly heal? In all his years as a doctor, he has never seen anything like this.

Looking at the young man who had returned to his silly look, Bai Shu turned to Xiang Ling and asked, "What did you put in Mo La's meat?"

Xiangling clapped her fingers and said, "Nothing, just cloud-free pepper, slime slime, plus some ice mist flowers, sunset fruits, and the nectar of cheating flowers."

Bai Shu: "..."

He should consider whether to eat at Manmin Hall again in the future.

"Write me a copy of the ingredients you need to make Mora meat. You can take it back first. If you need anything, come to Bulu and see me."

Populus euphratica on the side smiled stupidly: "Haha..."

……

In the pitch-black darkness, there was only one consciousness thinking.

"What's going on? Why am I back here again? (Change)"

[嘤嘤嘤, your system’s primary school boy is here to report]

"System? Then I just went to the continent of Teyvat?!"

【Yes, the tired host】

"Then where am I now?"

【This is your spiritual space】

Mental space, it turns out that he has been in his own mental space all these years (changed)

[When the host was reincarnated into the continent of Teyvat, he was traumatized by being rejected by the world. You have been in a state of stupidity for these years. You have woken up now, which really makes Xiaoyi happy...]

"..." Populus euphratica.

His system seems to be a crybaby.

"Xiaoyi, I am in my own mental space now, how can I wake up?"

[嘤嘤嘤, complete the system task, and when Xiaoyi accumulates enough energy, the host can wake up]

"What mission?"

[Task 1: Zhongli is the Rock King Emperor

Details: Traveling around Liyue Harbor with Zhongli, shouting to everyone he meets, "My Zhongli is the King of Rocks!" (0/1000)

Reward: 2 hours awake, 10 rough stones]

[Task 2: Go beg for food!

Details: Squatting at the door of Wanmin Hall to beg for food (temporary item: beggar's three-piece set), the task lasts three hours

Reward: 3 hours awake, 10 rough stones]

[Task 3: I want to fly

Details: Running with arms outstretched with a silly smile, shouting "I can fly, you see, I can fly, haha, do you want to fly with me..." Lines, half an hour

Reward: wake up for half an hour, 10 rough stones]

[Task 0: Point at everyone you see and call them a fool (1000/) with a silly smile.

Reward: 1 hours awake, 10 rough stones]

[Complete all rewards and add 20 rough stones]

"..., Xiaoyi, are you a serious system?"

[What is the host talking about? Xiao Yi can’t understand it, hey, hey, hey…]

[By the way, host, you can only wake up once a day. Today’s times have been used up. The host can only wait until tomorrow if he wants to wake up.]

[Also, let me tell you some good news for the host. Xiaoyi secretly saved half an hour of your waking time. Please praise Xiaoyi.]

"..."

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