Naruto: I just want to show off but I'm too busy

After the alcohol in the body was eliminated, Shen Gong Xiyue's originally chaotic mind gradually became clear.

He stood up and came to Tsunade's side, shaking her slightly.

"Tsunade, Tsunade, are you really drunk?"

"Bah chirp, bah chirp."

Shen Gong Xiyue: "?"

Is this the legendary food-addicted person?

"Every day I hold a wine bottle and brag about how good I am at drinking. So that's it?" Shen Gong Xiyue mocked disdainfully.

Arceus:? ? ? (camel style doubt)

Good guy, I've done it for nothing again.

Let the father pretend that his son is just a tool.

Co-author You were not drunk just now, were you?

Forget it, bear with it, who calls him his father?

Seeing that Tsunade wouldn't wake up no matter how she screamed, Jingu Xiyue simply hugged Princess Tsunade.

Anyway, the hotel is not far from here, so I might as well carry her back alone.

On the way back to the hotel, while Tsunade was drunk, Jingu Xiyue began to complain.

"Why do you think you have so many things to do? If you just go back to Konoha with me, I can save a lot of time."

"And you are gambling too. If you keep gambling like this, even if you are the granddaughter of the First Hokage, the princess of Konoha will lose her entire family."

"Also, please tell me that you are already old and you haven't found a boyfriend until now. You really want to be alone forever, right? It's really a waste of your explosive figure."

After saying everything she wanted to say in one breath, Shen Gong Xiyue felt that her breathing became much smoother, and she felt completely comfortable.

"Shingong Xiyue!"

!!!

"What, what's wrong?" Shen Gong Xiyue was covered in cold sweat. Isn't this guy pretending to be drunk?

If she was really pretending to be drunk, Tsunade would have more or less given herself a taste of her strange power based on how she had just complained about her.

And at this distance, Tsunade's fist is 100% sure to hit. If she hits her hard like this...

Although he has the power of an immortal body and Yang, and can recover instantly from any serious injury, the pain is real.

Please, it hurts a lot!

"You stinky brat, you definitely can't beat me if you drink!"

"I Tsunade, I..."

Shen Gong Xiyue: "..."

Good guy, it turns out that what you said was drunken talk. Shen Gong Xiyue took a breath and tried to take as few beatings as possible.

……

"Phew, we finally arrived at the hotel."

After Tsunade muttered those two sentences, she stopped talking. Jingu Xiyue carried her directly to the room where she lived.

After gently placing Tsunade on the bed, Jingu Xiyue stared at her for a while.

Her pretty face is still rosy, and her heart-shaped lips look particularly alluring. The tea-green robe has long been taken off, leaving only the gray loose sleeveless top and dark blue trousers.

"Why don't you take off your shoes too?" In line with the concept of a good person doing his best, Jingu Xiyue took off Tsunade's hat so that she could sleep more comfortably.

What, did you say you have foot odor?

Just kidding, Tsunade is a master of medicine, so she must have used some kind of medicine to get rid of her foot odor.

Moreover, there seems to be a slight violet aroma.

cough cough.

Jingu Xiyue didn't have any strange habits, she just accidentally smelled it when she was helping Tsunade slip on her shoes.

Standing there and staring at her for a while, Shen Gong Xiyue's expression was serious. After a moment, he whispered: "It's really white, big, and round."

No, I won't be able to control myself if I keep staying like this, so I'd better leave as soon as possible.

If the other party is rational, Jingu Xiyue doesn't mind having something happen with Tsunade, but now that she is drunk and unable to think at all, he will not take advantage of others.

However, just as he was about to leave, Tsunade suddenly said: "Don't leave, my sister won't allow you to leave."

elder sister?

Jingu Xiyue's mouth twitched. Tsunade was five years older than her...well, she could barely call her sister.

"Don't go, don't go!"

Before he could think about it, Tsunade's almost pleading voice reached Jingu Xiyue's ears again.

He felt something was wrong. Tsunade seemed not to be talking about herself, but to her dead brother, Naoki.

Tsunade, is this... a nightmare?

Jingu Xiyue returned to Tsunade's bed again. Looking at Tsunade's frown, he stretched out his hand to help her smooth it.

"Naoki, it's my sister's fault, please come back soon." Just when he made up his mind to reach out his hand, a tear slipped from the corner of Tsunade's eyes.

Jingu Xiyue froze on the spot. After a moment, he still stretched out his hand, but this time he changed the direction and landed on the corner of Tsunade's eyes, wiping away the trace of tears for the other party.

"The Rope Tree...maybe I can actually resurrect him."

From the moment she awakened the Kaleidoscope until now, Shen Gong Xiyue has never used the ability of his right eye. It's not that he doesn't want to use it, but that the power is too complicated.

"Turning falsehood into something real, turning dreams into reality."

Thousands of things in the world, as long as you understand them well enough, know their existence, and believe in their reality, they can all be manifested through the pupil power of your right eye, including humans.

This is the ability of Shen Gong Xiyue's right eye, and its name is - Real Dream

It's just that if you want to resurrect a person, you need to be reincarnated in the dirty earth.

Because human beings are different from other dead things. As long as they are living things, they have their souls, and the same is naturally true for humans.

Shen Gong Xiyue cannot use the power of his right eye to materialize other people's souls. Currently, the only known techniques that can call souls back from the Pure Land are Reincarnation and Reincarnation.

Just use the pupil technique of your right eye to create an empty humanoid shell, and inject an appropriate amount of yang power and yin power into it.

Then use the dirty land reincarnation to bring the rope tree's soul back from the pure land, and finally guide it into his new body, so the rope tree can be resurrected.

Compared with reincarnation, he does not need to pay the price of his life; compared with the false resurrection of reincarnation in the dirty earth, he is real.

Moreover, the real dream also has a function that they do not have. It can materialize dead objects out of thin air, such as the ten-fist sword that Orochimaru has been looking for; and the ninja tool left by the Sage of Six Paths.

As long as Shen Gong Xiyue can see them with her own eyes or indirectly understand their existence deeply, she can recreate them through her own fantasy.

However, this pupil technique also has disadvantages, that is, the CD is too long, and it takes five years between uses.

At first, Jingu Xiyue wanted to resurrect Nohara Lin, but he found that Nohara Lin's soul was not in the Pure Land at all and could not be recalled through the Reincarnation in the Dirty Land.

Although the resurrection failed, Shen Gong Xiyue speculated that Lin's soul either dissipated directly or did not enter the Pure Land at all, and the soul still stayed somewhere.

Probably waiting for the person she wants to wait for, and going on the road with him or them...