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Chapter 301: The relationship with mobile phones is a bit ambiguous
[rough male protagonist]
[“He looks like the rough male protagonist in the book, with superb muscle lines, (see picture in the comment area)
Full of sexual tension, (see pictures in the comment section)
But to be honest, this feeling could send me to the crematorium with one punch. ”]
In the comment area [Sima Cang smashed all the bottles: [He lacks a weak male scholar in his arms who cannot take care of himself. ]
(The comment section involves the emperor, so you can’t read it! The author firmly resists gambling and drug addiction! Let’s swear together with the author: Huang Tian is above, and we swear to fight against gambling and drug abuse!)]
The common people had never seen a young man with such a build, shirtless, and subconsciously swallowed their saliva.
"Frog Fun...this, this...gudong."
"Oh, this girl is so lucky to marry him. She can do it at a glance."
"That meat feels so hard, it could knock me away with one punch."
The most eye-catching thing to see was the girls, who were stunned on the spot. They thought for a while that Miss Xiaoyu had become a monk. Not to mention the handsome guys, they had never even seen beautiful women.
"It looks so awesome..."
"With broad shoulders and a narrow waist, you must look good in clothes!"
"Hey, hey, hey, sister, what are you doing? I'm not seeing enough of you trying to persuade people to dress like lightning."
Princess Shanyin looked straight at her, "Rough guy... go and search for this princess."
"Want the best, not the bad."
The ancestors didn't think anything of it. This body type is very suitable for leading troops in war. It would be a pity not to go to the battlefield.
Yu Nianzhi had already looked straight at it, and he had read it no less than five or six times in a row, but he still wasn't satisfied.
Ancestors:…………
Yu Nianzhi, you are just a perverted fish!
"It turns out that madness has already penetrated into the primary and secondary school students. I can't imagine the teacher's mood after seeing these answers.
Please use "willingness" to make a sentence: [Are you willing to be a teacher all your life? ]
[The marking teacher broke the defense on the spot]]
Everyone was stunned, "This is a question that directly touches the soul."
"If you can make money, then do it willingly."
The ancestors were very confused about the child's psychological condition. He actually asked the teacher?
"This boy, this boy has a flexible mind and can carve or carve." Anyway, whoever loves carving can carve.
[“Using Plate Science to Explain Japan’s Frequent Earthquakes: [Deserved]”]
Everyone said, "Yes! This is the correct answer!"
["How to prove that AE is vertical BF: [My eyes are rulers, and when I say vertical, it is vertical. AE⊥BF]"]
This kind of mathematical problem was the blind spot of the ancients.
"Vertical? What do you mean by vertical?"
They are full of questions, one hundred thousand walking whys.
[“Connect the words with their Chinese meanings. (Look at the picture in the comment area)
[Who can tell which root is which]]
Everyone was speechless, "What about braiding? Look at what you're doing. Can you understand it?"
[“I can’t solve half of the problems. (Look at the picture in the comment area)
[Hang on the spot]]
Seeing this, the common people finally laughed and said, "That villain has a good image."
"Believe it or not, I will die to show you the sense of sight."
"I can't do the questions, but I'm quite talented in painting. If it doesn't work, I'll change my career."
["Writing an essay about two people playing badminton. (Look at the picture in the comment area)
[Throughout this article, just tell me if there is anything wrong with it]"]
At first glance, the entire composition paper was filled with: Two people were playing badminton, and then I hit him, he hit me, I hit him, he hit me, I hit him, he hit me...
Everyone was stunned, "Can you still play like this? Is this a composition?"
"I'm uneducated, don't lie to others, is it really that simple?"
"The word perfunctory... No, you are too lazy to be perfunctory. The teacher can be so angry that he will rise to the sky."
For this, the ancestors have only two words of praise: talent!
There are talents every year, especially in future generations.
Comment area [Xiaoxiao Yueguang: [The last time I met a writer, he said, "Princess, please write an essay." ]
The infinitely mysterious Kargas: [I remember clearly that once when I was taking a test on "Plucked with Morning Blossoms at Dusk", it said how the Huniu died in the end. What I wrote was that Huniu was overfed by Zhao Lin and Xiong Daxiong Er. s.
Reply: There seems to be no Huniu in "Morning Blossoms Plucked at Dusk", you are the one taking the role.
Reply: I forgot, it’s "Camel Xiangzi". ]
Yun Dang Feng Ying: [Teacher: Sentences about caring for flowers and plants
Me: Today you step on my head, tomorrow I will grow on your head
Whole class: ...Hahaha, awesome. ]
Exploding Little Days: [The question is: Xiao Ming often plays on the road and was almost hit by a car several times. Please advise him. I wrote: Go away, you are the one who will be killed anyway, it’s none of my business. ]
Mo Huayan: [There is a boy in our class who writes Loading... in the political test paper. Now we call him Loading. ]】
The common people were shocked, "Today you step on my head, and tomorrow I will grow on your head. This sentence is so powerful!"
Of course, there are also people with Mars who are slow to respond, "What do you mean, how can grass grow on your head?"
"Grave mound."
"If you are bullied in the future, just say this! Then you will be beaten even worse..."
The ancestors couldn't help but worry about the teachers of future generations. How did they bring these unlucky children here? It’s not easy after hard work.
College students are confused, elementary school students are also confused, but what about the middle school students and high school students? Why don't you see them?
["Vocal! You said that, I feel a little ambiguous with my mobile phone.
Netizens said that playing with your phone until you fall asleep is equivalent to playing with your phone until it runs out of battery. If you think about it differently, it turns out there is no problem at all!
Doesn't the phone hitting my face mean that the phone is pressing my power button? Damn it, it makes sense! ”]
Comment area [Lucky Cat: [Playing with other people’s mobile phones is equal to cheating? ]
Too lazy to name: [Mobile phone: Baby, are you running out of energy so soon? Huh?~
Me: Ah~ Well~ I really can’t hold on anymore~
Mobile phone: Keep going~ Don’t you like to pester me so much? Hmm?~
Me: I...don’t do this~
(I’m just a bad reader, suck...)
Reply: People who are well-read are just different. ]
Bo Jing: [I am played with my cell phone every day until I pass out. ]
Minqiu.: [Sir, I don’t want a cell phone... Wadasi... I’m really tired. ]
Gu0gu: [Playing with me? I can't play with it to death! Look who's the daddy! ]
(I can’t read any more, Huang Tian is above, I swear to...)]
(Let me take away the little gift you like, pen refill??)
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