The fairy world collapsed, and the down-and-out gods were laid off and re-employed.
Chapter 80: God, speak Mandarin well
The "dragon parade" lasted for three days and attracted countless people to watch. After hearing that it was this dragon that had prevented rain here for ten years, the people "enthusiastically" took out the few rotten vegetable leaves they had and threw them in Ao Li's face.
There were hairpins stuck on his back scales, and he couldn't use any magic power, so he could only watch as mortals rounded him up and flattened him. This dragon face was completely disgraceful, and he wished he could immediately find a place where no one was around and commit suicide.
But his ordeal did not end so simply.
Jiang Zhixia always said the same thing, so she hung him on the beach to bask in the sun. At first he cursed day and night, and several fishermen came over the next day.
He was overjoyed and said, "You guys really know each other. If you let me go...well."
"This dragon is so annoying, tie his mouth!"
A few fishermen boldly tied his mouth with thick hemp ropes. After tying him up, they happily said that they could finally sleep well.
The immortal family’s identity has really been ruined!
He thought angrily: How could these mortals have dared to treat him like this before? They were all respectful and did not kneel down to worship him when they saw him coming out of the sea...
"Aren't you too respectful, that's why you don't take them seriously?" Jiang Zhixia came over carrying a teapot. Dongfang Chuliang moved a lounge chair for her to sit next to Ao Li.
"Why are you so surprised? I'm not my senior sister, so I can't see what you are thinking, but according to common sense, don't you think it's incredible to be suppressed by a mortal now?"
Ao Li rolled his eyes.
"Tell me about you. My ancestor once secretly rained in the year of drought and was discovered by the Emperor of Heaven. He was cut into pieces and thrown into the sea. After the people learned about his deeds, they took out the benches at home and cut his body into pieces. Put it on top and carry it to the Dragon King Temple so that he can save his life. And you, his descendant...tsk, tsk, tsk." She shook her head, "It's really a crocodile turning into a gecko, the more it lives, the more it twitches."
She poured herself a cup of tea and said slowly: "I don't know where you get your sense of superiority. Do you think you are amazing because you know how to do some magic and fly in the clouds? You rely on them to resist you and don't regard human life as a big deal." Life. You deserve to suffer these hardships now."
"If you can, just tie me up for the rest of your life. When I return to Beihai and regain my mana, I will..."
"You said that if everyone knew how to slay dragons, what would happen to you?" She interrupted him.
Ao Li suddenly felt an ominous premonition in his heart.
But in the distance, I saw Xie Zezhi and Lu Chennian coming with a group of villagers. The villagers wore aprons and held boning knives, looking very energetic.
As soon as they arrived in front of Ao Li, this group of people were eager to try.
One of them said impatiently: "Master Xie, please let me try it first."
"I'll try it first! Our ancestors are pig-killers and have rich experience. Killing dragons should be no different from killing pigs."
"Go, go, go. Dragons are seafood. We should let us kill the fish. Mr. Xie, Mr. Lu, if you let me come, I promise to shave the dragon's scales cleanly. Take off the keel neatly and give it to When Miss Jiang makes soup, she will never change her knife."
They were chatting happily, but Ao Li felt horrified.
In the past, he would not take what these people said seriously, but it was different now.
During the days when he was being carried through the streets, the eyes of the people looked at him from fear to curiosity to normality.
Now they see him as no different from ordinary fish, and Jiang Zhixia instills in them the concept of "gods just need to be dealt with" every day, so they have long stopped taking him seriously as the Dragon King.
Xie Zezhi stopped the excited people and said: "Don't worry, everyone, we are here today just to teach you where the dragon's weakness is, starting from the beginning. The dragon's reverse scale is at his throat, this place..."
Jiang Zhixia was basking in the sun while listening to Xie Zezhi's "anatomy class", and she almost lost her joy.
"Senior sister...Jiang Zhixia..." Dongfang Chuliang squatted beside her chair, "Are you going a little too far? He is also a Dragon King after all. He was so majestic before... He looks so pitiful now."
"Pity? Then you go and take his place?"
"If you don't give him some power, he won't have a long memory." Dongfang Chuliang immediately withdrew his sympathy, "But if you have something to say, please say it. I know you want him to fulfill his duties as a god, and don't act out of emotion in the future. You can change A way, such as... to awaken his love for the world..."
"Who taught you this?" Jiang Zhixia turned her head and looked at him, "Did Ao Li tell you?"
"No... yes, he told me. He said he already knew that he was wrong."
"Recognized his mistake?" She chuckled, "What he calls "recognized his mistake" is that he knew that he had been fooled by me and was caught. Do you think his behavior seems to regret what he has done in the past ten years? It is useless to awaken the love for the world. What is really useful is the fist. Give him two punches and he will remember all kinds of love...
By the way, is there any news about Senior Brother and the others? "
"not yet."
"It's strange. I told you I'd see you at the next place, but why haven't they come yet?"
"Did Zhao Linguang hold them back?"
"Zhao Linguang is arresting Xie Zezhi, why are they being held captive? Besides, even if he threatens them, he has to ask someone to send me a letter telling me where they are. There are so many animals around Lao Wu, there is no way he can't find us... Xiao Wan didn't What did you find in the woods?”
"No, they saw a group of heavenly soldiers coming down a few days ago. One of the leaders ran away, and the rest didn't get out of the woods."
"It seems that Zhao Linguang suffered heavy losses this time."
What is the meaning of living?
Looking up at the stars, the vast sky, the gods are just a drop in the ocean. Even the great god Pangu only occupies a small part of his body after death.
And what are gods?
What is the Dragon King?
Everything is illusory, and in the end it will be nothing.
Ao Li, who had been in the sun for seven days, thought so.
He felt that his consciousness had reached the realm of transformation. To put it simply, he wanted to die.
That woman Jiang Zhixia just put him in the sun for people to see. She also let a bunch of fish killers set up a stall in front of him, and the blood of a bunch of sea fish flowed under his body every day.
These fish killers were gesturing at him with knives every day, as if they wanted to cut him open. He was really afraid that one day they would kill fish until Xing Xing actually killed him.
At night, fishermen lit a fire around him, grilled fish and chatted.
The recent chat content made him tremble even more. They actually began to consider letting him breed sea dragons, and then breed sea dragons on a large scale and sell them for money.
Think of him being hollowed out...
"Jiang Zhixia!" he shouted loudly.
The villagers on the side immediately scolded him: "Why are you shouting so loudly? Can you be polite when talking to Miss Jiang?"
"Jiang, Jiang Zhixia~" He tried his best to act like a Dragon King, but his voice was still lowered, "Please come here."
After a while, Jiang Zhixia walked up to him, followed by Xie Zezhi and the other three.
"doing what?"
"About the rain," he said, "I have something to say."
"When will it rain?"
"No, you listen to me first, it's not that I don't want to do it." He looked at the villagers gathered around him, "Can you ask them to go away first."
"No." She refused: "Speak publicly if you have anything to say."
"This matter is no small matter, there are many people talking..."
"Forget it if you don't say it." She turned around and left, "Have a good rest and meet your first breeding partner tomorrow."
"Wait! I said..." He was completely convinced. There was no room for negotiation when talking to this person. "The reason why it doesn't rain is actually because... I... the dragon ball is missing."
"Ah!!???" the crowd of onlookers exclaimed, and then asked: "What are Dragon Balls?"
Ao Li was so angry: I don’t know why you are so surprised!
The Dragon King of the Four Seas relies on the dragon beads in the sea to make clouds and rain. If the dragon beads are missing, even if they have the magic power, they will not be able to make rain.
"The last time I saw the Dragon Ball was after I had a big fight with my cousin. She was very angry when she saw that I found someone who looked exactly like her. I never saw the Dragon Ball again after that."
Dongfang Chuliang felt sorry for him, "Brother, let me just say that you don't recognize people clearly. It's because of your infatuation that she treated you like this."
"Hey~ Brother, don't imitate me. I am also too serious about relationships..."
Jiang Zhixia stretched out her hand, and Lu Chennian handed him the demon-killing sword.
She pointed her sword at the scales on Ao Li's body, "Tell the truth, or I will scrape off your dragon scales piece by piece."
"Everything I say is true..."
"True?" She sneered: "How can you coax this stupid boy Dongfang Chuliang to lie to me? How did the dragon ball get lost?"
"I'm serious...Zhenjun Zhaoheng, just say something, and you will let her behave randomly for a day. If things continue like this, if she gets married, who will this family listen to!?"
"Listen to her." Xie Zezhi answered simply.
"Did you hear that? Listen to me..." Jiang Zhixia looked very proud, but then she realized, "I'm telling you business, it doesn't matter who our family listens to! If I don't teach you a lesson, I think you are uncooperative."
As she said that, she stepped forward and used her sword to pry off his dragon scales, which made Ao Li grimace in pain.
"Master Jiang, keep people under the sword."
Suddenly, a white light suddenly appeared in the sky, making everyone unable to open their eyes and hurriedly used their hands to cover it.
The voice sounded familiar to Jiang Zhixia, so she put down her hand and took a look. It turned out to be Chen Piaopiao, the left protector of the Xu Xuan Sect.
Wearing a light gray fairy dress with a calm expression, she descended from the clouds and bowed.
Ao Li was extremely excited to see her and muttered: "Cousin..."
"She is your cousin?!" Jiang Zhixia was shocked.
She knew Chen Piaopiao, a Taoist nun in the lower world who had achieved Zhengguo. She had never heard that she had a Dragon King who was her cousin in the fairy world.
Chen Piaopiao glared at the dragon and said angrily: "Who is his cousin? He said Piaomei, but because of his accent, it sounded like his cousin."
"Ah!!??" The crowd onlookers exclaimed even more.
"This fairy girl, we don't care if you are his cousin or Piao Mei. What you said between you two has nothing to do with us little people. Give him the beads back and let him make rain for us. We beg you ”
"Yeah yeah."
"I beg you."
Everyone clasped their fists and raised their hands to plead with Chen Piaopiao.
Chen Piaopiao glanced at Ao Li again, wishing to give him a kick. She suppressed her anger and said to everyone: "Everyone, the Dragon Ball is not with me. It was taken away by the woman he brought into the Dragon Palace. This person is full of nonsense. , I lost the dragon ball and blamed it on me."
"I didn't expect it to be a ballad dragon." Jiang Zhixia's hand was ready to pry off the dragon's scales.
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