I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

Bai Xun left the Oupike Opera House, wandered to the Hailu Port Clinic, skillfully took out the key from the gap in the window sill, and then opened the door.

Come to the front desk,

He got a book from the shelf, opened it, found the corresponding formula in the book, and spent a while preparing two bottles of potion.

"Huh, if you lose your talent, even the quality of the finished product will be a little worse. Let's make do with it."

Relock the door and hide the key.

Bai Xun walked in the twilight, bought cakes and a large bottle of juice. He saw Momang Palace from a distance, shook his head and sighed.

Who is not an actor?

Who hasn’t played 500 years yet?

Who can escape the prophetic judgment?

So, I can be considered a water god, right?

It's getting dark,

Arecino sent a message inviting him to spend the night at the Buffati mansion.

Bai Xun asked if there were enough beds? You won't let him and Kitty Girl share a bed, right?

[Arecino: No, there are many beds, and the treatment is much better than that of ordinary hotels. 】

[Bai Xun: Then I won’t go. 】

[Arecino: ? ? ? 】

……

Of course, Bai Xun returned to Puff Apartment. This apartment was under Meluxin Lolila's name, so it didn't matter even if Charlotte Buming died.

But actually,

Many of his unknown properties are recorded in the name of this beauty.

Lolila may not know that although she is just a maid, she has an account with 800 billion in the bank.

7:35

The live broadcast will start in 25 minutes.

Bai Xun took out the key, only to find that the third flower bed on the right was missing! It's the flower bed where Lolila often hides her keys.

He opened the door and walked in.

The living room was dark and there was no light. Lolila seemed to have very good night vision, and she would rather save a little and not light a light when she was alone.

Bai Xun fumbled for a while, but found that the light in the utility room was on and there was a sound.

"You can open the door without a key and come in. You...are a thief. A thief is Lolila's enemy. I will bury you...in the flower bed!"

"..."

Why are you so angry? And... why bury the thief in the flower bed?

Bai Xun frowned and slowly touched it.

Soon the voice of another crying girl was heard.

"Ah! No, I'm not a thief, I'm not a thief. I just climbed over the window, smashed the door, and checked the things in this house... at most, I ate ten more cream cakes at most. Don't bury me, this flower bed is so big, it will really bury someone to death~"

This voice?

Is it...

Bai Xun pushed open the utility room door and was stunned.

Should I say it's an unexpected surprise, or should I say it's you?

I saw the blue top hat fell to the ground, and a girl with pale face and scattered white hair was lying on her back, with her legs on the edge of the flower bed and her buttocks sitting at the bottom.

of course,

The size of this flower bed was like a bathtub to her. At this moment, only her white legs and head were still outside, and the middle was buried in soil.

"Ok?"

Lolila slapped the last two handfuls of soil on Miss Funina's chest, as if she was pitiful that there would be a human girl as flat as her.

Immediately, she looked up at Bai Xun, tilting her head but seemed to be unable to remember who he was.

Uh……

The condition is a bit serious.

Bai Xun stretched out his index finger helplessly, and Lolila quickly walked over and bit it as if the underlying code had been activated.

Puff puff puff...

After a while, she finally let go of her mouth and recognized it correctly.

"Sir, welcome home!"

"Go and drink the medicine."

Bai Xun stuffed two bottles of medicine into Lolila, then rubbed her head, took out a piece of cake covered with cream from the bag and put it into her mouth.

Lolila left happily.

But this scene obviously shocked the poor and helpless Lady Funina.

Snapped.

The little leather shoes fell off, revealing the food-grade ice cream wearing lace semi-transparent socks, and the soil stained by it seemed to turn into delicious chocolate.

Bai Xun took a breath of cold air. Putting aside his conscience, in today's situation, he would have no problem even eating all Funina.

Although it is illegal, it is reasonable.

He walked over.

Funina took a deep breath, her voice trembled, but her tone was more arrogant: "Hmph, can't the ignorant people understand the profound meaning of God's doing this? This is something... something..."

Something?

It’s over, it’s over, isn’t it that I’m usually the best at making up?

Don't things like "The Villette Dragon's Tail Wag" and "Clorind's Pillow Cushion" just come out of your mouth? Why are you running out of ideas now?

Woohoo~

Why is he so handsome? I can't think anymore...I haven't been in love in 500 years...

"Lady Funina, do you need help?"

"what?"

Funina breathed a sigh of relief. This person looked easy to talk to, "Can you...dig me out? This...this is an opportunity given to you by the gods to perform."

"Yes, as long as Lady Funina opens the mouth of Chrysostom."

Bai Xun watched condescendingly, waiting quietly for her to explain the purpose of coming here.

But she was blushing terribly.

"Gods wouldn't do that! You...don't even think about it!"

"But gods won't be buried in the soil, right? Of course there's nothing shameful about it. I won't tell others, and it won't do me any good either."

After all, this was not his Bai Xun home in name. If he told it, wouldn't it mean that he and Funina were burglarizing the house together?

"Then... then you... promise not to tell anyone~"

She puffed out her cheeks, and she didn't know whether it was because she was being cute to please her, or because she was buried in the soil and couldn't breathe.

Bai Xun nodded immediately. Of course, Bai Xun had no interest in reporting her burglary.

Funina stared at him, her beautiful eyes shining.

Then I saw her gently raising her head, opening her soft mouth, and it seemed that she could still see the little tongue hidden behind the teeth, bouncing, moist and full...

awsl~

"What are you doing?"

"Hurry up... put it in!" she urged.

"Put what?"

"Idiot...hands, fingers! Otherwise...what?"

She shouted, so embarrassed that she wanted to bury her head in the ground, and then she felt that there was no limit anyway, so she might as well be more direct, so she shouted again, "I am the god in charge of the water element... at least... Hanyi_ Come back... at least five pieces of cake!"

"Uh……"

Well, that’s pretty cheap~

Bai Xun wiped his cold sweat, shuddered, and suddenly remembered "Wu Xiang's Knife"

No, no, no, flat plates and steamed buns, you have to distinguish between a full meal and a full meal!

Bai Xun turned around and took a piece of cake to cover Funina's mouth.

He turned around and picked up the small leather shoes and put them on her, while scratching the soles of her feet.

"Haha~hahaha~ what are you doing?"

"No."

Oh~ It turns out that the divine body is also ticklish...I've learned it, I've learned it, I'll give it a try next time!

Bai Xun stood up and started digging at her, suddenly feeling a little strange.

Why are gods so shameless?

Either pick it up next to the trash can, or dig it in the flower bed. What kind of greeting gift will be next?

……

Crash.

The bathroom light is dimmed,

Funina came out wearing a bathrobe. Because the dress was already dirty, she could only wrap it in a few more layers. It was strange...

There's obviously nothing to show for it, but he's protected so tightly.

As for the Son of God, Xinhai, and others like Dacheng are not very able to block it, they feel like they can pop out at any time.

Sitting on the sofa.

Loli pulled up and bit Funina's finger, making her tremble again.

"What is she doing?"

"Entry Information……"

Bai Xun nodded and explained, "Her name is Lolila. She has severe symptoms of amnesia and confusion, but some other sensory memories are very strong. If you let her take a bite, she will be able to remember the taste and texture. Texture..."

"then who are you?"

Funina saw a cup of coffee brewed for her, and instantly felt relieved. At least this person didn't do anything to her except picking her up and throwing her into the bathroom just now.

"I?"

Bai Xun glanced at her and casually made up, "My name is Yu Shicai."

"Selling staplers?"

Funina tilted her head.

"Haha~"

"Hahaha~"

The two laughed together, and the atmosphere relaxed a lot.

After a while, Funina felt her body became much warmer, and then she said: "The owner of this apartment has been sentenced to jail, but there seems to be some problems with the case... He may not be the murderer.

I don't want my best friend to die in vain, but I can't wrongly accuse any innocent person, so I come here to investigate alone. This is the justice of the God of Justice! Don't abandon anyone! "

"Ah."

Bai Xun nodded, feeling a pain in his heart.

Life is always about tormenting each other, not just between lovers, but also between good friends.

We have no choice because we all have a script to play!

I hope you can forgive me, this is the last time I will make you sad!

[Ding, the fifth live broadcast: Choose to be a loser at the moment of ascending to the gods, I will judge the fool with justice!

It will start playing in five minutes! 】