Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

The sword flashed!

The lower half of Hu Yang's body said goodbye to him.

He looked at the quilt on his lower body with distress. The quilt became damp from the blood he shed.

"General, just get angry at me. Why do you want to hurt my little quilt? How can I sleep like this (′д?)."

The next moment, Hu Yang's nagging mouth dropped.

General Thunder said coldly: "Shut your mouth and go to sleep."

But no normal person can stand that mouth.

If General Thunder and Lightning could kill Populus euphratica, he would not let him continue to make so much noise.

Hu Yang opened his mouth again and said aggrievedly: "Hey, you are so cruel to me (?>?<?)."

"There must be someone else in your heart, who is it? We won't sleep until you tell us today!"

She looked like a resentful woman staying alone in an empty house.

"Say! Who is it!"

General Thunder did not speak, but took action directly.

Another heavy beating turned Populus euphratica into a mess of flesh.

Purple thunder and lightning flowed on the blackened rotten meat.

The rotten flesh squirmed and soon returned to the appearance of Populus euphratica.

Change outfits with one click!

"It's time to change into new clothes again. I'm almost out of clothes."

Hu Yang yawned: "I feel a little sleepy after exercising. Good night, General~"

"Good night."

Hu Yang took out a small quilt and put it in General Thunder's arms, then pillowed it on it, so that he would not be afraid of having a sore neck when he woke up tomorrow morning.

……

time flies

Three days passed in the blink of an eye

Populus euphratica has been living a repetitive life these three days, shopping and shopping during the day!

Spending seniors’ money doesn’t feel bad at all.

At night, he would talk to General Raiden, and then receive massage services from General Raiden. Whenever he got tired, he would lie down in General Raiden's arms to rest.

Ordinary people would definitely feel that it would be good to live like this forever, but for Populus euphratica, it is easy to get bored with the same life.

Of course, the most important thing is that he has no more stories to write.

In the past few days, he has even made up things about Morax's father, almost saying that the Seven Gods are actually his biological children.

now

He was lying on General Thunder's lap, playing with his mobile phone in his hand, eating something in his mouth and chattering away.

"This Barbatos is so outrageous. He actually urged me to go back. My heart is with my senior. How could I go back to find him? Hum! Innocent Barbatos, how can his position in my heart be comparable to that of my senior? Do you think so, General?"

"General, please bring me a tissue. My hands are all oily. If I don't have a tissue, I can only borrow your clothes, General."

"Ugh--"

boom!

Hu Yang's head came into close contact with the floor.

It turned out to be General Raiden who stood up.

"She accepted your invitation, and you left here immediately."

Hu Yang stood up and shouted happily: "Ah! Senior has agreed to my proposal! Hurry up! I can't wait to enter the bridal chamber with senior!"

Swish!

The cold knife was inserted into Hu Yang's mouth, forcing him to close his mouth.

"God of pleasure, stop pretending to be crazy."

Hu Yang held the handle of the knife, pulled the knife out of his mouth, and straightened his chin to recover from the wound.

A polite smile appeared on his face: "General, senior, you won't break the contract, right? I don't like people who break the contract."

General Thunder put away his knife and said in a calm voice: "She said that not everyone is like you and talks nonsense."

"Alas~" Hu Yang sighed depressedly: "It seems that the impression I left on my seniors is not very good, but in fact I am an innocent and romantic person. I hope my seniors will change their impression of me during the party."

After saying that, Na took out a bunch of mobile phones and put them on the ground: "The general must already know how to use this thing. You can use it to contact me. My online name is "Happy Little Boy". I am looking forward to dating online with my senior. I am bored." You can harass me at any time."

"Goodbye, senior."

Hu Yang waved goodbye, but he did not leave. He looked at General Thunder and Lightning with a smile.

General Thunder: "...Goodbye."

Hu Yang then left the room.

Leave the General's Mansion and go to Xiao Liya's temporary residence to take Xiao Liya back to Mondstadt.

The promised return to Mondstadt had been delayed for a few days because of Ying's affairs. In the past few days, Wendy had been urging her to get married. If he didn't go back, this guy would probably go to Dao Wife.

He took out his mobile phone and said, "Ah Yi, have you registered as a movie star?"

"It has been registered. Her name is "Eternal", and the name of General Thunder is her own name. Master, do you want to add her as a friend?"

"Open a small account for me."

There is an additional function of opening a trumpet on the mobile phone.

Hu Yang changed the trumpet’s nickname to [Agares, the God of Joy].

Then I created a group casually, the group name is [Happy Harem]

……

("I am not the God of Wind" was invited to join this group by "Agares, the God of Joy")

("The Guest of the Past Life Hall" was invited to join this group by "Agares, the God of Joy")

("Eternal" was invited to join this group by "Agares, the God of Joy")

I'm not the God of Wind: What kind of group is this? Why was I forced to be invited in?

Visitor from the Rebirth Hall: The god of wind and joy, so the other one must be Inazuma’s god of thunder.

I am not Fengshen: Oh, the old man is here too | ???w??)???

Agares, the God of Pleasure: Welcome everyone to join my harem. I am your favorite God of Pleasure, Agares. Everyone, please cheer for my appearance!

I am not the god of wind: (Applause!)

I am not the god of wind: (Applause!)

I am not the god of wind: (Applause!)

Agares, God of Joy: Thank you for your love. As a junior, I am deeply honored to receive responses from three seniors. Thank you! Thanks! I love you all! ~(^3^)-☆

("The Guest of the Past Life Hall" exited the group)

("Eternal" quits the group)

I'm not the God of Wind: Well... Isn't it a bit unsociable that I don't withdraw from the group?

I am not the God of Wind: Goodbye, dear junior

("I am not the God of Wind" exited the group)

……

"Hayi, am I so shameless?"

Ah Yi quickly flattered him and said: "Master, you are the best. It is because they are blind that they cannot see the greatness of the master."

"Stop talking nonsense and get them back quickly. No one is allowed to leave the group in the future, and no one can block the messages I send."

"Yes! Master!"

Hajime pulled the three people who had just left the group back.

……

I'm not the God of Wind: Hey~, I'm back again

Visitor from the Hall of the Past: Agares, did you develop the mobile phone?

eternal:.

Agares, God of Joy: Humph!

……

Hu Yang said "Huh!" and turned off his phone decisively. This time he was ignoring others, not others ignoring him.

With such thoughts, Populus euphratica suddenly felt much more comfortable.

Xiao Liya's residence is not far from the General's Mansion. It is just a few steps away from the General's Mansion. It was specially arranged by Kujo Sora.

bangbang! !

Knock on the door.

"Wake up! What time is it? You still can't get up. The sun is shining on your butt. How do I teach you? Exercise more during the day when you have nothing to do. Don't follow Kujo Sora Nanizi all day long and become a bad example."