Farming: I dressed up as a widow and beat my parents-in-law violently

"I'm not much better. When I took a bath yesterday, I asked the maid to light two candles. I thought the room was quite bright. Plus, when the man sold the candles, he said they would last for ten days, so I didn't feel any distress in my heart. , but the more I soaked in it, the more stinky it became. At first I thought it was the water, but later I found out it was the candle. If it hadn’t been dark and late last night, I would have wanted to come to this shop to cause trouble at night. It was really Those with evil intentions will sell everything!"

The guests who are clamoring for a refund say something to each other.

Like a sparrow in a tree.

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When He Chuwei on the side heard this, his face turned dark and white, then white and green, like a palette, and he began to panic.

Out of trust, he just received this batch of candles the day before yesterday, and he hurriedly started selling them yesterday without checking them. As a result, he had never smelled the smell mentioned by the guests, so he naturally didn't believe it.

With a skeptical attitude, he picked up the candle lamp placed outside the shop, put it to the tip of his nose and smelled it.

"vomit--"

The next second, his mind went blank and he retched directly.

"Hahaha, look, the shopkeeper himself has vomited, let me see how you can quibble!"

"That's right, you sell candles that smell so bad, are you so immoral?"

"Refund, refund -"

"Yes, refund the money, refund the money quickly——"

I saw He Chuwei bending over and vomiting loudly.

The guests holding candles couldn't stop laughing.

They held up candles, laughed, and shouted for their money back.

Before He Chuwei could speak, a rough voice sounded from the crowd.

"Little brother, can you lend this candle to Pindao for a look?"

The speaker is an old man.

Wearing a Taoist robe, he has a long beard, which is as white as his hair.

Looks very old.

In ancient times, Taoist priests and monks were both revered.

Therefore, the man did not refuse and readily handed the candle in his hand to the Taoist priest.

"Old Taoist Priest, do you want to buy candles? I suggest you go to the Yang's Incense Candle Shop across the street to buy them. The candles there are cheap and easy to use. Unlike this shop, the shopkeeper has a bad heart and lungs, and the candles sold cost 200 yuan a piece. , it is said that it can be lit for ten days and will not go out. In fact, the candle smells so bad that I don’t even know what it is made of. We are asking him to refund the money, so please don’t buy it.”

The man thought the Taoist priest wanted to buy candles.

He quickly dissuaded him.

"No, no, no, I didn't want to buy a candle, but this candle... Hey, what a sin. I dare to use anything to make a candle. Come on, take this talisman. I will give it to you. Take it. After returning home, burn it into ashes and soak it in water to drink. Everyone in the house who smells this candle must drink it! Then sprinkle a handful of coarse salt on each of the four corners of the room where the candle was lit and on the threshold, as well as the lampstand where the candle is placed. Remember to bury it in the soil and never use it again. If you feel unwell in the future, buy a mahogany sword and hang it on the wall to restore it to its original state."

The old Taoist priest took out a yellow talisman from his clothes and handed it to the man.

He shook his head as he spoke.

Very scary.

"What's going on? Please tell me, Taoist Priest, that it's not just me, there are many people who have bought this candle. If Taoist Priest doesn't explain the situation, we will be uneasy!"

The man took the spell and asked anxiously.

"Yes, Taoist Priest, what's going on? You just light a candle, why do you need to drink talisman water? Hang a mahogany sword? Isn't this a way to ward off evil? Where does this candle come from? Taoist Priest, please tell us."

"My family has smelled this smell. Taoist Priest, please sell me some talismans. The little girl at home has been crying since she woke up early in the morning. She said she dreamed of unclean things and her face is not right. Could it be that this candle is Only for the shady house?"

"That's not a big deal. My father passed away last year and I used the two candles left over from the funeral at night. It's not a big deal."

"Taoist Priest, don't say half of what you say. It makes me panic."

"..."

All customers who have bought candles will feel their scalp numb and their heart cold when they hear the old Taoist priest's words.

They speculated in their minds about the candle's origin.

The more I think about it, the more I am afraid.

"Hey, that's all, I might as well tell you, so as not to be kept in the dark. This shopkeeper, did you buy the candles from the south?"

The old Taoist priest sighed and walked to He Chuwei.

ask him.

After He Chuwei vomited, his eyes were scarlet and tears could not stop flowing out. He was stupefied by the smell of candles.

Hearing the Taoist priest's words, he nodded blankly.

"That's right! During the autumn harvest last year, Pindao passed south. There was a county seat there with a larger population. Tens of thousands of people died due to floods! This accounted for a full 20% of the county's population! The county magistrate blocked the news, so It has not been spread that the floods destroyed the crops, destroyed many houses, and there were deaths in every household. Because there was no time for the autumn harvest, the food was destroyed, and the price of food in the county rose sharply. Many people were living in poverty. In order to make money, some people Many unscrupulous people go everywhere to collect corpses and use them to scrape corpse oil.

I originally wanted to make candles from this corpse oil and sell them at a high price, but who knew that this corpse oil candle had a fatal flaw, that is, after being lit, it smelled like a dead rat. Those merchants were not stupid. They refused after just smelling it. Unexpectedly, This batch of candles has been kept until now, and they have been sold to Shu County. Look, the corpse oil candles in your hands are exuding yin energy. Anyone who has bought candles must get rid of the bad luck. Otherwise, it will hinder longevity in the future! "

The old Taoist priest stroked his beard and said slowly.

He traveled around and visited many places.

This batch of candles was thought to have been destroyed, but unexpectedly it was still left in the world.

commit a sin.

What a crime.

To make money, use it to harm others.

The old Taoist priest's eyes changed when he looked at He Chuwei.

Added a bit of sharpness.

"What? Corpse oil candle?"

"Oh my god, this is so scary. You are so wicked. You dare to sell corpse oil candles. You are making money and you have lost your heart and lungs? Report to the official, you must report to the official! No wonder my son didn't wake up until dawn today. , What day did he not get up early in the past? He must have hurt his body by inhaling the corpse gas from this candle. Pay for it, you must pay for it!"

"Everyone, come and take a look. The He Family Incense Candle Shop actually sells corpse oil candles. I, Tian, ​​have never seen such a profiteer in my life. You are just trying to make money. You are so heartbroken. This is corpse oil." Ah! You dare to sell anything. I wish your whole family will have no children or grandchildren, make money but lose your life!"

"Well said! If you dare to sell this kind of thing, you won't be afraid of losing your life! You will definitely be punished. Bah, bah, bah, it's a broken thing. I've been holding it for a long time. Isn't my hands touching those dead bodies in disguise? ? Oh my God, I want to die. What evil have I done? If something like this happens, oh, what can I do? If you don’t give us an explanation, I’m not done with you!"