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Chapter 293 Swimming in Balenciaga black stockings?

The ballroom dancing ladies and gentlemen are all in place.

As Jiang Yue approached, he was blinded by the weird colors and styles of the aunts and uncles' swimsuits.

This is not a swimming lesson!

It’s clearly a swimming pool fashion show for adults and adults!

Fluorescent green swimming trunks, cute swimming trunks with elephant trunks on the back, and all-inclusive wetsuits that can go deep into the sea...

This is a comprehensive and fancy style that you won’t see even in shopping malls.

Noticing Jiang Yue's gaze on him, the uncle puffed up his chest proudly: "What do you think? The color of my swimming trunks is bright enough! This way, even if I cramp up in the middle and run out of energy, you guys will be able to detect it in time!" "

Jiang Yue blushed: "Yes, uncle, your idea is correct."

"These are my eldest grandson's swimming trunks. He couldn't wear them anymore, so I took them over and wore them, which saves me having to buy them again."

Mr. Elephant Trunk Swimming trunks also explained naturally.

Jiang Yue was surprised: "How old is your grandson? How can you wear his clothes?"

Although the fabric of swimming trunks is elastic, if the size is too small, it will always tighten your crotch.

The uncle didn’t hide it either: “As for my fat grandson, he can’t even keep up with the speed of buying clothes!”

Jiang Yue didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Uncle, our program is broadcast live online simultaneously!"

The uncle didn't care: "That's okay, it's a fact that he is fat anyway!"

Finally, there is the man who is fully armed even in the indoor swimming pool, dressed as if he is going to go diving.

He is very straightforward and confident.

"I'm afraid of the cold. Is it a problem to wear thicker clothes?"

Afraid of... the cold?

Another large bead of sweat fell on Jiang Yue's forehead.

He looked at the high temperature outside, which was more than thirty degrees.

Is it still cold like this?

Jiang Yue smiled dryly and said, "Okay, if it's really too cold, just tell me and I'll turn on the heating for you."

"Okay-huh?"

The uncle was about to agree when he realized that Jiang Yue was teasing him.

[Jiang Yue, you are quite advanced in attacking people now! 】

[As expected, your uncle is still an uncle. 】

[Uncle, can you help me ask your grandson where he bought these elephant-nosed swimming trunks? My friend thought it was cute and wanted to buy one. 】

【Creating friends out of nothing. 】

[Don’t tell me, I also fell in love with those elephant swimming trunks, and wore them when I went to the hot springs with my girlfriend...]

[It’s best to have a couple’s version. I’ll get one for my girlfriend too. 】

[Wait a minute, come to think of it, do you really have a partner? 】

[Don’t all girls like sexy ones that show off their figures? 】

[Occasionally, you have to change the taste. Do you understand this is called fun? 】

The barrage was even louder.

……

After looking at the various weird swimming trunks of the men, it was finally the turn of the aunt team.

but……

What Jiang Yue didn't expect was that when the aunts, who were quite elegant in their everyday clothes, chose swimsuits, their taste was so...indescribable.

Aunt Zhang, who is still in her sixties and still looks like a girl, is wearing a leopard print swimsuit.

Leopard print! Swimsuit!

At first glance, don’t you think it should be sexy?

But in fact, it’s really not sexy at all!

That leopard print swimsuit is just like autumn clothes and long pants, covering from head to tail, even the neck is high-collared.

Now Aunt Zhang only needs to wear a claw hood to cosplay a leopard on the spot.

This is difficult to comment on!

"Aunt Zhang, did you buy the wrong outfit...?"

"No!"

Aunt Zhang also gracefully turned in a circle for the camera, showing off her new swimsuit in all directions.

"Bought this specially! It looks good!"

Jiang Yue's mouth twitched: "Aunt Zhang, what attracts you to this swimsuit is..."

"It's conservative yet sexy! Look at this leopard print, how eye-catching it is. When it's worn on me, and with my sixty-year-old figure, which is not inferior to that of a little girl, it looks so sexy!"

And the design of this long-sleeved trousers satisfies my need to be conservative very well. After all, my age is here. If I were twenty years younger, I could swim naked! "

Aunt Zhang is also very brave to speak.

Jiang Yue was left speechless.

[This swimsuit turns heads more than a bikini! 】

[Without my aunt’s figure, I really can’t hold up these clothes! 】

[The boss originally wanted to throw away the goods, but he didn’t expect to be able to sell them. 】

[It’s not easy for auntie to find such a swimsuit! 】

[It is indeed both conservative and sexy, wild and cultivated. 】

The second one is the aunt who claims to have two mines at home.

She was wearing a big glittering sequined swimsuit, and people who didn't know better thought she was here to attend a dance.

It's just... just swim, why do you need to wear a pair of black stockings underneath?

And it was the most popular Balenciaga black silk before.

Jiang Yue was a little confused: "Auntie, don't you wear these big sequins without piercing your flesh?"

"It's quite prickly!" Auntie said, she couldn't help but start scratching, "But I can't help but look good! Only this kind of swimsuit suits my temperament!"

"What about this black stocking?"

Jiang Yue pointed to the one on her leg.

The aunt looked at Jiang Yue in surprise: "You don't know this?"

"Heisi, what don't you know about this?"

Jiang Yue was confused.

"This is not an ordinary black stocking, it's the one in Wang Wei's poem - oh no, it's Balenciaga's black stockings! The most popular one now!

Over in Milan, everyone is wearing this during fashion week and supermodels! "

The aunt answered so confidently.

"Milan fashion, glitter swimsuit with black stockings?"

"Ok!"

That arrogant little expression seems to be saying, fashion is something you don't understand.

"But we're going to go into the water soon. Are you sure you want to wear this black stocking?"

Jiang Yue reminded her one last time.

"That's right! This is fashion! It's my look!"

Auntie is very determined.

"Okay...as long as you like it."

Jiang Yue was speechless again.

[Auntie, did you just want to talk about the black stockings in Wang Wei’s poem? Hahahahaha, 16G surfing is really tough! 】

[This is the first time I have seen someone swimming in Balenciaga black stockings. 】

[So the tastes of rich people are as mysterious as my boss’s mood. 】

[Okay, I see you are rich, next. 】

[After looking at the swimsuits of the aunts, I suddenly felt that the uncle in front was very normal. Why is he so fat? 】

[My head is going to fall off laughing. 】

When the third aunt is wearing a one-piece swimsuit.

It looks normal.

But when she opened her hands, spread her wings, and asked Jiang Yue if this would affect her learning to swim, Jiang Yue's cerebellum shrank.

A swimsuit with two butterfly wings? ?

"Auntie, can you tell me where you bought this swimsuit?"

The aunt didn't hear Jiang Yue's gritted teeth and enthusiastically wanted to recommend Jiang Yue.

Jiang Yue sneered: "I want to report that store."

Chun Chun just comes out to cause harm to people.

And it specifically harms middle-aged and elderly people.

To put it bluntly, he felt embarrassed just looking at these things about the aunts.

Do the designers who design these swimsuits and the businesses who sell these clothes really feel no pain in their consciences?