Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"It seems that Lord Kujo is not free, so forget it."

Kujo Sora stepped forward and blocked Hu Yang's path: "The General didn't let you in."

"Kujo-sama, aren't you jealous of me? Jealous of the close contact between me and the Shogun. Oh my, don't be afraid to tell Mr. Kujo that I fell asleep with the Shogun on my pillow last night. I had a good dream that night." Populus euphratica green tea said.

It was actually a fart dream, and he woke up many times during the night, with a sore neck in the morning.

As he said that, he took out his mobile phone and found the photo he took with General Raiden yesterday.

"Come on, Kujo-sama, come and see how close I am to the Shogun. Kujo-sama cannot enter the Shogun's house because Kujo-sama doesn't understand the Shogun. But I am different. I am the Shogun's little treasure, General. Sir, I like me the most, Kujo-sama must be envious of me, hahaha!!!”

Hu Yang patted the stunned Kujou Sora, leaned into Kujou Sora's ear and said: "Kujou-sama, I will take care of the general from now on. Kujo-sama, you can retire."

After saying that, he walked around Kujo Sora and walked into the house.

Kujo Sora was still stunned in place, Hu Yang's words just now kept repeating in her mind.

That photo had a huge impact on her.

How could the General--

indoor

"General, I'm here."

Populus euphratica enthusiastically ran to General Thunder and took out food to feed General Thunder and Lightning.

"General, open your mouth, come on, ah——"

General Thunder opened his eyes: "I don't need it."

"No, you need to, be good and open your mouth."

"God of pleasure, don't go too far."

(?o﹏o?) Hu Yang: "I just want to feed you, but you are so cruel to me. Do you have another younger brother? Who is it? I will kill him!"

General Thunder: "Are you...are you mentally ill?"

"Ah? I was sick before, but I'm better now. Don't worry, General. Even if I'm mentally ill, I will respect you well. Come, let's have a meal."

Hu Yang scooped up a spoonful of sweet porridge, blew it with his mouth, and then put it to General Thunder's mouth as if feeding a child.

General Lei and Lightning snatched the porridge from Populus euphratica's hand, raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.

"Put your things down and you can go."

"No, I want to watch the general eat." Hu Yang widened his eyes and stared at General Thunder and Lightning's every move, as if he wanted to put General Thunder and Lightning in his eye sockets to be satisfied.

General Thunder and Lightning slapped her decisively, sending the face that was almost close to her mouth flying away.

"As a god, you should protect your people instead of chatting with me here."

Hu Yang covered his face and got up from the ground: "General, you may not be aware of my situation. Let me introduce myself."

"I, my real name is Hu Yang, from Liyue, I am 16 years old this year, and I have just become the God of Joy a few months ago."

"No people, no subordinates, no wife, the three authentic no-boys."

"You see, if someone like me gets married to a senior, you rice wives will be like one country and two gods, and you will make a lot of money."

"General, please tell me, senior, and ask him to think about it. If you pass this village, there won't be this store."

"Little sister Buyer from Sumeru, Miss Funina, the current water goddess from Fontaine, and the Queen from Winter have all come to propose marriage. Even Barbatos from Mondstadt has promised me her life. ,

When faced with these people's proposals for marriage, I rejected them outright, because in my heart, I, Yang Hu, have only one god, my senior, and my body, my heart, and everything about me belong to my senior! "

"Senior, you really need to think about this matter seriously. There is no shop like this after passing this village. If I am seduced by someone else, you won't even have the chance to regret it. After all, I, Populus Hu, am famous for being affectionate. , I only love one person in this life, senior——"

boom!

Hu Yang's head was severely stepped on the floor by her little feet wrapped in purple stockings.

"She, let me teach you a lesson."

After General Thunder finished speaking, he stepped hard on the Populus euphratica on the ground.

boom! boom! boom!

Populus euphratica's head smashed through the wooden floor, and countless bones in its body were broken.

boom! boom! boom!

boom! puff--

Unconsciously, the thumping sound of General Thunder's soles turned into a "puff-" sound, her purple stockings were dyed red, and there was a sticky mess under the soles of her feet.

"Oh~, General-sama's foot massage is so..."

"Pfft!"

General Thunder raised his foot and crushed Populus euphratica's newly recovered mouth.

"Will……"

Poof!

"military…"

Poof!

"I…"

Poof!

"return…"

Poof!

"want…"

Restore, break, restore, break... I don’t know how many times I repeated it, and I don’t know how many times Populus euphratica’s mouth was trampled to pieces.

It wasn't until General Thunder stopped that the flesh and blood on the ground squirmed and returned to its human form.

Hu Yang stretched his body comfortably: "Ah!!! My whole body feels much better after being massaged by Mr. General. Mr. General's massage is really amazing. Can I come to Mr. General for massage again in the future?"

General Thunder returned to his wooden state.

"Are you tired, General? Then I won't disturb you, General."

Populus euphratica comes with the strength of light hands and feet.

After a while

He walked in holding a pile of quilts.

He spread the quilt in front of the General, lay down, and looked at the General's face quietly.

"General, won't your hands and feet feel uncomfortable if you keep maintaining this position like this? I definitely wouldn't be able to stand it."

"My master gave me a mental method. To practice that mental method, you need to meditate. It's so troublesome that I don't even bother to practice it. Speaking of the master, I don't know how she is doing. I took her piano. I wonder if her old man will be angry."

"General, please talk to me. I'm so bored."

"That's right, let me tell you a little secret secretly, General. In fact, I really like senior. The reason why I became a god is to let senior look at me. I have suffered a lot in order to become a god."

"When I was one year old, I went out to beg for food. I fought with wild dogs for food, fought with old men for cans, and fought with old ladies for cabbages picked up from the ground..."

Populus euphratica made up this tragic story of her life, anyway, just to make it miserable in order to win the sympathy of the film.

It was late at night before I knew it.

"That's it, I became a god, yawn~, I'm so sleepy, General, I'm going to sleep."

"Good night, General."

after a while

"General, why don't you say good night to me? If you don't say good night to me, I won't be able to sleep, otherwise we will chat again. I still have many things to talk to the General, such as my begging for food in Mondstadt. Balabala..."

after an hour…

"Yawn~, I'm so sleepy. General, I'm really going to sleep this time. Good night, General."

after a while

"General, why don't you say good night to me? Why don't I tell you about my stay in Liyue Port..."

General Thunder and Lightning, who was unable to calm down after being nagged by Hu Yang, finally broke his guard and said expressionlessly: "Good night."

"Ah? Sir General, are you sleepy too? Come on and sleep in bed. I've already warmed the bed. Come in quickly."