Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Your Excellency, please don't think that I am an idiot." Kujo Sora said coldly.

Hu Yang smiled: "Then do you think if I threaten your general with the whole rice wife, your general will admit defeat to me for the rice wife?"

Kujo Sora said without hesitation: "At that time, we will commit suicide and will never make things difficult for the General."

"You are so loyal." Hu Yang turned to Xiao Liya and said, "You should also learn from me."

Xiao Liya smiled and said: "I am also very loyal to Populus euphratica. If you, Populus euphratica, die, I will definitely inherit your last wish, Populus euphratica, and live happily."

"Oh, you are really my loyal treasure."

“Hehe(^_^)”

a moment later

"Guest, your milk tea."

Hu Yang put away the milk tea, but the bill was still credited to the General's Mansion.

He took out a cup of milk tea and took a sip: "It tastes pretty good, but it's not particularly delicious."

Xiao Liya grabbed his clothes and said, "I want Populus euphratica too."

Snapped!

Hu Yang stretched out his hand and swatted away the opponent's little hand mercilessly, saying fiercely: "What do you want? If you want to buy it with your own money, you have been eating and drinking from me. When you return to Mondstadt, go find a job for me to earn money." Pull it away."

Xiao Liya retorted: "The food I ate clearly belonged to sister A-Xing and sister Yae Kamiko."

"The medicine you take every day is free of charge."

"That was what you fed me, not what I ate on my own initiative!"

"You have no reason why I raised you like this, right?" Hu Yang grabbed Kujo Sora and complained: "Miss Kujo, look, this little guy is just a white-eyed wolf. I have raised her for so long, but she doesn't know Even if he repays me, he still says that I am not raising him well.

Woo hoo hoo, heaven!

O earth!

My dear mother——

Why is my life so miserable——

I'm not alive anymore! ! ! "

His last words were shouted at the top of his lungs, fully expressing the sorrow of an old father in his old age.

This voice immediately made him the brightest kid on the street.

Passers-by around him cast curious glances.

Kujo Sora's face turned dark. What kind of god is this? He is so shameless.

Xiao Liya's face almost bulged into a balloon. She pulled out the broken sword and inserted it into Populus euphratica's waist.

puff!

A drop of blood spilled.

Hu Yang reached out and touched his waist. He was so frightened that he sat down on the ground and cried out at the top of his voice: "Is there any justice left?"

Oh my God!

Why did I raise such an unfilial daughter——

Folks, come and see, I am going to be killed by my own daughter today! ! !

Why am I so miserable——"

"You've had enough, Populus euphratica!!! Angry`-3-)=3"

The little Loli pulled out the bloody broken knife and angrily inserted it into Hu Yang's throat.

"Cuckoo..."

Populus euphratica fell to the ground with a cry of blood coming out of his mouth.

The surrounding area suddenly became quiet.

"Killed!!!"

"Hurry up and call the shogunate army!"

"What's your name! Isn't that person over there Kujo-sama!"

"Ah, yes, yes!"

Kujo Sora was also stunned by this scene: "You...killed him?"

Xiao Liya (o｀3'*) said: "I do think so."

As she said that, she raised her foot and kicked Hu Yang twice: "Stop pretending, get up quickly."

Seeing that Hu Yang showed no reaction, Xiao Liya kindly pulled out another broken sword and handed it over.

Ding!

Hu Yang twisted his neck to avoid it, reached out and pulled out the broken sword stuck in his throat, and said dissatisfied: "You little guy is too cruel, you actually stuck it on my neck, don't you know that only his wife can touch a man's neck? "

"Really?" Xiao Liya grinned and slashed twice at Populus euphratica's neck with the broken sword.

He said: "If you think it's dirty, I can cut it off for you. It can grow back anyway. No one will touch the neck that grows back."

"Suck~" Hu Yang took a breath of cold air: "You are so young, you have such a cruel heart. I don't know which genius taught a person like you, oh~, it turns out it's me, a genius. I'm so cruel." Bravo."

Xiao Liya took her broken sword and put it on her waist behind her back, saying: "Hu Yang, I think you are becoming more and more shameless."

"Really, but I think I'm a little less shameless than Barbatos."

Hu Yang touched his thin face, turned around and said to Kujo Sora: "Miss Kujo, stop watching the show and take us to the General's Mansion."

"Are you okay?"

"Of course it's okay. I'm a god. If a god dies so easily, can he still be called a god?"

Kujo Sora didn't know if gods had such ability. Anyway, it was the first time she saw it and it felt very magical. Is this the power of gods?

Her attitude became more respectful: "Please come with me."

Nearly crossing the long bridge, after walking for dozens of minutes, the three of them arrived at the General's Mansion.

Compared with the Knights of Mondstadt and the Qun Jade Pavilion in Liyue Port, this place seems a bit calm. There are only a few guards guarding the general's mansion, and no one is seen traveling.

"You guys wait a moment, I'll report it to the general."

Hu Yang put his hand on Kujo Sanluo's shoulder, making him stop.

"I, the God of Joy, want to meet a thunder and lightning general and ask him to agree? If this matter is revealed, where will I put my face? The other gods don't know what to say about me after they know it. I am very proud."

Xiao Liya immediately covered her ears and muttered: "I didn't hear it, I heard something."

Listening to Populus euphratica talk is too dirty for the ears.

Kujo Sora was a little embarrassed, but considering that the other party was a god, she couldn't afford it if it really caused any trouble.

"Those two please come with me."

"Xiao Liya, have you seen how honorable your god is?"

Xiao Liya had no expression on her face and applauded: "Master Hu Yang is so awesome."

Enter the General's Mansion and go all the way to the main courtyard.

Kujo Sora stood outside the door and said loudly: "Sir General, there is a god who wants to see you."

After a while, there was no echo inside.

Kujo Sura turned around and said: "General, let Your Excellency Hu Yang go in."

Hu Yang walked into the house.

Xiao Liya also wanted to follow him in, but Kujo Sora stopped him with his hand.

"I'm sorry, the general only allows Mr. Hu Yang to enter alone."

Xiao Liya begged pitifully with innocent eyes: "Sister, will you just let me in?"

Kujo Sora might have been deceived if he hadn't seen the girl in front of him act ruthlessly.

She said expressionlessly: "No."

"Big sister is so ruthless. This will make me sad. Hu Yang said that I can kill anyone who makes me sad. Can Liya kill big sister?"

Xiao Liya said weakly, but she already held the broken sword in her hand.

The next moment, she brandished the broken sword and attacked Kujo Sora.

Kujo Sora had long been on guard against the opponent's sneak attack and dodged to avoid the attack.

"The same trick won't work on me."

Little Liya clapped happily and said: "Big sister is so powerful. Liya is no match for big sister. Liya admits defeat."

Under the guidance of Hu Yang, Xiao Liya also got used to not telling the truth.

What you say and what you do are completely opposite.

Xiao Liya said she would admit defeat, but the broken sword stabbing Kujo Sora in her hand revealed murderous intent.