I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

"Gulu gulu, gulu gulu."

"My dear, please slow down, I'm afraid you will become the first fish to be choked to death by the water."

Seeing Xinhai pick up a large bowl and pour it into his mouth, Bai Xun couldn't help but persuade.

Aya Rei leaned into his ear and teased: "Could it be that Xinhai is a freshwater fish?"

Makes sense.

After finally taking a breath, Xinhai began to tell why she took the bait.

As she said.

She originally had a good eye on Kang in the secret base of the Coral Palace to cultivate her sentiments, which was normal.

Suddenly I found a copy of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" on the table, but aren't there seven countries in Teyvat?

She was curious.

But she just picked up the book and read it with gusto. Suddenly her surroundings became hazy, and a suction force dragged her forward.

"Then why don't you let go of the book?"

Beidou asked.

Xinhai shook his head: "I haven't finished reading yet. Closing the book after reading only half of a chapter is simply more uncomfortable than when Qi Liangliang met Wulang!"

"..."

"By the way, let's go back quickly. Just now Goro was about to come in to deliver food. I saw that he was interested, so I asked him to wait outside."

Xinhai stood up and walked out, "Wulang is too honest. He takes everything he says as a military order. If I don't call him, he can stand outside the door all day. By the way, this is not far from the Coral Palace. Bar?"

"Oh, it's not far. The Death Star is moving at full speed. It will arrive in five days and five nights."

"what??"

"Hey, hehe."

I feel sorry for Goro.

Bai Xun was amazed. He didn't expect that this "everything can be fished" talent works like this. Some things can be fished, and even if they are teleported, they can be fished.

"Just send a message to Goro."

Aya Rei reminded.

Xinhai's eyes suddenly brightened, and he took out his mobile phone repeatedly and said thanks: "Thank you, beautiful lady."

[Xinhai: Wulang, are you there? Don’t be afraid of what I’m going to say next! 】

[Wu Lang: Master Military Advisor, I am a general. I am not afraid. Just say whatever you want. 】

[Xinhai: I was reading a book just now, and I saw that I was being caught as a fish. I am now in Liyue. Do you understand what I mean? Don't wait for me. You will handle military affairs these days. 】

[Goro: You mean, you read a book and traveled through time, right? 】

[Xinhai: The one who knows me is Wu Lang. 】

[Goro: Yes, I understand. It is indeed a scam. This is the fifth time this month.

I warn you, Mr. Coral Palace is in the small house in front of me. If you want to prove that you are Mr. Coral Palace, then you have to make a noise! 】

[Xinhai: Go in and take a look, am I still there? 】

[Goro: As a general, you should have the consciousness of a general. If Lord Coral Palace doesn’t say anything, I won’t enter! 】

[Xinhai: Then just stand, and forget it. 】

[Goro: Okay. 】

……

For a moment, everyone was silent.

Until Bai Xun asked: "Are you interested in the Demon God's wife?"?

There is such a thing! ?

In a blink of an eye.

A group of people already knew a thing or two from Bai Xun's mouth and made a plan.

Xinhai stood on the side of the ship and took off his clothes that were in the way, because Bai Xun took out a swimsuit from his magic pocket.

The snow-white skin has nowhere to hide, and the proud little buns are lively and cute.

want to eat.

Beidou tied the rope around her waist, and Xinhai would go down with Ossel's death certificate later. The main thing was to announce the good news at her door.

"I've flown a kite before, but this is my first time flying a mermaid."

Beidou smiled awkwardly.

The sailor came over and asked curiously: "Boss, why does my adoptive father keep having a nosebleed?"

"As a man, he is young and vigorous. It is normal for him to get angry when he sees such scenery."

"But Miss Ayarei is also suffering from a nosebleed."

"what?"

Beidou turned around and looked.

Below the sea of ​​hearts, Bai Xun and Ling Ling raised their heads with smiles and watched carefully, holding on to the railing with one hand and wiping nosebleeds with the other.

The movements are surprisingly consistent, and the expressions are indistinguishable.

Almost like a person.

Plop, my heart skipped a beat.

……

More than ten minutes passed.

Gulu gulu, the sea of ​​​​mind came to the surface, waved his hand and said: "She said she can let us in!"

next second.

A channel suddenly opened out of thin air on the sea surface not far away. The sea water consciously avoided it, and several bubbles condensed into it.

Beidou arranged for his men to guard the ship. He took the lead and jumped into the bubble.

"Although Bashi is not as powerful as Osel, she is still enough to swallow us all in one breath. Why are you looking for her?"

Aya Rei asked curiously.

Bai Xun pointed to the distance: "I want to ride her... um..."

Halfway through the words, Aya Rei covered his mouth and whispered: "Is it allowed to say this kind of thing out loud? Can't we do it quietly?"

"I mean, I want her to carry us to Inazuma, so we can get there in one day."

"..."

In the blink of an eye, a few people arrived at Bashi's Dragon Palace. After entering here, they were able to breathe normally in the water. It was like a Fendan pill.

The area here is very large, one road is as wide as half of Liyue Port, and the place surrounded by ocean currents in the distance is Bashi's lair.

Not close yet.

A huge figure could already be seen swinging inside, and a bell-like voice came: "Only one can come in! If you don't satisfy me, everyone will be buried together!!"

"I go!"

Beidou took a step forward resolutely, but Bai Xun and Aya Rei stopped him.

The two of them were fighting over each other, and everyone was dumbfounded. Facing a monster of this level, they actually fought so hard and were not afraid of threats. They were really a model for the times.

"I go."

"You're a girl, what are you doing there?"

"Leave me alone?"

"Are you going there for a purpose?"

"I can grind the tofu, but it's not your turn anyway!"

"No! Do you think I'm going to do that kind of thing? I'm the future, and I'm your brother. It's very dangerous inside. The brother must protect his sister, do you understand?"

After all, Bai Xun's acting skills are really superb, and every sentence is full of profound meaning.

Aya Rei suddenly shut up, stamped her feet, and said, "Okay, you can play sexy tricks for me. Don't you know that girls like this the most? I'm sorry for your sister!"

"..."

In the end, Bai Xun went alone.

Several people came to a stone door and watched him walk in.

"Don't worry! I'll go negotiate with her!"

Beidou waved his hand and said: "Brother, walk slowly!"

The sailor was also completely conquered by Bai Xun's personality charm and shouted: "I will recognize you as my foster father in the next life!"

"Okay, we've settled."

Clang.

The stone door closed and Bai Xun walked through the passage alone. Strangely, the huge passage was gradually getting smaller.

Even the huge shadow in the distance is getting smaller.

When Bai Xun pushed open the last curtain, there was only a graceful woman left inside. She had beautiful eyes and skin as white as snow.

Sitting on the edge of the bed, he had a sad look on his face.

"He's dead, really?" The woman opened her lips lightly.

"Yes, impulse blinded his eyes. The Seven Stars of Liyue and the immortals worked together to blow him into a molecular structure. Don't look at it when he gathered together, but when he spread out, he looked like a sky full of stars. It's so beautiful!"

"you wanna die!"

Bashi was furious and raised his hand to strangle Bai Xun invisibly, about to kill him.

Bai Xun interrupted: "This is what he said. When he dies, he will turn into stars, merge into the sea, and stay with you."

"Really, really?"

As soon as she let go of her hand, Bashi staggered back to sit on the bed. She never dreamed that Osel had such deep affection for her.

Bai Xun secretly smiled: "Of course it's fake. He only cares about buying you at a good price. I'm the only one who can afford it. No one else dares to accept it."

"it is true."

Bai Xun walked over gently, handed her a piece of paper, and continued to trick her, "Brother Osel found me at the last moment and asked me to tell you that there is no need to avenge him. The Seven Stars of Liyue are all bad guys and you can't fight against them." .

He just wants you to live well, live well with me, listen to my arrangements, obey my words, and never resist..."

"Ok?"

Bashi raised his head and glanced, why did something seem wrong the more he heard it?

"Ahem, what Brother Osel means is that he is dead, but you should be reborn. He hopes that I can take you out of this endless deep sea.

Follow me, obey me, I will take you to experience the most beautiful fireworks in the world. "

"Just leave me alone and I'll think about it."

Bashi replied tangledly, pulled up the curtain, and walked back and forth alone.

At this time, there was a knock on the door outside.

Bai Xun simply ran back, opened the door and stuck his head out.

Everyone hurriedly gathered around.

Aya Zero asked: "How's it going? Is the negotiation going well?"

"It's okay. We're halfway through the negotiation. She's very cooperative so far."

"What's half?"

"Well... I've already paid it, but I haven't gotten involved yet."

Bai Xun replied, waved his hand and retracted to close the door.