I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

Over the endless sea, dark clouds are gathered by strong winds.

Between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a small boat drifting.

"Miss, please pay attention to your image. Although you are not at home, and although the other person is indeed handsome, how can you spend the night in the other person's room..."

The servants looked complaining but dared not say anything. If they hadn't seen it when they were cleaning in the morning, something big might have happened.

Fortunately, after a long time of checking, the second lady was still intact. He didn't want the second lady to run out alone and be two people when she got home.

In that case, the head of the family will kill him!

"I see."

Ling Ling muttered and muttered quietly, "He is my half-brother with a different surname. We have a good relationship. What's wrong with sleeping together?"

"What did you say?"

The servant has very sharp ears. He can hear two or three sentences from a long distance, and he quickly questions them.

"Haha, it's nothing, I'm going to practice sword practice."

Aya Rei laughed, hung up his saber and slipped out.

When he arrived at the bow of the ship, Bai Xun had already gotten up. He was sitting on a deck chair, soaking in the first breath of haze in the morning.

As I got closer, I could still hear him reciting poems.

"The Luoxia and the lonely duck are flying together... I just want to be chased by Linghua."

Uh... Aya Rei sighed, so will culture be lost? He obviously received higher education from the Kamisato family, so why is he so poorly educated?

"Yo, you're here!"

Bai Xun noticed someone behind him, turned around, smiled, and called her over, "I slept inexplicably well yesterday, and I'm in a very good state of mind."

"I know."

Aya Rei nodded and asked speechlessly, "You dreamed that Kamisato Ayaka let you hold her to sleep, right?"

Bai Xun perked up: "How do you know?"

"You fucking hugged me! You almost strangled me to death! I really want to cut you with a knife and make you my sister!"

afternoon.

Bai Xun squatted in the corner and opened the system: "Xiao Tongzi, the chapter of the Guhua Sect has ended. What is the reward?"

"Well... let me take a look, I found it. Congratulations on getting the "First-order Delayed Sword Technique": it enters an unstable high-delay state when used, and can force a 50-50 draw with ordinary Eye of God holders. The disadvantage is A small amount of damage will be lost due to network fluctuations. "

"Congratulations on acquiring the talent skill "Everything Can Be Fished": Throw out the fishing rod anytime and anywhere, and you will be able to catch fish 5% of the time. The disadvantage is that the probability of catching fish is only %.

The first catch of the day will have a big luck bonus! Every time you catch a fish, your luck value will be greatly reduced until it returns to zero. The luck value is reset daily.

At the same time, the quality of shipment is also related to the fishing area, Feng Shui, time and solar terms, etc. "

"What? As soon as I got the fishing talent, I can catch everything but fish?"

"Yes, master, you must not underestimate it. It is a god-level talent. Those with good luck can catch something amazing!"

"Don't you know how I traveled here?"

"I know, you have a litter of seventy-seven, and you have maintained the reputation of "Original God Lin Zhengying" all year round, so that the rough stones have dried up, and you have no choice but to stay up all night reading the forest book, and finally die beautifully and come to this world.

Oh, well, this talent seems quite useless to you. "

"..."

……

It didn't take long.

The boat arrived at the point marked on the map, which was the bridal chamber of the wife of Osel, the devil of the whirlpool.

"This is it." Aya Zero looked over from a distance.

"Well, that's right!"

Bai Xun compared the drawings and pointed at the sea surface, "It's quite hidden. Osel's wife, pull it out!"

"It's Bashi... Do you have any culture?"

Aya Rei rubbed her temples, feeling worried when she thought about her lack of knowledge in the future.

Isn’t it good to unplug and plug in? If someone writes his story into a book in the future, and the author is not educated enough, there is no need to look it up in a dictionary.

"But how do we get in?"

"Damn it, you can't spoil her!"

Bai Xun rolled up his sleeves, dropped his jacket, opened his belt and was about to jump, but fortunately his servants stopped him.

"Don't mess around. All creatures in Teyvat are easily soluble in water. This is not Fontaine."

.

Several people sat around and thought seriously for a while, but still had no clue.

"One to three."

"Yes to ten."

"I'm sorry."

"Hurry up, I've waited so long that the flowers have withered!"

"Wang Bang!"

……

"Miss, miss, stop playing around, a ship is coming! It looks like a pirate!"

"Ok?"

The two dropped their cards and looked at each other.

There is indeed a big ship coming at a very fast speed, and it looks like it will be there in ten minutes.

"Don't panic."

Bai Xun waved his hand to calm his morale, "I don't have any money. If the other party takes advantage of her, I will take advantage of her."

"What about the second lady?"

"Her? Apart from Captain Beidou who can kill Haisen, I'm afraid no one in this sea can take the blow from your second young lady."

"Then...what about me?"

The servant pointed at himself tremblingly.

"You? I will take good care of your family. Do you still have a younger sister at home who is not married? I can also take care of you for those who are married."

Bai Xun patted the person on the shoulder, his face full of seriousness.

"..."

ten minutes later.

A big knife lay in front of him.

The flag of the Omen of Death was planted on the faces of the three people.

Beidou took a sip of wine, looked at them and greeted them: "This sea route is not open. In addition, even a three-year-old pirate knows that there is a mutated sea beast that escaped from Rice Wife in this area.

Even the boat of the Fools has to hide away. You three can't come here to fish, right? "

"Well, pirate sister, we..."

The servant was so frightened that he was sweating profusely, but after all, he was the eldest among the three, and the head of the family specially ordered him to take care of the safety of the second young lady.

So even if there are bullets flying towards him, he must go up and take them! This is called sincerity!

Bai Xun stopped him and went forward alone: ​​"Captain Beidou, I! I'm just here to fish, no, okay? I'm rich, I love surfing, and I'm bringing my wife and housekeeper for excitement. , can you take care of it?"

"you……"

Beidou smashed the wine jar, but couldn't hold back a word.

According to experience, most of these ships are accidentally entered by mistake. She is just a habitual fiercer, scaring these ignorant guys back. The other party will piss off on the spot and basically won't come again.

But today, this kid is a bit... arrogant.

"Huh, you have such a good body, are you here fishing? I think the fish is fishing for you, right?"

A tall and thick sailor came up and smiled.

Bai Xun also smiled back: "Hey, look at you like that, you are as thick as a cylinder but not as tall as a vat. You are cold during the day and arrogant at night. The master is in front of you and pretending to be cool, and you are laughing next to you!

I'm going to fish here today. If I catch something, you can call me foster father! dare? "

"My nanny..."

The sailor was so angry that he was about to swear.

In the end, Beidou had a sharp eye and reached out to stop him.

Instead, he threw a can of something from behind, pointed at it and said, "I gave you this bait. If you fish now, you can catch something in half an hour. I, Beidou, will be the first to call you big brother."

Seeing that the other party really started to take out the fishing rod, Beidou couldn't help but smile.

She knows the sea here very well. There are mutated sea beasts around, demonic remnants in the depths, and ordinary fish have long since died and disappeared.

"Stop fishing. I'll go up and chop her. If I can't chop her, I'll sit down and cry. Beidou is a good person and won't argue with a cute girl who is in contrast."

Ling Ling pulled Bai Xun down and said.

"..."

Have I ever been so shameless before? Bai Xun glanced at her in surprise, but still refused, and whispered, "Have you forgotten, who are we two? Hanging on the wall! If I say I can fish, I can fish!"

Bai Xun walked forward and took a look at the can of bait. Kicked away.

He took out a copy of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" from his pocket and put on the fishhook.

Throw the rod directly.

"what???"

Beidou almost fell off the boat. She had never seen any kind of fisherman in her life, but fishing with books...

What kind of fish likes to read?

Seeing the book sink to the bottom quickly after being stained with water, I fell into silence for a while.

Beidou shook his head, turned around and ordered: "Go, get some Mora, and give them some food. It's so pitiful that they go crazy at such a young age."

The sailor ran into the warehouse and hurriedly brought up a bucket of fish and was about to send it down.

Bai Xun's fishing line was suddenly pulled violently.

"Took the bait!"

"Huh?" Sailor wiped his eyes and wiped Beidou's eyes as well.

A whole boatload of people came over to wipe their eyes.

The sea here is cleaner than Zhongli's wallet. What can we catch?

"Help me! Big deal!"

Shiro called out, and Aya Rei hurriedly came up and hugged his hand.

I saw a pink thing gradually floating up from the bottom of the water.

Bai Xun couldn't help but look at it.

The more I look at it, the more familiar it seems.

Until, wow! A girl emerged from the sea, with pink hair and soaked white silk. She looked panicked but still clutched the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in her hand.

She really loves reading, I cried to death.

I'll be a good boy.

Bai Xun and Ling Ling said in unison: "Xin Hai?"

Beidou swallowed and looked around in panic: "Boy...oh no, big brother!"

Seeing this, the sailor also jumped down with the fish in his arms, and fell to his knees in confusion: "Father!"