shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

(See if there is a nickname in the comments section of the article.)

The common people are dumbfounded, why are there still victims in the comment section.

The leader of the thieves was confused: "If you beat someone to death, then...then...what do you mean by those three words?"

Wang Xiucai sneered and glanced at him: "This thing means - 靇(long)龖(dá)虋(mén), do you remember it?"

"Ah?" The thief leader didn't hear clearly, but he wanted to be interviewed, "Oh, what do you mean?"

When Wang Xiucai was asked, he didn't know what it meant, but he wanted to meet him, so he snorted coldly, "You don't understand even if I say it."

The leader of the thieves was unhappy and rolled up his sleeves, "Hey, you look down on people, right? Believe it or not, I will tie you up again..."

Wang Xiucai said goodbye for the first time and got angry and asked him to guess.

"Oh~ It's still two men." The leader of the thieves glanced at Wang Xiucai, who was so arrogant that he was so angry that he refused to look at him.

This little thing has quite a bad temper, who got used to it? Are you confused about your current situation?

[National Poetry Immortal. "Singing the Goose" Imitation Competition]

King Luo Bin: "???"

What mentions him? Was it so unexpected?

He didn't want to be raped, but in this situation, he still remembered the horrible ancient poems and the horrible poets.

Li Bai coughed twice, put down the tea, and made full preparations before watching.

"Come on, let's see what's going on." (Show your face, little one!)

Du Fu looked at the light screen and breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was not Brother Taibai's.

Then you can feel at ease and happy.

Other Poets: Watching a Opera (*?w?)?╰ひ╯

Ancestors: go to the theater.

["The 60-year-old uncle in front of me actually won a national literary award just because he wrote "Ode to the Chicken" after imitating "Ode to the Goose".

[chicken chicken chicken

Screaming to the sky

The third watch calls the bright moon

The fifth watch calls for morning light]”]

Common people: "Not bad~"

It makes them think they can do it.

King Luo Bin seemed to have a crow flying over his head, "If you say something insulting, don't be angry. "Ode to the Goose" was written when I was seven years old..."

So...huh? ? ?

["Unexpectedly, it aroused dissatisfaction among netizens, so a huge "Ode to the Goose" imitation contest kicked off. First up was "Ode to the Goose":

[猹猹猹

Stealing watermelon in the middle of the night

Unlucky to meet Runtu

Backhand with a steel fork]"]

Common people: "...What is a deer? Stealing watermelon...deer? "

King Luo Bin remained silent, "It's quite rhyming..."

["As soon as this incident came out, it immediately brought back the memories of thousands of netizens, and at the same time, it also allowed them to find inspiration, so the song "Ode to Giao" came into being.

[giao giao giao

The singing is so beautiful

Ask me what tune

Giao giao in a giao nest]”]

Everyone nodded along, good, and they started singing along unconsciously.

"A giaogiao in a nest!"

"giaogiao..."

Instructed to transform into Brother Giao.

King Luo Bin: "...giao..."

No, why are you still singing?

["Although this poem has shortcomings in artistic conception, the picture quality is even better. It was also his appearance that the style of the poetry competition began to change. The most classic one is "Ying Fart":

[Fart fart fart

This is the gas in the belly

The sound shakes the heaven and the earth

Die silently]

There is also "Ode to Shit" which has the same purpose but also has the same purpose:

[Shit shit shit

Use paper for everything dry and thin

Dry can be pinched off

Rarely soared by one foot]

Good guy, what others write only has pictures, but what you two wrote even has a smell. ”]

The expressions of the common people were a little broken, "Do you know how to write the word disgusting?"

"Everyone has a mouth, as we know, so if you say less, it really won't kill anyone."

The ancestors frowned so much that they could kill a fly. There was no need to imagine this. As soon as the words came out, the picture automatically appeared in their mind.

Comment area [An Phosphorus: ["Ode to 18 Years Old"

Years, years, years

Just turned 18

Ask me how old I am

Just turned 18 years old]]

The common people raised their fingers and said, "We know this!"

"I just turned 23 years old~"

"I just turned 35 years old~"

"vomit……"

The ancestors waved the air in front of them, but they always felt that there was something dirty.

[Flower Planter’s Lucky Rabbit: ["Yong Rate" π=3.14, C=πd, C=2πr, S=πr squared. ]

Fujihashi: [King Luo Bin: "Are you happy [angry]"]]

People were stunned, "What is that chanting about? What is rate? Why can't I understand it?"

"What a coincidence, I can't understand it either."

"Oh~ the great villain who wrote "Ode to the Goose" is called King Luo Bin."

"He is so miserable...hahaha..."

King Luo Bin's silence is golden, "It doesn't matter whether I am happy or not, but you are really happy."

[Thinking about the soul wearing music | Simple|: ["Ying Ma"]

mom, Mom, Mom,

Once a flower,

Ever since I followed my dad.

Beauty becomes aunt. ]

White Clothes and Green Onions: ["Monkey Chant"

monkey, monkey, monkey

Hahahaha

Woohoo hahaha

Wuwuwuah]

Palace Master Qin, who is trying every possible means: [≤Yongfan≥

Trouble trouble trouble,

I can't finish my homework.

No time to play,

It makes me upset just thinking about it. ]】

At this point, the common people can only say: What a special image!

Especially that monkey... Roar, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ah, ah, ah...

"I wonder how King Luo Bin will react when he sees it. I really want to see it."