I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

[Let’s make do with a 4000-word chapter, and I’ll sort out my follow-up ideas. 】

"Choose to be ruined at the moment of becoming a god..."

Funina put down her coffee, rolled up her tongue and licked away a trace of residual liquid stuck to the corner of her mouth, then leaned back on the sofa, "It seems like the protagonist of this issue is very unusual, right?"

"How extraordinary can it be? Compared with Lady Funina, he will definitely lose completely in the end."

Bai Xun said in a flattering tone.

"Hmph, that's right! There are seven gods in the world. I wonder which god could be so careless that someone else almost usurps the throne?"

Funina obviously took advantage of Bai Xun's praise, and she became more and more proud. She seemed to have completely forgotten that fifteen minutes ago, she was still the thief who was ready to sell part of her dignity to ask for help.

"Yes, which careless god is it? I also want to know." Bai Xun nodded in agreement.

Funina picked up the cake on the table unceremoniously, took a bite with a very elegant gesture, and said: "But more than this, I am still more curious about which idiot the god of mess put on trial. ?”

"Yeah, which idiot is it?"

Bai Xun looked at her with a smile.

"You, why are you staring at me like that? Do you also want to go to jail for blasphemy?"

snort! Funina put her hands on her hips, and the bath towel began to fall down. She also squatted down and covered herself in fear.

Bai Xun: "..." Actually, I'm not very interested in tablets, so there's no need to be secretive about it.

Take it away. I treat you as a brother. It’s good for us to be honest with each other.

"Ahem, look! God's reaction should be quick!" Funina stood up again, looking as if nothing had happened.

With such an embarrassing tone, are you planning to use your toes to dig out a step for yourself to climb down?

"Ms. Funina, I looked at you because you are good-looking and attractive. I didn't look at it seriously before, so I didn't see enough or see through it. Now that I think about it, I really regret it..."

Bai Xun took out his mobile phone, pulled out a photo and handed it over, "Besides, I already have a girlfriend, so the way I look at you is most likely very innocent."

"Fontaine...there is no law that stipulates that you can only have one girlfriend, right?"

Funina reached out to take his phone with a speechless expression. She was startled twice after just one glance.

The first time was because the woman in the photo... was so big!

The second time was because Bai Xun was more courageous!

"You said this woman is your girlfriend?"

"Yes, Lady Funina! We have a very good relationship and know each other well."

"Pfft~hahaha——"

Fu Nina burst into laughter and burst into tears, gasping and saying, "Don't you know? This woman is the current God of Thunder! Compared to Lord Water God and me, who enjoys being with the people, she is the real one." unreasonable,

If she can be your girlfriend, then so can I, and so can the Ice God, bring the Grass God, Clolinde, Villette, and that fierce "servant", all of them are you. Yes, because your charm is unparalleled! Haha~"

Funina laughed so hard that she trembled. She had not seen anyone dare to brag like this in decades!

Bai Xun didn't say anything, but silently pulled out another photo - he and classmate Xiaoying rolled up the same scarf during the winter solstice, ate the same bowl of rice, and even fed each other into their mouths.

"..."

Funina froze on the spot, her small brain could not support her digesting such a huge amount of information so quickly.

Is that a Ray movie?

Is she really that cold and cold woman in legend?

Why does she look so silly in the photo, just like me?

Clang.

The sound at the door broke the somewhat awkward scene. Bai Xun stood up to check, which finally made Funina feel liberated for a moment...

"Lolila, what's wrong?"

"Oh! A very tall and serious person just came."

Lolila closed the door unsteadily and pointed to the bag in her hand, "He gave me a lot of delicious food, and also said that if Mr. Charlotte doesn't come back, he'll ask me if I'd like to move in with him. .”

"Heh, interesting."

Bai Xun knelt down and rubbed her face, "You refuse..."

"I agree!"

Bai Xun: "..."

Lolila took out a bottle of Fengda from the bag and poured it into her mouth, "Because you said that people should live for themselves, and it was you who gave me my life. It was you who allowed me to recover from grayness." Live your own color...

I won't waste my life anymore! Because now...I am also living for you! That's why I went to him, because... I want to live, but I only live for you! "

Bai Xun narrowed his eyes: "This...actually I..."

"By the way, who are you? I seem...to have forgotten again."

"..."

……

"Oh!!!"

Fu Nina's scream came from the living room, and Bai Xun was so frightened that he turned around and ran back.

He didn't want anything to happen to the most dishonest god in the world in his home, otherwise Merlot Petersburg would become his new forever home.

"What's wrong? Fufu... Lady Funina?"

Bai Xun's mouth smacked.

She turned her face and pointed at the mobile phone screen with a frustrated look: "The live broadcast has started, and it's actually the story of Fontaine!! Ah! Could it be... I am the fool who is being judged?"

"..."

Make a fuss.

Bai Xun instantly put away the AK in his left hand, the grenade in his right hand, and the photo camera in his mouth.

Then he sat back on the sofa, picked up his phone and clicked on the live broadcast.

*

within the screen,

The whole Fontainebleau was immersed in the rain,

The rainy season has clearly passed.

*

[Albedo: Has it started again? The first step to understand the live broadcast: determine the location and timeline. 】

[Navilet: Let me do it for you. This is Fontaine... The timeline is at least three hundred years ago. At that time, I quite believed in God. 】

*

Opécle Opera House,

A trial is being held here,

The accuser is a high-spirited man with a pair of crystal blue eyes, which is very attractive. It is Charlotte Blooming who is already in prison.

It's just that at this time in the live broadcast, he did not use this name to the outside world, but simply chose "Xia"

"Mr. Xia, please state the content of your accusation."

Supreme Inquisitor Navilette gave his scepter a heavy blow.

Charlotte Buming pointed to the accused party - a very wealthy, bloated old man, the owner of Hailu Fengqing Winery, one of the three major wineries in Fontaine, Secabes.

"Lord Villette, I accused Mr. Sekabes of ordering a hundred barrels of fine wine from the winery in his name. When I got it, there were no grapes in the wine? Isn't this a fraud?"

"..."

"That's wine made from grapes, not wine containing grapes! Are you kidding me? Mr. Xia!! As you said, wife wine, do I have to pack my wife for you?" "

Sekabes wiped the cold sweat and thought something had really happened, but he didn't expect it to be such a lunatic.

"Charging Mr. Fang Xia, are you sure you didn't drink excessively before making the accusation?"

Villette frowned.

Charlotte smiled brightly, and slowly took out a stack of photos from the bag: "But... I clearly saw that Mr. Sekabes had a batch of cross-border orders for wine with the theme of "girly style". That's every bottle." It’s really a gift to a shy little girl.”

"Ah!! Then that, that, that..."

Sekabes' legs suddenly weakened. He glanced at the Supreme Judge and hurriedly explained, "Mr.

"Oh!"

Charlotte nodded clearly, then took out a bottle of wine with a label on it, "I have a bottle of wine here that I bought from Mr. Secabas. The theme is actually 'daughter', ha~ is there also a daughter of Secabas?" Where’s the escort service?”

Hu~hu~

Sekabesi was suddenly sweating profusely. Two transactions, the two largest and most error-free transactions, were all caught by someone.

It was almost like grabbing him by the throat.

But Charlotte did not make it clear outright, and obviously wanted benefits. This trial was only a deterrent and a test of attitude. If there was sincerity, a deal could be reached.

He nodded without thinking: "If...Mr. You can pack some fresh grapes and send them over."

"So you admit that there should be grapes in the wine?"

"Uh... admit it!"

Sekabes gritted his teeth and nodded, "Everything you say is right now, let alone grapes, my wife, my sister, my daughter, as long as you don't mess around, I can give it all to you!" Even if you are in front of me, I can bear it!

"Then please ask Mr. Villette to activate the Cardinal Decree."

"..."

Villette was speechless. These two people were doing little things in front of him. Did they really think he couldn't see it?

But obviously this was not a good time to alert the enemy, so he nodded pretending to be nonchalant.

But the result given by the cardinal's decree made him twitch the corner of his mouth and fall directly into doubt.

I saw it read - "Stop smoking, or else, you thief!"

Boom! The whole ground shook.

The source comes from under the Opera House, from inside the Cardinal of Oracles and Judgments!

Turning around, Charlotte Buming was gone.

Villette reacted instantly,

This is a drunkard who is not interested in drinking...

A seemingly absurd trial hides a shady story of human trafficking, which will undoubtedly attract the attention of everyone present, including him, the Supreme Judge!

However, the real purpose of the accuser is another - to decree the Cardinal!

.

"Someone has invaded, lock down the whole place!"

Villette shouted and turned to look at the water goddess Funina on the high platform. She crossed her legs and supported her chin with one hand. Tears were squeezed out of the corners of her eyes because of yawns.

So calm and relaxed?

Is everything under her control?

"Miss Funina."

"what?"

Fu Nina stood up and suddenly woke up, "Death penalty, death penalty!!! This must be the death penalty!!"

"I also think that breaking the decree of the Cardinal is definitely a serious crime among serious crimes. I just hope that I can catch up.

In your opinion, which direction is the right direction to pursue? The moment the oracle ruled that the cardinal was destroyed, as the water god, you must have felt some elemental power fluctuations, right? "

Villette nodded and looked at her, although he felt that she seemed a little too excited.

"Uh...this."

Oh my god, how did I know that a burglar would break into my house while I was taking a nap?

Fufu is just sleepy, just take a nap!

How about just pointing in any direction? No, no! That would be too casual, for a water god! Every decision I make must be carefully considered,

Well, let me, Lord Water God, think about it...

By the way, chase after Feng Danting! There is a cake shop over there, and I heard that there are new products on the market, which melt in your mouth, are soft, sweet and delicious... I have taken into account the color, smell and taste... Well, I have already thought about it carefully!

"By the way, just chase this way, take the main road faster, trust me I didn't poke you!"

"Uh... Miss Funina, are you sure... the other party will take the main road and take the patrol boat to Fontainebleau?"

"Hmph, don't question God's decision, okay? You must know that every second you delay now is giving sinners a chance to escape. Go quickly and remember to buy me two pieces of the latest "Fall Berry Cream Cake". "

……

Outside the Opera House,

A petite figure walked back and forth, wearing a hooded cloak, and even a mask on her face, but the hood had two openings, and two horns emerged from it, proving that she was a beauty.

She was holding a strange device in her arms, blending into the crowd to avoid the gaze of the police.

It wasn't until she had a chance to breathe that she took out a simple communication tool.

"I, I stole it, but... I don't know how to run away, I will be caught!"

Soon, a male voice came out.

"The Inquisitor is a smart man. At this time, you should use a fool's thinking. You go from the front, don't go around the bend and go directly to the patrol boat. I will wait for you there. Act naturally. It will be okay."

"Oh! I learned it. You are so smart. As long as I hang out with you, I won't have to go hungry twice in three days."

She happily put away the communication tools, then hugged the things tightly and quickly turned into the main road.

however,

What greeted her was the majestic figure of the Supreme Inquisitor and the surrounding guards.

Meluxin?

Villette suddenly looked embarrassed. He was the one who brought the Meiluxin race into the Fontaine society. It is not easy for two races that do not understand each other to live in peace.

In this case, every mistake Meluxin makes as the weaker party will be infinitely magnified...

The final tragedy,

He didn't want to suffer it again.

.

"Stop escaping. Your whereabouts have been completely predicted by Lady Funina. Just be obedient and capture her!"

"Uh, but...I'm not called Guaiguai!"

Mei Luxin replied, then rushed forward with her head on her head,

She doesn't have much fighting power, nor is her agility very strong. She doesn't have any special features except that she is petite and flexible.

Then Villette couldn't understand why the other party would let her take on the role of sneaking into the crime, unless the other party thought that success or failure was not important, or that this was a mission in which she could escape unscathed 100% of the time?

He took a deep breath and stepped into the water,

He grabbed Meluxin's left arm without even using too much force out of concern.

But Mei Luxin was very stubborn. She struggled to pull out her hand, turned around and threw a handful of stones that she had hidden in advance.

"Give it all back to you, and I will smash you to death! It hurts to hit someone with a stone!"

she said angrily.

Villette waved his hand to ward off the stones. Feeling a little panicked for no reason, he grabbed Meluxin's cloak and pulled it off.

What appeared in front of him was the skin that was completely burned and twisted from the back to the arms. This beauty looked like it had walked out of a fire. This level of burns could almost be cooked.

But she was really alive, stealing things, and throwing stones at people.

Villette looked at the mask on her face, her eyes gradually blurred, and said, "Carole?"

Mei Luxin glanced at him bitterly: "My name is Lolila!"

Then he threw off his cloak and rushed out.

But Villette failed to catch up. If he caught up, he would be greeted with judgment by this beautiful dew.