I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

Dihuazhou.

It's half past two in the morning, not long after it gets dark, and Master Mandrill, who has just turned eighteen this year, is about to get off work.

A day's work is undoubtedly tiring, and the security of the entire Dihua Continent depends on him alone. Is this a sense of responsibility? Or is it because of his deep love for the land of Liyue?

neither.

It's because of the labor contract,

But for Master Mandrill, who has rich life experience, this is nothing. He has his own way of survival.

As an immortal! Yes, he is an immortal, but because of his height, he is often watched when he educates the disobedient Qiuqiu people.

Liyue's mother, who always came from outside the venue, took one look at it and thought that the fierce little guy was an ignorant brat in her family. Then she rushed up to him, grabbed his ears and cursed him.

Mandrill usually does not fight back, and only mentions it when reporting work to the emperor.

"Emperor, this month... I have had my ears pulled twelve times... Yesterday, I even had my butt slapped."

"Just bear with it a little longer. After this year, I will transfer you to Tianheng Mountain."

"Ah."

Mandrill didn't talk much to the emperor because he understood him well enough.

After nodding his head, Mandrill would turn around and leave, secretly rejoicing that, yes, he would have his ears plucked in another place.

At 12 o'clock in the evening, Mandrill will go to Wangshu Inn to sit for a while.

The wind there comes from Mondstadt and is very free, and the scenery there is beautiful.

But what does this have to do with him?

He just went to the last free table every day and had two bowls of almond tofu for free, one bowl for dine-in and one bowl for takeout.

.

At this moment, Master Mandrill is almost finishing his work for the day.

He was probably in the reed marsh.

That area has poor visibility but good sound insulation. It has always been a place where accidents often occur due to Qiuqiu's humanity and disasters. It is his duty to kill evil before it occurs!

Whoosh!

A flash of green light suddenly flashed, accompanied by very dynamic background music:

(Beibei beibei~Let go let go~) It seems like a dream! Destiny is determined!

You~exist! I~ deep in my mind! In my dream! In my heart, in my singing...

Whoosh~

"Two beasts, let's die! Boring! Boring!"

Whizzing!

"Bold Qiuqiu people! You dare to sleep here today, and tomorrow you dare to sleep on God's head. I will never let you stay!"

I saw a strong wind blowing all over the reed marsh. After a long time,

Master Mandrill then walked out with a green spear.

The world is so big~Why did we meet~

The singing also followed from far to near.

[Mandrill: There was no such strange singing around me at that time. 】

[Group leader Lao Liu: I know, I matched these, let me pick a few more for you to listen to~]

"The screen suddenly relayed to the team configuration page"

There was a bang and Bennett appeared.

"Good luck comes to you. Good luck brings joy and love. Good luck comes to us. Good luck comes to us. With good luck, we may prosper and connect the world."

[Bennett: Uh, haha~ It suits me quite well. 】

Cut people.

Diluc twisted his wrist, picked up his sword and charged forward.

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ~"

Manyo draws his sword - face the blast~

Yi Dou went crazy——wahahahaha~ah, ahhahahahaha,

Qi Liangliang Rainbow Cat——Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan~

The young master bids farewell to the winter capital forever—Suka Bulie~唔~唔~唔唔

[Group leader Lao Liu: The space is limited, please go to the group to download more content, and continue with the main film——]

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on the screen.

Mandrill returned to a dilapidated temple and swept away the ashes as usual. It was dark inside, but he was already familiar with it and didn't need to see it.

There is a statue of the emperor in the temple.

Mandrill put down Pu Yuan and came to the statue based on his feeling and worshiped: "Bless me, there will be no mosquitoes tonight."

"..."

Yes, it had been a tiring day, and if there was really danger, he wouldn't mind spending more time on vigilance, or casting spells to form a formation.

But now he just wanted to relax and have a good night's sleep, even though the immortal didn't need rest.

And mosquitoes! !

It was Mandrill who was the first creature who felt that he must completely kill the nine tribes and avoid future troubles forever.

Ugh.

Unpacking the almond tofu, Mandrill scooped up a spoonful and sent it back in front of the dark body.

"The emperor eats first..."

Zhongli: Thank you, I won’t eat it.

[Liu Yun: It turns out that the Great Sage of Conquering Demons, who is usually very serious about his words, likes to add drama in private. 】

[Zie Yue: Hahaha~ Isn’t this just like that kid Shen He when he was a kid? He said, "It's okay," and quietly came over at night and took off the legs of my table. He was stunned and said: "Table legs are also legs, they can run by themselves, can't they?" '】

[Liu Yun:...]

【elf:……】

[Gan Yu: But, isn’t the leader of the Guhua Sect coming over to surprise the Great Sage of Conquering Demons? 】

[Li Shui: Hiss! Yes, judging from the distance, he should have arrived. 】

Everyone hurriedly concentrated their attention and stared at the screen.

I saw that in the darkness, Mandrill had not yet taken back the spoon.

Suddenly there was a swallowing sound in front of him.

"Thank you, Great Sage Mandrill. I came in such a hurry that I really didn't have a midnight snack."

"Ok?"

Mandrill was stunned, is there anyone? Right in front of you? Then why can't I detect any breath? With his Yaksha power, even an emperor would never be able to hide him at such a close distance.

uncertain.

Give it another try.

Mandrill scooped up another spoonful and handed it over.

"Ok?"

Now it was Qin Shu's turn to be stunned. Didn't he hear? Could it be that you are not afraid? Why not afraid? I'm worried!

Not sure, just take another bite.

Qin Shu opened his mouth, took the spoon and sucked it in, it felt so cool.

Family members, Mandrill feed me tofu.

"There is really someone!!"

Mandrill grabbed He Puyuan, and the stream of light surrounded the gun body, illuminating the entire temple in an instant.

clang!

The sword and the gun clashed violently, and the two sides distanced themselves.

"who are you?"

"Me? Monkey King, yes!"

"Qi Tian...the Great Sage?"

Mandrill frowned and thought for a moment. It sounded familiar, but he couldn't remember it. "It doesn't sound like a local Yasha. What do you want to do here?"

Qin Shu waved his hand: "Don't be like this. I'm new here. The emperor sent me to compete with you to test my strength."

"Discussion?"

Mandrill lowered his guard. If he were an emperor, it would be reasonable to recruit new followers.

"Yup!"

Qin Shu waved his hand, and the two of them were on the ground in an instant, "Oh, by the way, the emperor emphasized that you should show your senior demeanor and give me 30%."

Although he was a little skeptical, Mandrill nodded: "Okay!"

[Ke Lai: He obviously already has the strength of the god realm, but he still wants to fool others into giving up 30%. He is a dog... Oh, I'm sorry, I said swear words. 】

[Tinari: It’s okay, Collet, every word has its own special meaning. If you are not allowed to say it, then what’s the point of creating this word? 】

[Ke Lai: So that’s it! Thank you Master, then I will open my heart.

[Ke Lai:???||???||?|? 60”]

Voice to text (this actually deceives others into giving up 30%, you are so fucking **** you look like that, sooner or later ****Emperor **Barbatos*** is so shameless, fuck you*...) 】

[Tinari: Uh... Collet, that's not what I meant. 】

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Wendy: Did she just scold me along with her?