The fairy world collapsed, and the down-and-out gods were laid off and re-employed.
Chapter 79: Immortals, digging pits and dancing dragons
The bright moon is in the sky, and the waves are crashing against the rocks. The tide has risen so much today that the water has even reached near the woods.
Jiang Zhixia put the caught turtles, shrimps and crabs on the table, picked up a bowl of rice wine, and shouted to the distance: "We are gathered here today to bid farewell to the past and face a better future. Looking back on the past, we will How many days have been wasted on irrelevant people. Life is short, like morning dew. I hope that after today, we will no longer be sad or cry! Just greet every day with a smile!!!"
After saying that, she poured rice wine on the three seafood, and then picked up a bowl of soy sauce.
Likewise, she poured soy sauce over them.
Then he took out another bowl of egg whites...
"What is my senior sister doing here?" Dongfang Chuliang, who was hiding in the woods, asked Xie Zezhi.
"Bacon." Xie Zezhi said with certainty: "Next, what she takes is cornstarch. She has been doing these steps since before."
Sure enough, Jiang Zhixia really did this.
Dongfang Chuliang gave a thumbs up, "After all, it's you who understand her. If you said it would be great if my senior sister liked you, maybe you would have become my brother-in-law."
"It's not too late."
"what?"
"Quiet!" Lu Chennian interrupted the conversation between the two impatiently and glared at Dongfang Chuliang, "Don't forget what we are here for."
Dongfang Chuliang didn't know why he didn't dare to talk back to him, so he could only curl his lips to express his dissatisfaction.
All the processes of Jiang Zhixia have been completed here.
She nodded, holding the brush in one hand and the sauce bowl in the other. "Old Li, a fisherman, said this is their secret sauce. It's perfect for grilled seafood. It's a bargain for you."
She took the brush and brushed the sauce on the three seafood.
Poor those three old seafoods who have been practicing for many years, but now they are treated as food by her, she feels resentful but helpless. They landed on the shore, got out of the water, and were exposed to the sun by Jiang Zhixia. Their magic power was greatly weakened and they couldn't change their human form.
Suddenly, the waves surged like mountains, the waves rolled like ridges, and the sea wind roared. A real dragon emerged from the sea.
The dragon swallowed clouds and spit out mist, stirred up earth and sand, and rushed ashore, frightening the people and fleeing in all directions.
Ao Li came to the beach and took human form, and saw a woman brushing barbecue sauce on Prime Minister Turtle, General Shrimp and Crab. The man looked familiar to him, and when he got closer, he recognized that it was Jiang Zhixia.
He had seen her in the fairy world, and although he had never spoken to her, he was deeply impressed.
At that time, the Emperor of Heaven wanted to demote a little immortal to the mortal world because of his mistakes. It is difficult to change the decision made by the Emperor of Heaven, but she and her master sang along and managed to save the little immortal.
Since he is a colleague in the immortal world, he cannot take action directly. Out of etiquette, he spoke first and said: "Master Jiang, why are you doing this? Are you avenging Dongfang Chuliang?"
Jiang Zhixia glanced at him, said nothing, and continued to brush the sauce, thinking that this person looked familiar and she must have seen him somewhere.
"I'm asking you a question, answer me."
Jiang Zhixia still ignored him.
He thought she hadn't heard, so he raised his voice again and shouted, "I'm asking you, are you..."
"Shh..." Jiang Zhixia signaled him to be quiet, "I heard you, I heard you, don't be so loud."
She waved her hand, beckoning him to come closer to her. Ao Li also listened to her words by mistake and leaned down.
She leaned close to Ao Li's ear and whispered: "Speak well if you have something to say, and don't speak loudly if you have reason..."
What are you shouting for? ! ! ! "
The last sentence exploded in Ao Li's ears. He covered his ears and immediately ran away, "You!!"
"What are you!" She scolded while holding the bowl: "Why are you barking at this dog?"
"Presumptuous!" Ao Li didn't expect that this man who seemed so kind at first would act like crazy today, "I respect you as the leader of Lingqing, and I am familiar with your master, so I asked you this question patiently. How dare you treat me like this? You yelled and screamed, and now you have captured the prime minister and general of Beihai and brought them ashore. Do you want to provoke me, the Beihai Dragon Clan, by doing this?"
She looked fearless and spread her hands, "I'm in a bad mood. Is there any problem with catching seafood?"
"I don't care what you eat. But not the three of them. Do you know what they are?"
"What is love!" Jiang Zhixia waved her hand and almost spilled the sauce in the bowl.
Seeing this, Ao Li took two steps back.
"Anyway, I suddenly remembered that I was abandoned by my fiancé three hundred years ago. I am not happy. Leave me alone!"
"That's your own business. What does it have to do with the three of them?! Don't you feel ashamed for dragging irrelevant people into this?"
"Ashamed! I'm so ashamed. I want to die."
She put the bowl on the table and said very seriously: "Then I thought about why I would die. There are still people who are shamelessly refusing to rain because of personal grudges. I'm not afraid to tell you, I will eat the three of them today, and I will eat a thousand years tomorrow. Clam, eat ten thousand years dragon the day after tomorrow.
You are allowed to vent your anger on the lack of rain for ten years because of your personal grudges, and you are allowed to eat seafood for fun because of your feelings. Each one you have in Beihai counts as one. As long as I am unhappy for one day, I will kill you Beihai tribesmen for fun. "
"Bastard!" Ao Li had never met such a fierce person in his life. Even if his beloved talked to him, he would not be allowed to be so presumptuous. Now that Jiang Zhixia had been ridiculed several times, she couldn't bear it anymore and summoned the crescent halberd.
Jiang Zhixia sneered, raised the bowl and hit her on the head.
Ao Li pierced the sauce bowl with his halberd, but unexpectedly the sauce was spread all over him. Seeing that he was covered in filth, he was furious. He didn't care about the feelings of his colleagues in the immortal world. He made a hand and chanted a mantra, and three water pillars suddenly rose from the sea and hit Jiang Zhixia.
She didn't bother with him and ran away, cursing as she ran: "Ao Li, Ao Li, after so many years of hard work, you are still a sour pear!"
The water column came towards the coast, but the effect was greatly reduced when it was out of the water. Coupled with Jiang Zhixia's agility, the water column was sucked dry by the sand before it hit her body.
Ao Li missed her attack and jumped into the air again, revealing her true form, vowing to capture her in Beihai and hold her accountable.
Jiang Zhixia ran towards the woods with the dragon. Seeing that the time was almost right, she turned around and jumped into the water.
Ao Li stopped in mid-air and sneered in his heart: I don't know what chance this guy has of winning out of the water. How can she beat me in the water?
He plunged into the water with a sudden movement, and then screamed secretly.
This place turned out to be a shallow pool of water.
He was floating in the sky just now, but the light reflected from the moonlight on the water mistook his judgment. Just as he was about to get out of the water, hundreds of vines in the sand suddenly wrapped around him and tied him up.
At the same time, there was a noise from above. When I looked up, I saw the people who had just escaped. They were holding shovels and shovels and blocking the ditch behind them with sand and soil.
Only then did he realize that the shallow water was not the rising tide at all, but a puddle dug by Jiang Zhixia to catch him.
More people rushed here with basins and buckets to scoop out the seawater from the puddles.
In a few moments, the water in this place was scooped out. His magic power was greatly reduced when he was out of the water. If he didn't get out, he might end up dead on the shore. So he flapped his tail, creating a hurricane that shook away the people around him and cut off the vines.
Just as he was about to break free, Lu Chennian rushed out of the woods and stabbed his back with a sword, causing him to raise his head and howl in pain. Xie Zezhi found an opportunity to pierce Jiang Zhixia's hairpin into the back of his throat.
Ao Li's vital part was seized, and he lay down in the pit without any struggle.
It was also the first time for the people to see a live dragon with their own eyes. They couldn't believe their eyes and asked Jiang Zhixia very excitedly: "How many meals does such a big dragon need to eat!?"
"Yes." Jiang Zhixia became entangled, "I haven't eaten dragon meat before. It would be a pity if I can't finish it all and it goes rancid."
"You've really thought about it." Xie Zezhi nodded her forehead, "He is the Dragon King of the North Sea after all. Who can make trouble after eating him?"
"Yeah."
Ao Li, who was in the pit, heard that they were still asking for rain, and snorted coldly: "You treat me like this and still want me to make rain, wait till I tell the Emperor of Heaven..."
"How dare you go to the Emperor of Tomorrow?" Jiang Zhixia squatted down, picked up a branch and hit him on the head. "You go to the Emperor of the Tomorrow and see if he knows about this, will he beat you or me?"
"Don't think that you can threaten me with rain. I, the mighty Dragon King of the North Sea, have been insulted like this by you today. Not to mention ten years, even twenty years, I will never let a drop of rain fall on me here!" After that, he closed his eyes, It looks like there is no oil or salt in it.
When the people heard this, they panicked and knelt down to beg him for mercy.
"Stand up, don't kneel to him." Jiang Zhixia pulled up the person standing in front, "No god is worthy of your kneeling, and he is even less worthy."
She looked at Ao Li and sneered: "If it doesn't rain for your Dragon King, other Dragon King will come. If it doesn't rain for the other Dragon King, then change it to another one. I want to see if all the dragons in Beihai are like you." Are you so stubborn? With your example, how dare they not make it rain?"
"What do you want to do?" Ao Li's heart skipped a beat, and his eyes suddenly widened.
She ignored him, turned to the people and said, "Have you brought all the benches I asked you to bring?"
The people nodded.
"Tie him to a bench, carry him, and let people in the three prefectures and seven counties see what the culprit who has caused them ten years of no rain looks like? Then put him in the sun for ten days. Also let others Let’s see what happens to the dragon clan if they offend the masses.”
"Jiang Zhixia, how dare you!?"
"Of course I dare." She raised her eyebrows slightly, "Since it's useless for them to show off the Dragon King's portrait, then show off your Dragon King yourself. Do it!"
The people were also very angry. Now Jiang Zhixia suppressed the Dragon King and supported them. She immediately stepped forward and lifted Ao Li onto the stool, forming a "dragon dance" team, beating gongs and drums all the way, and marched toward the county in a mighty way. go.
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