Fox Road Travel Notes

Then, with a stern and upright face on his face, Chen Zican picked up the sleeping man who stood upright and stared at him with two bull's eyes, looking unruly.

"Come on, come on, this classmate, please come out with me!"

"As your classmate and your neighbor, I feel that I have the responsibility and obligation to help you establish a correct outlook on life and a correct attitude towards learning!"

"Let me tell you first, what does it mean to respect a teacher, what does a gentleman mean..."

Everyone looked on dumbfounded.

This new transfer student desperately held the shoulders of the violent man in the class and taught him earnestly all the way out of the school.

Looking back, Chen Zican patted Gao Xinzhi as no one could hear him anymore.

He smiled evilly and said, "Classmate Gao, do you know what kinds of gentlemen there are?"

Gao Xinzhi looked him up and down blankly and shook his head.

Chen Zican smiled evilly: "It is said that there is a story about the origin of "Mr."

"In ancient times, there was a scholar named Qi. He met a woman who was delivering babies for others. She was very, very beautiful..."

"Hey, do you understand about admitting babies?"

"It's Wen Po, the midwife!"

The two of them had already reached the gate of the county school. Chen Zican glanced around mysteriously and whispered into Gao Xinzhi's ear.

To bring two people closer psychologically, you can start by bringing them closer physically, and vice versa.

"This guy is greedy for other people's bodies. He thinks about it day and night, and his heart is like a cat scratching his head."

"As for the scholars who have read the books of sages, they have many clever ideas!"

"As soon as he rolled his eyes, he came up with a brilliant idea..."

"What's the idea?"

Gao Xinzhi's heart, blown by the spring breeze, was also tickled by the beautiful woman.

Chen Zican smiled mysteriously: "He went home and put on a woman's dress and tied it into a woman's bun."

"Then he shaved off his beard, put on rouge and powder, lay in the tent, and pretended to be a pregnant woman who was about to give birth..."

Gao Xinzhi's eyes shone, he clapped his hands and shouted: "Old boy, this trick works!"

"Then, you know."

"He asked the book boy to invite the woman to take the baby..."

Chen Zican identified the direction and took him around a corner.

"Is it done? Tell me!"

Gao Xin's temper was much more impatient than that scholar's.

"That woman is also a quick person."

"She came to the bed, lifted the quilt, stretched out her hand and touched the thread..."

"Huh? What then?"

"Then, she squeezed it hard and shouted in shock.

"Oh mom!"

"I've been doing this for several years, what kind of things have I never seen before?"

"Some women give birth to babies with the first head. This kind of birth is called a smooth birth..."

"Also, Mr. Feet comes out. This kind of thing is called reverse growth."

"There are also some, Mr. Hand comes out, this kind is called Hengsheng..."

"But I've never seen you like this before. You're Mr. Jiba!..."

Gao Xinzhi's eyes widened and he blinked.

Suddenly he came to his senses, holding his belly and laughing wildly: "Mr. Jiba..."

"Hoho, I've never seen such a Mr. Jiba!"

"Haha... oh brother, you are so talented, you made me laugh so hard, Mr. Jigba..."

To gain a friend, start by establishing a common enemy.

Chen Zican dragged him: "Don't lie down, go upstairs, go upstairs..."

"Hey, why are you dragging me along? I still have to go to school..."

Gao Xinzhi finally stopped laughing, thinking that this new kid was so interesting.

I looked up and saw the sign of Huixian Tower and was surprised.

Chen Zican pulled him and walked in: "Fuck you!"

"How can you sleep when your desk is gone?"

"Besides, haven't you been beaten enough?"

"You made a big fuss in the school today and caused a lot of trouble. If Yang Jiaoyu knows, you will inevitably get a good beating!"

"what?"

Gao Xinzhi was frightened, and his joy just now flew out of the sky.

He said with a sad face: "Then, what should we do! I want my uncle to know..."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. You're a great man. You're not afraid of being stabbed. Isn't my little brother going to stab you in every possible way? Why are you so afraid?"

Chen Zican couldn't help but push him down on his seat.

"Waiter, let's start with braised mutton, crystal skin jelly, crispy roast chicken, then eight-treasure tofu, a plate of peanuts, three kilograms of lamb wine..."

To conquer a man, start by conquering his stomach.

Gao Xinzhi Zhanger Jingang was confused.

"We met by chance, why did you go out of your way to help me? Why didn't I..."

Before he finished speaking, thick smoke came out of his sleeves.

He exclaimed and was about to jump up when he was held down by Chen Zican.

With a flick of his hand, the smoke disappeared and the clothes were safe and sound.

Gao Xinzhi opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it.

He pointed at Chen Zican and said, "It's you!"

"Oh - it turns out that it was you who did it..."

"Nonsense, besides me, who would risk his life to save you?"

"Who says you can't just fall in love with each other after meeting by chance?"

"I can tell you, from the first moment I saw you, Brother Gao, I felt that you were majestic and extraordinary in appearance..."

He suddenly thought of Gao Xinzhi sleeping and almost burst out.

"Ahem, I can also see that you, classmate Gao Xinzhi, are definitely an upright, aboveboard, and unique man!"

Poor kid Gao Xinzhi has lived for more than ten or twenty years and has never received such a large award.

He grinned stupidly: "Really?"

"Actually, I've always felt this way myself..."

Chen Zican patted him on the shoulder and extended his thumb.

"Look, we want to go together, don't we?"

"This is called heroes seeing the same thing, or how can we say they are confidants?"

"The person who gave birth to you is your parents, and the person who knows you is Chen Zican!"

"Hey, why are you opening your mouth so wide?"

"Be more confident. Can there be any falsehood? The county school is full of talented people. If you count, you will be the best!"

"But my dear brother, as the ancients said, if a tree is as beautiful as a tree in the forest, the wind will destroy it. God is jealous of talented people!"

"If your brother Gao hadn't shown off to new heights, Mr. Jiba wouldn't have targeted you like this, right?"

Gao Xinzhi felt the same way and gritted his teeth when mentioning Master Qi.

Thinking about the mess that guy looked like when his pants were on fire, and then thinking about the scene where Chen Zican slapped his butt hard, I couldn't help but laugh like a pig again.

I feel that this new classmate is not only a wonderful person.

He is still a confidant, and a good man who is loyal enough to be a friend!

The two of them drank together and were in sync with each other.

After coming out of Huixian Tower, he looked as good as a brother who had been separated many years ago.

Chen Zican’s first lesson of school ended perfectly!

If he kept a diary, Chen Zican would write: Today is truly an unforgettable day, a meaningful day, a day full of hope and longing...

Without any effort, he found out that General Song was indeed the uncle of classmate Gao Xinzhi.

Song Lieshan himself had no heirs.

I love my sister's nephew, who is honest, straightforward and talented in martial arts, as if he were my own.

Gao Xinzhi learned art from his uncle since he was a child.

Now step down immediately, wearing pure Shaolin Kung Fu, which is already quite hot.

Song Lieshan sent him to the county school, just so that he could read a few pages of poems and write a few essays on current affairs, so that he could cope with this year's Wu Wei.