Fox Road Travel Notes

Chen Zican frowned.

Only then did Master Qi think of the new transfer student next to him.

What was he doing just now?

It’s peanuts and candied fruits. Why don’t you bring a bottle of wine?

He turned around, with two thin slits on his big eye bags and a pair of cloudy old eyes, emitting a dim yellow light.

"What were you doing just now?"

Chen Zican showed an innocent expression like a novice and smiled extremely well.

"Sir, I was helping you put out the fire just now..."

Master Qi touched his aching buttocks and felt angry.

Damn it, putting out fires?

Why don't you know to get a thinner book?

Also, do you need to use all your strength to suck the milk?

He rolled his eyes and looked towards the ground, but was stunned for a moment.

Just now, I saw peanut preserves scattered all over the floor, but now, everything is clean, and there is no residue left.

Could it be that I'm dazzled?

Chen Zican's three-faced smile (ignorance, innocence, and shamelessness) is even more hateful.

Old Master Qi pointed with his ruler at a classmate who was kneeling there with a grimace.

He sneered: "Since you have entered the county school and are listed under my family, Master, you must abide by my rules!"

"No matter how lazy you are, Yin Jian is not far away..."

Chen Zican nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Master Qi put his hands up: "Then tell me, what does it mean when Zaiyu takes a nap during the day?"

Chen Zican's face suddenly looked like he had taken gall.

He looked at Mr. Qi, who was eyeing him with eagerness, and then at the oily ruler, and scratched his head.

He glanced sideways at the book and said cautiously: "This 'zai' is the slaughter of pigs and sheep."

"Presumably, it means taking my life..."

"This "yu" means giving and taking, which means what I mean..."

""Sleep" is very clear. It means sleeping during the day, isn't it, sir?"

"To put it all together, I must sleep during the day even if it costs me my life..."

"boom……"

There was an explosion in the school, and the students burst into laughter.

Several old classmates laughed so hard that they couldn't breathe. They lay on the ground, rolling their eyes and twitching.

Then, screams of surprise arose.

Everyone hurriedly slapped their backs, poured water on them, pinched others...

Seeing how busy everyone was, the hard-working guy who was kneeling down grinned and secretly gave himself a thumbs up.

Chen Zican scratched his head again, what?

Are you guys praising me for being right?

Isn't it just that I answered a small question correctly in class? Why are everyone so happy for me?

These lovely classmates are so enthusiastic towards me as a transfer student...

A few wisps of rat whiskers at the corner of Old Master Qi's mouth were hopping wildly, and he wished he could slap this bastard boy into the eighteenth level of hell with a ruler.

I also remembered Yang Jiaoyu’s special instructions to pay more attention to this boy. I don’t know where his family comes from, and he shouldn’t offend him if he can’t offend him...

Hesitating in his heart, he forced himself to suppress his temper.

He spat fiercely: "Bah, you can't carve rotten wood, you can't build a wall of dung..."

Chen Zican was speechless. I didn't sleep in class. Shouldn't I have a little red flower?

Why did he get the same comment as the sleeping man?

Old Master Qi's chest rose and fell, obviously he was very angry.

"Forget it, Gu Nian, you just came today, I will give you another chance."

"I'll give you a match. If you don't match up, just kneel down with him!"

Chen Zican's heart was pounding.

When I was in school back then, even if I was caught red-handed writing a love letter to a female classmate, I never felt so panicked!

Look at the kneeling guy, winking at me, with an expression of gloating, and ten thousand idiots passing through his heart.

What the hell kind of school is this!

Is there any justice?

Master Qi didn't care about his soaring curses.

Pointing to a picture of cold plums and proud snow hanging on the wall, he said slowly: "Old Mei, what are you talking about?"

Chen Zican looked at the pines and cypresses painted on the distant mountains, feeling so blessed that he said: "Little cypress!"

"Another one!"

Old Master Qi saw that he was answering questions fluently, and he deliberately made things difficult for him.

Chen Zican scratched his head and ears.

He knows the rules of pairs, and the part of speech and tone must meet the requirements.

There are both pines and cypresses in the painting, but if you try to narrow down the "small pine", it will definitely not work.

Turning his eyes, there was: "Little tree!"

Mr. Qi was a little disappointed when he saw that this boy was quite clever and could not stump him.

Shaking his head: "Although it's not quite appropriate, it will work."

"Okay, sit down!"

Turning around, he looked at the guy kneeling there, baring his big teeth and grinning silly at Chen Zican.

He said angrily: "You're still laughing!"

"A rat has skin, but a human has no manners! If a human has no manners, what's the use of immortality?"

"Come on, you're right. If you're sorry, I'll do it ten more times tomorrow!"

"what?"

The smile on the sleeping man's face froze instantly.

After a while, his facial features gradually shrank into a ball, and Qiqi Ai Ai said: "Dad..."

He followed the old master and diverted the fire, only gloating about his misfortune.

Where did you notice that he made a pair?

Moreover, the painting was on the wall to his left, but he kept turning his head and looking at Chen Zican on the right.

Hearing Chen Zican answer "brother" first and then "uncle", he was so anxious that he had to say "dad" smoothly.

The three corpse gods jumped out of anger.

"Pia~" He hit him on the head with a ruler: "I call you "Dad", I call you "Dad"..."

The sleeping man looked aggrieved, held his head and screamed: "Why did you call me daddy?"

"I didn't ask you to call me daddy!"

"You sir are so unreasonable. Why don't you hit his "brother-in-law" or "brother-in-law", but you want to hit me as "dad"?"

"You think I, Gao Xinzhi, am easy to bully, don't you?"

There was another burst of laughter, and even Chen Zican collapsed on the table with laughter.

Master Qi was trembling all over, rolled up his sleeves, and was about to pounce on this guy and tear him apart.

When the sleeping man saw that the old guy was taking advantage of him, he refused to let him go, and he also lost his temper.

With a "bang" punch, the desk in front of him was smashed into pieces, and sawdust flew into the air.

"Come here, hit me again, I will break your old bones today!"

Chen Zican's mouth opened into a capital "O" shape.

What a macho man!

He had just seen that this desk was made of fine pine wood.

The board is three inches thick and weighs eighty or ninety pounds.

It is so solid and thick that it is not easy to split even with a giant axe.

This sleeping man smashed it into countless scum with just one punch. What is he if he isn't a macho man?

With such good skills, instead of taking the martial arts exam, she went to sleep in the county school. What a weird girl! …

Hey?

No, what did this kid shout just now?

Gao Xinzhi?

Is he Gao Xinzhi?

It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it!

This Taixu Glazed Illusion is indeed facing the players...

At this time, I saw that Old Master Qi was so angry that he didn't care. He was trembling and wanted to risk his life with this idiot.

Chen Zican was shocked. He finally found Gao Xinzhi, a go-between matchmaker, but he couldn't let him have any shortcomings!

He quickly shouted: "Master, control your anger!"

"You, old man, need to control your anger, otherwise the front of your pants will catch fire again!"

This sound was like a basin of cold water poured on the top of Qi Fuzi's head, which was already filled with smoke.

He was stunned and looked down at his pants.

His teeth chattered loudly, but he finally stopped lunging.

Chen Zican smiled and persuaded him a few words, then helped him sit down in his seat.

Then I ran to get him a cup of tea to calm him down.