Farming: I dressed up as a widow and beat my parents-in-law violently

Not even two-quarters of an hour after He Chuwei arrived at the shop, he had several grains of broken silver in his hand. Looking at the shop full of customers, he couldn't hold the corners of his mouth down.

I even imagined in my mind the days when I could earn a thousand taels a month.

At that time, he would hug Mrs. Wan during the day, help his father pamper Mrs. Liu at night, and take in several beautiful concubines to give birth to his children.

Isn't it beautiful?

When his grandparents pass away, he will have the final say in the family.

After all, he is a good-for-nothing dad.

Don't care about anything.

Just give me some money to spend.

Let him go out to play, and it's best not to come back every day!

However, before the daydreaming was over, there was a sudden noise outside the door.

He Chuwei had to come back to his senses.

I wanted the waiter to go out and see what was going on outside, but the next second I remembered that the two waiters were still outside soliciting customers.

"Everyone, come and take a look. This vicious He family incense and candle shop is actually selling inferior candles at a high price! A full two hundred coins! After I bought it home yesterday, I lit it as soon as it got dark, but this candle It's a stinker to smoke my house! It's a lie to say that it will last for ten days if it burns! It stinks like this, so what if it doesn't burn out? Who can stay in such a smelly house? "

"Are you all here to return goods? Me too! Last night, I was so stupefied that my son almost fainted due to the stink! My son will take the imperial examination next year. If something goes wrong with the smell, your He Family Incense Candle Shop will be responsible for me to the end. ——”

"Get out of the way, what are you doing to stop us? Where is your shopkeeper? Tell him to get out!"

"Come out, come out-"

"Everyone, please take a look at this sign and remember it clearly. Don't buy candles from this shop in the future. Even though it's expensive, it still stinks. I feel sick when I think of the smell last night. It's like a smelly fish that has been dead for seven or eight days. Oh, oh, I feel sick to my stomach!"

"Look, these two candles are still at the door. Come and smell it. This is the smell! No wonder I smelled it vaguely outside this shop yesterday. I thought someone farted in the crowd. Co-authored It just smells like candles!”

"It stinks so much even when it's ventilated, let alone with the doors and windows closed. Oh my god, I feel like vomiting again. What is this candle made of? Why does it stink better than a cesspit that has been soaked for ten days?"

The noise became louder and louder, and He Chuwei came out of the shop with a frown.

As soon as I crossed the threshold, I found that the door was crowded with people, all of them holding candles bought from the Hejia Incense Candle Shop yesterday, and a few people gathered around the two candles at the door to smell the scent.

Smell and gag at the same time.

"What is this for?"

He Chuwei asked with confusion on his face.

"You finally came out, please return the money quickly! Don't think you can escape by finding two waiters to stop us. If you don't return the candle today, I will go to the county government to sue you. How dare you break the candle?" It’s so expensive, you’re blatantly cheating us out of our money! Don’t buy it from anyone in the shop. Come out and smell the candles at the door. It’s so smelly. You can’t use it when you get it home. Don’t buy it. ——”

One woman had the sharpest eyes. When she saw He Chuwei coming out, she immediately yelled at him to return the money.

I also didn’t forget to remind the customers in the shop not to buy candles.

Her voice was as loud as a trumpet.

The guests in the shop heard it clearly, and one by one they put down the candles in their hands and came out to watch the fun.

The crowd is getting bigger.

Not only those who returned the goods, but also those who passed by to join in the fun, and new customers who sniffed the candles.

He Chuwei's face turned dark.

"You stinky bitch, did you come here to cause trouble on purpose? My candle stinks? Are you awake? How come the candle stinks? I think you just want to extort money. Be careful, I'll report it to the official and I'll arrest you!"

He Chuwei raised his thick eyebrows and cursed at the woman.

No wonder he got angry.

The business of the shop finally got better.

It's only the second day. If this woman interferes with it, no one will dare to come to the Hejia Incense Shop to buy candles in the future.

He looked at the door, which was surrounded by people.

He Chuwei broke out in cold sweat.

He cursed loudly, as if trying to suppress the woman.

Let's take a preemptive strike and scare her.

Unexpectedly, the woman also had a tough temper and directly threw the candle in her hand at He Chuwei.

Candles are hard objects after all.

He Chuwei's forehead was instantly turned red.

"You little beast, you defrauded us of our money and you still dare to scold me? If you have the ability, report it to the official. I'm afraid of you! So many people say that the candles you sell in your shop are smelly. Do you think I'm here to cause trouble on purpose? Get your money back! Hurry up! Broken candles, they stink like a latrine, and I don’t know what the hell they are made of. Bah! They sell them for 200 cents each. If I had known they were so smelly, I wouldn’t even buy them for 20 cents!"

The woman spat at He Chuwei.

He looks disgusting.

He Chuwei's age is here.

No matter how angry he was, he couldn't compare with the woman in her forties. He couldn't spit at her, so he could only take two steps back with a pale face, for fear that others would throw things at him again.

The pain coming from his forehead made him grin in pain.

"What are you doing! How dare you hit our shopkeeper, you old fool, don't rely on your old age to do anything. If you dare to do anything again, I will send you to the government!"

"That's right, how can a good candle stink? What nonsense are you talking about!"

The two waiters took He Chuwei's money and couldn't just stand there.

They stopped in front of He Chuwei.

Yelled at the woman.

In fact, when they lit candles in the past two days, they also smelled a foul smell, and they didn't dare to think about the candles at first.

After all, in their minds, how could a candle stink.

They just thought it was a dung truck passing by the door.

Peed a little and peed.

This is where the smell comes in.

"The candles sold in your shop really stink! My son was reading a book last night and almost fainted from the stink. I thought it was the urinal in the room that had a strong smell, but who knew it was actually the stink of the candle? The smell of the candle turned out to be... You dare to sell it so expensive, no wonder you buy three and get one free, you are a bunch of liars, you are working together to form a nest of snakes and rats! Get your money back quickly! I will not finish with you for delaying my pediatric exam!"

This is just great.

It wasn't just the women who were making a fuss.

The customers waiting to return the goods also started arguing.

"I don't want this candle anymore. Give me the money! Last night I was thinking about making a bellyband for my eldest grandson. Unexpectedly, as soon as I lit the candle, the room became more and more stinky. It was so stinky that I couldn't stay any longer! The key is that I At first, I didn’t realize it was the smell of candles. I thought there was a dead mouse hidden under the bed at home. It was a rummaging and I almost tore down the house! Finally, my daughter-in-law sat at the table and smelled the candles. She vomited and died. Oh, I almost vomited out the gall, and then I realized that the smell was coming from the candle!"

"I lit candles in the yard. Don't think that the ventilation will stop the smell. Just when a gust of wind came, the smoke from the candles floated to my face. You really don't know. At that moment, I felt like I had fallen into a cesspool. I dropped For days like this, I don’t even dare to think about it, my chest is so tight, why am I buying candles, I’m just looking for trouble!”