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Chapter 236 The Emperor cuts hemorrhoids
The Millennium Chili Powder they gave the Dog Emperor was given by Xiaofeng. It is said to be 10 times more effective than ordinary chili peppers. It’s no wonder the Dog Emperor’s butt didn’t catch fire. Even if it wasn’t spicy enough, it still cost him half of his life.
The empress dowager became anxious when she heard something happened to the emperor. She didn't care about Ye Yi and Huo Bingbing, and immediately hurried to Qianqing Palace with her people.
Ye Yi expressed that he wanted nothing more. He stood up, took Huo Bingbing's hand naturally, and said...
"My dear concubine, it's hard to get into the palace. I will show you around."
He grew up in the palace when he was a child and is very familiar with this place.
After saying that, he pulled Huo Bingbing and walked forward.
Huo Bingbing lowered her head and glanced at Ye Yi's big hand holding her small hand. Her face turned red instantly and her heart was beating loudly.
However, she soon remembered that the reason why little boy Ye Yi was good to her was because of the five little children. When she thought about it, all her reverie disappeared immediately, and even him holding her hand was not so awkward. , asked softly...
"Your Majesty, where are we going?"
Ye Yi glanced around cautiously and saw that no one was watching them, but for safety reasons, he still leaned close to her ear and whispered...
"My beloved concubine, I will take you to a place."
The hot breath in her ears made Huo Bingbing's heart beat inexplicably. However, the rich spiritual energy continued to flow over her. She took a strong breath and her mood instantly became happy. She said with a smile like a flower: "Okay."
Qianqing Palace.
At this moment, it was a mess inside.
The maids and eunuchs were holding basins and standing on both sides to serve.
The emperor's buttocks were naked, lying on the dragon couch, and two imperial doctors were helping him apply medicine. At this moment, the emperor's buttocks were as red and swollen as a monkey's buttocks, as if they were swollen to the size of a basin. It was very scary. The cotton swab had just been Touching his skin.
The emperor started crying like a ghost and howling like a wolf...
"Ah..., it hurts me to death, it hurts me to death, you quack doctors are of no use at all. I have applied so many medicines, but it doesn't work at all, wuwuwu..."
More than a dozen imperial doctors surrounded the dragon bed, helpless about the emperor's condition, with cold sweat on their foreheads.
This was the 1th time they applied the medicine, but it still didn't work. The emperor cursed in pain, and they were very frustrated.
Finally, the doctors gathered together to discuss countermeasures...
"Dear doctors, I think the emperor's condition is very serious. There may be hemorrhoids inside. Otherwise, how could it be possible that even after using so many medicines, it doesn't work? How about we perform an operation on him? Perhaps, after the operation, the emperor It will feel better.”
"Cut hemorrhoids?" Upon hearing this, all the imperial doctors looked at each other. They were timid and didn't dare.
After all, the emperor's dragon body was extremely noble. If a knife was used on him, they would all die if the emperor pursued him afterwards.
Doctor Zhang spread his hands and said with a helpless look: "Otherwise, what do you think we should do? We have checked the emperor's feces, and there is nothing wrong with him. There is no disease in his body. Apart from hemorrhoids, I really can't think of anything else about the emperor." What disease do you have?"
At first, they all thought that the emperor had a skin allergy, and they tried all kinds of expensive ointments, but they had no effect at all. The emperor still screamed in pain, and kept shouting that his buttocks felt like they were on fire, it was spicy and painful.
Just when the imperial doctors were helpless, the Empress Dowager rushed over. Seeing that the emperor's buttocks were so swollen, she was heartbroken and said vigorously...
"Fellow doctors, don't be in a hurry to operate on the emperor. Hurry up and find out what caused the emperor to be like this?"
"His clothes and used items, see if there is anything he is allergic to? Let the Ai family check them all."
The Queen Mother was indeed a master of palace fighting, and she immediately thought of this issue.
on the ground.
When the ant king heard this, he immediately remembered that the little master had dipped every piece of the dog emperor's rice paper in chili powder, so he waved his paw and ordered the little ants...
"Little ones, hurry up and hide the Dog Emperor rice paper. Otherwise, if the Empress Dowager finds out, the little masters will be in trouble."
"Yes, Your Majesty, I will go and take care of this right away."
Thousands of ants agreed, immediately lined up, came to the place where the rice paper was placed, hid the rice paper with chili powder, and then put the pile of rice paper without chili powder back to its original place.
In this way, there will be no proof that the little master put chili powder on the dog emperor.
Unexpectedly, the little ants who had just moved the rice paper were sneezing non-stop because their little paws were stained with chili powder...
"Hahahahaha."
Damn it, this chili powder is too overbearing. I don’t know where the little master got it from. They just got a little bit on it and it’s so powerful. No wonder the dog emperor’s butt is swollen into a basin.
Eunuch Li took more than a dozen imperial doctors to inspect all the supplies in the emperor's palace, but found no problems.
The doctors knelt on the ground, wiping away the cold sweat and saying...
"Reporting to the Queen Mother, I have checked the supplies in the Emperor's palace and found no problems."
At this moment, the emperor was still lying on the dragon bed, beating the bed in pain, and kept shouting in pain...
"It hurts me to death. You quacks. I have raised you in vain. It will be useless at the critical moment. Ouch, ouch, it hurts me to death."
"Mother, please hurry up and think of a way to save me. My butt hurts so much that I want to cut it off, wuwuwu..."
The emperor, who had always been concerned about saving face and preserving the dignity of the emperor, cried bitterly, which showed how painful he was at this moment.
When the Queen Mother heard what he said, she no longer hesitated and whispered to the doctors to prepare for the operation on the emperor.
The emperor had no idea that he was about to be stabbed in the butt, and was still crying and howling. At this time, Eunuch Li brought a bowl of medicinal soup over and coaxed in a high-pitched voice...
"Your Majesty, take the medicine and it won't hurt anymore."
The emperor thought it was a painkiller and drank it immediately.
In fact, this bowl was made of hemp powder. After drinking it, he quickly fell into a coma. The imperial doctors worked for a long time and cut a bloody piece of flesh out of his buttocks.
The imperial doctors were relieved, exhaled, and said: "Huh, the emperor really has hemorrhoids, no wonder it hurts so much."
"Okay, okay, it's finally okay."
They told the Queen Mother the good news.
The empress dowager looked at the sleeping emperor, finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said heartbrokenly: "The emperor works hard day and night on state affairs and sits on the throne for many years, so he will develop hemorrhoids."
"Oh, it's really hard work, Your Majesty."
Everyone nodded and agreed with the Queen Mother's point of view.
Before leaving, the Queen Mother told Eunuch Li to serve the Emperor well, and then left with the maid.
Everyone thought that this matter was over, and they did not know that the emperor's condition was not cured at all.
After he wakes up, he continues to make a fuss.
on the ground.
The little ant dipped in chili powder was still sneezing non-stop. The ant king couldn't stand it anymore, so he waved his little paw and said...
"Let's go, I will take you to find the young master to get the antidote."
This kind of chili powder is so powerful, it believes that the little master must have an antidote.
After the ant king finished speaking, he flapped his wings and flew out.
Thousands of little ants flew behind the ant king, sneezing and shouting...
"Hahahahaha, Your Majesty, wait for us."
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