Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Are you the god of pleasure?"

"What do you mean by that look of disbelief? Don't I look like a god?"

Hu Yang put one hand on his hip and struck a pose that he thought was domineering.

Kujo Sora was deeply suspicious. The man in front of him was full of lies, and what he said was not trustworthy at all.

"Even if you are a god, when you get to Rice Wife, you must follow Rice Wife's rules."

"Huh? Little guy, you are very brave. Neither Barbatos nor Morax said such things to me." Hu Yang said.

He directly stretched out his hands: "Come on, come on, catch me. As long as you dare to catch me, I will immediately fight with your general. The war between the two gods should be able to raze Dao Wife to the ground. Just right." , recast the rice wife."

This sentence is already a naked threat.

Regarding this, Kujo Sanra fell into thinking, should he be arrested or not?

If you don't arrest them, you will lose the prestige of Inazuma City.

If caught, what if the other party is really a god?

She was a little unsure. From the performance just now, it seemed that the opponent was very strong and she was no match.

Thinking about it, Kujo Sanluo made a decision in his heart.

She waved her hand to the shogunate soldiers and said, "You all should stand down first."

"Your Excellency Hu Yang, I don't know why you came to Daozuma City."

"Hey, look, isn't this good? Why do you have to fight and kill? It's so boring." Hu Yang said with a smile: "I want to drink milk tea. Do you know where I can buy it?"

"Milk tea? Mr. Hu Yang came to Daozuma City just to drink milk tea?"

"Yes, I like eating and drinking the most. I'm tired of drinking Mond's juice, so I came to Ina Wife for a visit. In addition to eating and drinking, I also want to meet Senior Thor and invite her to have a meal."

Populus euphratica clung to Kujo Sanluo and whispered: "I heard that the God of Thunder is a good-looking local girl. Is she beautiful?

Do you think I have a chance to become the husband of your gods? If I become the husband of your gods, you rice wives will be two gods in one country. "

Kujo Sora's face immediately turned cold: "Your Excellency Hu Yang, even if you are a god, you cannot insult the general like this."

"How is this insulting? I obviously just want to form a big family with your gods. Do you want your general to be a lonely old woman for the rest of his life?"

"The General is eternal and will not grow old due to time."

"Innocent, Teyvat is not eternal, but your general is eternal, is that stupid?"

"Your Excellency Hu Yang, do you want to drink milk tea?"

"Drink, of course I have to drink it. I have always wanted to try what is the charm of this rice wife's milk tea that makes my uncle like it so much."

"Then please follow me."

After saying that, Kujo Sora turned and left.

"Xiao Liya, follow up." Hu Yang called for Xiao Liya to follow.

Xiao Liya pulled out the arrow on her shoulder, looked at Jiu Jiao Shuuluo angrily, and kept up with Populus euphratica.

"Hu Yang, that woman is so hateful. She actually spoke to you in such a tone. Let's cut out her tongue."

Hu Yang said without turning his head: "Girls should be gentler. Why don't you cut off your tongue? How could you say such cruel words?"

"Isn't this what you taught me, Yang Hu?"

"I also taught you how to regenerate a severed limb, why can't you do it?"

The little girl stared with big eyes and said, "Who can do it except you."

"Besides me, Populus euphratica can do it."

Xiao Liya: "..."

She could never defeat Populus euphratica because she couldn't defeat it.

Hu Yang said that the mouth is used to make the mouth happy, and the fist is used to make the mouth happy, so as long as Hu Yang cannot be defeated, Hu Yang will be happier than her.

"and many more."

Kujo Sora stopped and turned his head in confusion: "What's wrong?"

Hu Yang pointed to the Sancai Dumpling shop nearby and said, "I want to eat that!"

"If you want to eat, you can buy it. I'll wait for you here."

Hu Yang came to the store in an instant: "Boss, I'll cover all the three-color dumplings."

"Guest, what did you say?"

"I have money, so I'll pack it all up."

"Okay! Okay! Guests can rest here and I'll pack it for you."

A stack of three-vegetable dumplings was rolled out.

"Guest, do you want me to deliver it to your house?"

"Need not."

Hu Yang waved his hand and put the things into his mental space. Since he became a god, his mental space can hold more and more things, but he has never tried to hold them alive.

"Boss, the bill will be charged to the general's house."

The owner of Sancai Tuanzi was stunned for a moment: "Guest, don't joke with me. This is a small business."

Hu Yang waved Kujo Sora over, pointed at Kujo Sora and said: "Let's get to know each other."

"We know each other. How could I not recognize Lord Kujo Sura who is worshiped by Tian Ling?"

"Is it okay to charge the bill to the General's Mansion?"

"No problem, no problem." The boss nodded and bowed, with a flattering smile on his face that made people sick.

"Guest, move slowly."

Hu Yang took out two boxes of three-color dumplings and handed one to Xiao Liya and the other to Kujo Sora.

Kujo Sora refused: "Thank you, but I don't like sweets."

Hu Yang opened the box, took out a bunch and stuffed it into his mouth. While eating, he said: "How did you get involved with the God of Thunder? You don't like sweets. I thought you liked sweets as much as your boss."

Kujo Sora stiffened and stopped.

Hu Yangming knew what was going on and asked, "What's wrong? Keep leading the way."

Kujo Sora turned to look at him and asked word by word: "You said, General, you like sweets?"

"If the General you are talking about is your god, she should like to eat sweets. These are what the God of Wind told me, so they shouldn't be wrong, right?"

Hu Yang picked up another three-color dumpling and stuffed it into his mouth: "The God of Wind also said that your Thor's favorite is this three-color dumpling. I bought it specially for her. I didn't expect that you, as her subordinate, didn't know this. Her hobby.”

Swish!

Kujo Sora took the remaining string of three-color dumplings from Populus euphratica: "Thank you for your kindness,"

"Don't you like eating?"

"Since it is the general's hobby, I want to know more about the general."

While walking and stopping along the way, Populus euphratica came to Daoji to purchase goods. I bought the delicious ones when I saw them, and once I bought them, I packed them all up and took them away.

As for the bills, they were all sent to the General's Mansion, and the face of Kujo Sora next to him became darker and darker.

"Miss Kujo, are you feeling unwell?"

"I'm fine. The place you are looking for selling milk tea is right here."

In front is an ordinary food stall.

Hu Yang stepped forward and asked, "Brother, do you have milk tea here?"

"Milk tea? Yes, yes, I have the only portion of this rice wife. How much do you want?" Zhi Shu said proudly, he is the only one who sells this milk tea.

"As much as you want."

"Sir, the milk tea won't last long and will go bad if you don't drink it all."

"I invited my friends to drink, not just me."

"That's it, please wait a moment."

While waiting for Tomoki to make milk tea, Hu Yang said to Kujo Sora: "Miss Kujo, who do you think will win in a fight between me and your general?"

"Of course it's the General."

"Then let's make a bet. If your general wins, you will become my subordinate. If I win, I, the god, will become your subordinate. How about that?"