I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

[Group leader Lao Liu: Arrange your time reasonably and enjoy a healthy life. Next, a public service announcement will be inserted.

At the same time, 100 molas of sponsorship will be deducted from all Tevat owners, and the balance will be deducted if the amount is less than 100 molas. 】

[Kaia: Is this also called a public service announcement? 】

[Group leader Lao Liu: Yes, ads that incorporate public interests, do you understand that the special effects are very expensive? 】

[Pantaronie: It doesn’t matter. 】

[Ningguang: I don’t feel it. 】

[Dolly: Would you mind deducting more? Those who don’t know think that I, Dolly, can’t afford it. 】

[Zhongli: This...]

[Mona: My... wallet! Alas, does anyone collect second-hand hats? Second-hand astrologers can also...]

[Kaia: Freeze it! my account! 】

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[The commercial starts playing. 】

The screen expands.

The spring breeze is warm and the grass is green.

It is the land of freedom, the hometown of wind, Mondstadt.

[Sora: So far everything is fine. 】

Clang.

The camera fell on the Cat Tail Tavern, the door was opened, and the bartender Diona shook the water with a cat and gave in with a side kick, kicking the cuckold drunkard out.

"When you come to Mao Tail Tavern, you don't pet the cat or me, you just drink! How much does a drink cost? You don't pay Maura for drinking, you pay credits! Are you fooling me with this? We kids are the worst at trust. "

Maomao put his hands on his hips with a mocking look on his face.

The cuckold got up aggrievedly, and it turned out to be Wendy. This was not surprising.

He left slowly and found the angel's gift, but found a sign saying: "Poor ghosts and gods are not allowed to enter."

Woohoo.

Born as a god, he felt defeated, everything he did was wrong, what was the use of the power of the wind? It still cannot change the tragic fact that "no child labor will be accepted, and no skilled workers will be accepted" in the recruitment information.

If given a chance, he vowed to change his powers.

"Hello, young man, I can make your dream come true!"

"Who? What a nice voice."

"I am Istar, the Demon of Time."

"The Demon of Time!"

Wendy turned to look and frowned, "Why are you a stickman?"

"..."

Ahem, "The model is still being built, and the script is still being filled in. In short, I can exchange powers with you, and you will have the ability to briefly go back in time! And you will get a chance to be resurrected."

"Zundu fake..."

"Snapped!"

The stickman gave Wendy a slap and said, "Don't mess with this, cough, the power has been exchanged, go and change your miserable life, hahahaha~ cough, oops, the phlegm is stuck."

……

Wendy was so happy that she jumped thirty meters high.

With this power, you can easily make up for all your mistakes and always make the most correct decision!

He no longer has to worry about accidentally trampling twelve pigeons to death every time he goes to town, causing Timmy to be sad!

Just thinking,

He couldn't wait to step on it again. Timmy was about to cry when he waved and turned back time.

It really works! It's like nothing happened.

then……

Wendy couldn't help but step on it thirty more times. What fun!

Well, in short, let's find a high-paying job first and change this miserable life.

Shortly after.

Wendy became Captain Qin's personal bodyguard.

Soon, during a secret siege of Barbara Gray's industry, the two fell into crisis.

The enemy's musket was already on Qin's head: "Stop investigating Barbara's pirated CD. Can I not know whether it is pirated?"

The original version is not as long as the pirated version at all! Don’t you know what was deleted? Stop it! "

Wendy on the side just smiled.

"Don't worry, Captain! With my ability, no matter how many times you are shot, you can recover as before!! I swear in the name of Barbatos, the God of Wind!"

"That's great, you bastard, fire away."

Jean had never been so confident.

The other party looked at it, then silently put the gun to Wendy's head.

"Wait! You..."

boom!

Wendy, died.

But it doesn't matter, he still has a chance to be resurrected!

Time goes back to three minutes ago.

The musket was pressed against Captain Qin's head again.

The enemy continued to repeat: "Stop investigating... stop it!"

Silence for a long time...

No one spoke.

Qin gave her a hard look: Wendy Knight, have you forgotten any lines?

Wendy (burying her head and saying nothing)

boom!

Commander Qin, die!

……

The boss is gone and Wendy is unemployed.

He returned home dejectedly and threw a bunch of sweet flowers for his little Twalin.

Perhaps, there are more advanced uses of time retrospection!

"That's right! I can keep using this power until time returns to the most successful moment in my life. I want to turn that moment into eternity!"

Bursts of light began to appear in the room, and it was Wendy who was desperately using her skills.

Tevalin was forced to eat Flash all night.

In the early morning, Wendy fell to the ground, wanting to cry without tears.

It's useless at all. His life is a failure and there is no highlight at all.

At the age of 1000, he was the last of the Seven Gods in terms of strength.

He became addicted to alcohol when he was 2000 years old.

The 3000-year-old confessed to Thunderbolt and was declined.

Kicked out of the witch guild at the age of 3500.

Now, he is in poverty and his future is dark.

Wendy walked on the road in Mondstadt until she reached Liyue.

There was a lot of noise in the front.

It turned out that Emperor Yanwang was thrown from the Jade Pavilion by Qixing, and Morax almost fell into Mora.

"You're pampered! You're working hard! You're taking orders at dinner parties! How can you deserve the position of emperor? There is no place for you in Liyue!"

Qixing put down his harsh words and drove away from Qunyu Pavilion.

The emperor climbed up with a cane and shed tears amidst people's discussion.

What use does he need the power of this rock? If you give him another chance! He would rather give up!

"My wish can come true!"

"Who?"

The emperor turned his head, "Barbatos!"

"Old man, I can exchange power with you, and you will gain the ability to rewind time..."

The screen gradually went black as the emperor jumped thirty meters high.

Only a line of white words appeared: A happy life must be created with one's own hands. Those who fail can only reach the other side of failure by taking shortcuts.

[The commercial ends and the final scene of the feature film will continue to play later. 】

The barrage was silent for a long time.

People in Teyvat say it takes some time to digest this advanced advertising art.

[Sora: Istaru? This is the second time I have completely looked at a woman. 】

[Paimon: You still have your first time! ! ? 】

[Sora: Yes, I used to see my sister every day when I was a kid. It was so much fun when I was a kid. Do you want to tell you about my sister’s childhood? That's a...]

[Space and Teyvat time and space are disconnected]

[Diluc: What happened to him? 】

[Bai Xun: Probably the brother and sister are reunited and are crying with joy. 】

[Barbara: This advertisement is really disrespectful to Lord Barbatos! 】

[Qin: Yes, how could Lord Barbatos' life be a failure? 】

[Barbara: That’s not the case, I just think that the script writes Lord Barbatos and Wendy the bard as the same person, which is really blasphemous to Lord Barbatos! 】

[Wendy:...Uh. 】