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Chapter 235 Help, my butt is on fire
When Huo Bingbing heard this, her heart that had just been aroused by him disappeared immediately.
She felt a little disappointed.
It turned out that it took a long time.
The little boy Ye Yi was nice to her just for the sake of the little kids. It seemed like she was being sentimental.
The five Huo Dong brothers and sisters sneaked out while their parents were chatting with Grandma Huang. They had been to the palace last time, and with the Ant King leading the way, they quickly arrived outside Qianqing Palace.
A large group of ants flew in front of Huo Dong carrying a big horn. The ant king stood in front of the big horn with his hands on his hips, opened his voice, and howled hard...
"My little masters, why are you here in the Dog Emperor's palace?"
Huo Dong took out a bottle of red stuff from his arms, smiled at it slyly and said, "King Ant, we are here to play with the Emperor's uncle."
The stuff inside the bottle is so fun. When we were in the Villain Village, they often used it to deal with the villains. The villains later did not dare to use tools to wipe their buttocks when they went to the latrine. They just carried a basin of water into the latrine to wash their buttocks.
They say it's safer this way.
Ant King: “…….”
Let a few little masters lie to ghosts.
They are incompatible with the Dog Emperor.
How could you possibly come to play with him?
And bring gifts to the dog emperor? There must be something fishy hidden inside.
"Little master, what is this bottle?"
Hearing this, the little guys stretched out their hands, covered their mouths, and chuckled.
The ant king and the little ants looked confused. What were the little masters laughing at? Could it be that the thing in the bottle is poison? They wanted to poison the Dog Emperor.
This is the human world.
Killing requires a life.
The ant king became anxious and immediately shouted at the top of his lungs, sweating profusely and almost turning into a dog from exhaustion...
"My young masters, you should think twice before you act. Regicide is a capital crime. Although you are the children of your ancestors, you live in the human world after all and must abide by the order of the human world."
Seeing how hard the king was working, the little ants immediately ran forward. Some wiped the king's sweat, some fanned him, and said distressedly...
"Your Majesty, thank you for your hard work."
The ant king said that as long as a few little owners don't do anything wrong, what does it mean if it works harder?
Huo Dong hid the bottle in his arms again, glanced around mischievously, and said to the Ant King...
"King Ant, don't worry, this is not poison, it's food. You won't die even if you eat it."
food?
Since it's food, why are the little masters smiling so treacherously?
Some of it is not very trustworthy.
The five little guys said that there was no time to explain. They could not leave Cining Palace for too long. They had to seize the time to go to Qianqing Palace to settle the matter and then rush back to Cining Palace.
Otherwise, it would be bad if their father and beautiful mother come out to look for them.
After they got in, they found a large pile of rice paper, poured the red powder into the rice paper, and then covered both sides of the rice paper. Then they poured out the red powder. There was no difference on the surface. And so on. After finishing the large pile of rice paper, I put them back to their original places.
The ant king and the little ants looked confused. Aren't these rice papers used by the dog emperor to wipe his butt in the latrine?
Why did the little master pour the yellow powder in?
The five Huo Dong brothers and sisters hurried back to Cining Palace. After finishing their work, they left in a hurry.
Because the ant king and the little ant were curious about what the little master poured into the rice paper given to the dog emperor, they stayed to watch the fun.
Half an hour later.
The emperor was sitting on a toilet made of sandalwood, going to the toilet (opening the toilet in a big way)...
"Eunuch Li, I'm ready. Hurry and bring the rice paper."
"Hey." Eunuch Li agreed, and immediately took some rice paper and trotted over, waiting for the emperor to wipe his butt clean as usual.
The emperor returned to the imperial study room to approve the memorial. However, within half a quarter of an hour, he became restless, twisting around on the throne, and his expression became very strange.
Eunuch Li noticed something was wrong with the emperor, so he asked sharply...
"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?"
The emperor was feeling the heat coming from his butt. Oh my god, it was hot. Moreover, this feeling was getting more and more intense. He could hardly bear it anymore, and his face instantly turned ugly...
"Eunuch Li, it's not good. I may be sick. Please go and ask the doctor to come over."
Eunuch Li was confused. The emperor was fine just now, so why did he feel uncomfortable in the blink of an eye?
So, he asked with concern...
"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?"
The emperor's face became increasingly painful, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he said tremblingly...
"My butt feels like it's on fire. It's spicy and painful. Ouch, I can't help it anymore. This feeling is getting more and more intense and it hurts me to death. Why are you still standing there? Why don't you call the doctor over quickly?"
"Hey, I'll go right away." Eunuch Li was frightened to death when he saw the emperor's expression of pain, and quickly ran out to find the imperial doctor.
on the ground.
The ant king and the little ants looked confused at first. They didn't know what the little master put on the rice paper? Later, a little ant accidentally ate the red powder that fell on the ground, and was jumping around in circles...
"Oh my god, it's killing me, it's killing me."
Only then did they realize that it turned out that the rice paper the little master gave the dog emperor contained chili powder. The dog emperor used it to wipe his buttocks. It would be strange if it didn't kill him.
Suddenly, the ant king and the little ants were laughing so hard that they were so happy...
"Ah haha, I'm laughing so hard. The little master is really a genius. He came up with such a wicked idea. It's a shame they came up with the idea of putting chili powder on the rice paper."
"After a while, the dog emperor thought he had hemorrhoids and cut a piece of flesh out of his butt hole. That was really hilarious, hahaha..."
"Ouch, you're laughing so hard. The Dog Emperor is not good at that. Now he's not even good at the back. Are you going to let people live?"
The ant king and the little ants were rolling on the ground laughing.
Royal Garden.
The Queen Mother, the Queen Mother, and a large group of harem concubines were chatting and admiring flowers in the garden with Huo Bingbing. Suddenly, Eunuch Li hurried over and shouted in a panic...
"Empress Dowager, no good, no good, something happened to the emperor."
The Queen Mother was startled and asked quickly...
"Eunuch Li, what happened to the emperor?"
Eunuch Li: "The emperor was fine just now. After going to the latrine, he suddenly said that his buttocks seemed to be on fire. He kept howling in pain. The imperial doctor gave him medicine, but it didn't work."
Huo Dong's five brothers and sisters heard it nearby and couldn't help but stretched out their hands, covered their mouths and smiled secretly.
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