Naruto: I just want to show off but I'm too busy
Chapter 80 Eating Grapes
Caressing Tsunade's cheek, Jingu Xiyue whispered: "If possible, I will definitely let you see the rope tree again."
"The Rope Tree!"
As if she heard someone calling her brother's name, Tsunade suddenly stretched out her hand, hugged Jingu Xiyue's neck tightly, and held his head in her arms.
!!!
Shen Gong Xiyue opened her eyes wide, not daring to say a word, and her body froze in place.
This, am I being taken advantage of?
But it smells so good and so soft...
After a long time, Jingu Xiyue came back to his senses. He used his last bit of reason to pull his head out of Tsunade's arms.
I thought that given how drunk Tsunade was now, as long as she didn't move too much, she wouldn't be able to wake her up, but the moment his head was about to come out...
"What are you doing?"
Tsunade slowly opened her eyes, and what she saw was the image of Jingu Xiyue lying in her arms.
At this time, she was on the verge of anger. If Shen Gong Xiyue couldn't give her a reasonable explanation, she didn't mind letting the other party have a taste of her little fists.
"Well, actually I was forced, do you believe it?" Shen Gong Xiyue said with a smile.
"Haha." Tsunade sneered, her eyes narrowed, and the corners of her mouth raised a dangerous arc: "See if I believe it or not!"
"I can really explain why I keep someone under my fist!" In desperation, Jingu Xiyue turned on the sage mode in seconds and held down Tsunade's arm that was about to be raised.
"Okay, then I will let you live for another three minutes. If you can't give me a reasonable explanation, then don't blame me for being ruthless with my fists!"
Shen Gong Xiyue rolled her eyes when she heard this, as if you could beat me.
On the surface, he explained quickly, telling Tsunade the whole process of bringing her to the hotel after she was drunk.
After listening to the other party's story, Tsunade believed most of it, but she still stiffened her neck and said: "You said it was me who took the initiative to hug you. What evidence do you have?"
She could never admit this kind of thing. Once she admitted it, her majestic image in front of her descendants would be completely ruined.
Well, not much at first though.
But after all, she is still a girl, how could she take the initiative on her own!
Shen Gong Xiyue's face became a little weird when he heard this. The corner of his mouth twitched and he said helplessly: "Do you want to see our current postures?"
"what?"
If he hadn't reminded her, Tsunade wouldn't have noticed that the two of them were still in the same position as when Tsunade first woke up, that is, Tsunade was still holding Jingu Xiyue's neck.
Jingu Xiyue's head was still lying on Tsunade's huge pair.
Tsunade's face turned red, and she quickly released her hand holding Jingu Xiyue's neck, and pushed him away from her.
Shen Gong Xiyue was pushed and staggered, and she took a few steps back before she could stand up. Now he is a little angry. He brought you back with good intentions, so it's okay if you don't thank him, but you push me in turn? ! !
His expression gradually turned cold, and he opened the door and left without even looking at Tsunade.
There was only a loud bang, the sound of the door being slammed shut.
When I came out, I encountered system tasks, but now the system tasks are not activated, which makes me very angry.
Shen Gong Xiyue is going to leave tomorrow. Damn this mission. I won’t do it anymore!
Looking at Jingu Xiyue's retreating back, a trace of astonishment flashed across Tsunade's face, and her eyes gradually lost focus.
I seem...a little willful.
The depressed Shen Gong Xiyue lay on the bed and fell asleep. Now he just wanted to get through today quickly and pack his bags and leave here tomorrow.
In the space of consciousness, Arceus, who had witnessed the whole process, curled his lips. The woman was indeed in trouble.
You should study how to improve your own universe. Now this universe is basically formed, but it still lacks a living environment for living things.
There are still many planets waiting to be created by yourself.
When the order of this universe is perfected to the point where it can operate on its own, he will be able to become the God of Creation that his father calls him.
……
Late at night, when all the tourists in the hotel were falling asleep, a black figure walked out of the room.
He walked lightly to the door of a certain room, carefully opened the door and walked in.
The whole room was dark, and the dark figure skillfully reached into the bedroom, looked at the sleeping man lying on the bed, and raised a smile on his face.
"Sorry!!!" (very loud)
"Fuck!"
Jingu Xiyue jumped up from the bed, subconsciously touching the kunai beside the pillow and preparing to stab it.
The next moment, the bedside lamp was turned on, and Jingu Xiyue could see the face of the person clearly, and loosened her grip on the kunai.
He said angrily: "Are you sick? You stayed up in the middle of the night and came to me to get crazy!"
The person who came was Tsunade. After realizing that she had gone too far, she wanted to apologize to Jingu Xiyue.
But even though she was at fault in this matter, could Shen Gong Xiyue eat her own tofu with such peace of mind? When she woke up, she saw someone's saliva still remaining in some places.
This guy definitely sucked it with his mouth!
Thinking of this, Tsunade felt ashamed and angry, so she made this unique apology.
Tsunade believes that only such an apology can reflect her "sincerity".
Seeing Jingu Xiyue staring at her with unkind eyes, Tsunade patted his shoulder carelessly.
"I'm sorry. I acted subconsciously at that time, and I won't apologize to you now."
"Is this how you apologize to me?"
"Otherwise, this is so sincere."
"Tsunade, you..."
"What's wrong with me?" Tsunade crossed her arms and looked directly at Jingu Xiyue without hiding. The two of them just stared at each other, neither of them willing to give in.
After a long time, Tsunade suddenly said abruptly: "Is it delicious?"
Shen Gong Xiyue was a little stunned. After thinking for a while, he suddenly realized it and raised his brows lightly: "It smells good."
"You, huh!" Tsunade turned her head away, Xia Fei's cheeks raised.
How could this guy be so shameless and admit it so frankly? He was really... a bad example of Jiraiya!
Jiraiya:? ? ?
Can this be opened to me?
"Okay, we're even, I forgive you." Shen Gong Xiyue said with a smile.
Then he added: "Let's consider it a tie after drinking. If we compete for the third time tomorrow morning, if we lose, you will have to go back to Konoha with me."
Unexpectedly, Tsunade refused without hesitation: "Not tomorrow, I have something big to do tomorrow."
"What's the big deal?" Shen Gong Xiyue asked in confusion.
"Tomorrow I will sweep the casinos here. I have been lucky recently. I will seize this opportunity to win back everything I lost before." Tsunade said solemnly.
Shen Gong Xiyue: "..."
If Tsunade could really sweep all the casinos in Kusagakure Village, he would eat them on the spot!
Taking a breath, he asked again: "When do you want to compete?"
Tsunade rubbed her chin with her slender fingers and thought for a moment before saying, "Give me three days to prepare."
If you can't beat him, just run away. He will definitely not return to Konoha anyway!
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