Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

[Hutao: Am I heavy with yin energy? 】

[Kamizato Ayaka: Did I steal Yuhengxing’s weapon? 】

[Barbara: Am I a Mondne ghost? 】

[Xiao Gong: I am actually a fugitive suspect]

[Yura: I have recorded this grudge]

[Fischer: Who, who is little Amy?]

[Mona: I’m wearing clothes, okay. What do you mean by not having a piece of hair? Please explain.]

[Miko Yae: I didn’t expect that I was actually a bad woman]

[Keli: Aunt Yae is a bad person]

[Wendy: Why am I next in line?]

[Keqing: This is all a script, I have never thought about it this way]

[Kaia: A mere script offended everyone who could be offended]

[Paimon: Singer, forget it, I don’t know what to say either]

[Ying: I didn’t expect Ah Qing to understand him so well, hehe]

[Keqing: These are all scripts. Besides, I have eliminated one wrong option for you.]

[Paimon: It is indeed a sweet and carving combination]

[Gan Yu: Please, please don’t say that]

[Kaia: The third and last one are definitely not, which means the answer is one, two, four]

[Xingqiu: Nonsense Literature]

[Paimon: That’s very good, don’t say it next time]

[Ying: Paimon, please reason it out]

[Paimon: What’s the point in reasoning about this? The worst thing is that you’ll be punished]

[Ying: We must respect the old and love the young, you first]

[Hutao: Why don’t we let our new rock god Zhongli answer]

[Wendy: The old man is so miserable. He finally retired and was dragged up again]

[Zhongli: Feeling a little tired]

[Qi Liangliang: I choose the second one! @system】

[Miko Yae: Little guy, are you so brave? 】

[Qi Liangliang: Mr. Palace Secretary, instead of getting entangled, it’s better to take the initiative, just in case I make the right choice]

【Ding! Congratulations to Qi Liangliang for his wrong answer, and punishment for Qi Liangliang's performance of the script "Your Rider is Duel with the Gods". Special guests: Ying, General Thunder and Lightning, Paimon, Zhongli, Tevalin, Wendy, Kujo Sanra, Sora, and Catherine. 】

[Kaiya: This Miss Qi Liangliang actually dueled with a god. Was it with the God of Thunder, the God of Rock and the God of Wind? 】

[Tevalin: I have a bad feeling]

[Wendy: Don’t worry, Didi won’t beat the dragon]

[Qi Liangliang: I am just a courier, how can I have the courage to challenge the gods]

[Keqing: Expectations are high! 】

【Ding! Start punishment]

In the picture

Travelers squat in front of a pile of express delivery and use their mobile phones to place orders for delivery.

After waiting for a long time, I finally met the courier-Miss Qi Liangliang.

Qi Liangliang asked: "Do you need to give away so many things?"

The traveler nodded, turned around and said: "This is for Xiaogong's wife, this is for Shenzi's wife, this is for Keqing..."

Qi Liangliang interrupted the spell and asked: "Wait, you have two wives?"

Paimon on the side curled his lips and said: "There are only two of them, the Traveler..."

Before Paimon could finish his words, he was slapped away by the traveler, "You should stay out of the affairs of honorary knights!"

After slapping Paimeng away, the traveler also warmly thanked Qi Liangliang for his help.

After a while.

The traveler slapped his cell phone in front of the table and muttered: "Let's see if my express delivery has arrived."

The screen displays: Qiliangliang Express reminds you: Your express is being delivered...

Qi Liangliang on the mobile phone flew from Liyue Port to Mondstadt City with lightning speed.

The traveler couldn't help but sigh: "So fast???"

Screen turn

At this time, Qi Liangliang was in the barrel of the cannon, and Zhongli was holding a torch.

Qi Liangliang said: "Please, stranger passing by, help me light a fire."

Zhongli nodded, lit the cannon's fuse, and then Qi Liangliang turned into a shooting star and headed straight for Mondstadt.

Zhong Li looked at Qi Liangliang flying away and said with emotion: "Based on common rationality, this speed is indeed much faster. If Liyue switches to this mode of transportation..."

...

The traveler turns on his phone again

It shows: Qiliangliang Express reminds you: Your rider is choosing a mount.

The traveler was also a little confused, why did he suddenly choose a mount?

Screen turn

Qi Liangliang sat on Tewarin's back, pointed at a certain place and said, "A-Feng, that's the direction, take off."

Wendy shouted under the West Wind Cathedral: "Don't forget to pay my rent!"

...

The traveler at the table looked at the delivery speed of the express and couldn't help but sigh: "Isn't this express delivery too efficient? Can you go back to Inazuma from Xumi so quickly?"

At this time, a message pops up on the phone screen, your rider is dueling with the gods!

Meanwhile, on the other side…

Inazuma's Thunderbolt General and her loyal licking dog Kujo Sora are watching Qi Liangliang.

The difference is that at this moment, Kujo Sora is having fun with his missing shirt.

General Thunder pulled out the milk-flavored knife from his chest and shouted: "No express delivery allowed!"

Qi Liangliang didn't take General Thunder and Lightning seriously at all, and snorted coldly: "Humph, there is no express delivery that I can't deliver."

This time the highlight moment of Emperor Ye Tian is reproduced, but the protagonist is replaced by Qi Liangliang.

Qi Liangliang used the express box to resist General Lei and Lightning's Wu Xiang's knife. During the resistance, the express box suddenly opened, and General Lei and Lightning was stunned for a moment.

Qi Liangliang took advantage of General Lei and Lightning's daze to escape from the knife's edge and said with a smile: "Hey, I lied to you."

Then he turned around and left. After changing his clothes, Kujo Sanra shouted: "Stop her, stop her quickly!"

...

After a long time

On the traveler's phone, a message popped up again.

Qiliangliang Express reminds you: Your express has been delivered ~

The traveler sighed: "This efficiency is too high."

Then Amway gave love to a family of people

...

Mond

"Thank you to the stars and..."

Kong next to Catherine felt the cell phone vibrating in his trouser pocket. He picked it up and saw that it was a message from his sister.

it says on the screen.

Love each other as a family (3)

Ying: Family members, this is really super efficient - Qiliangliang Express.

Ying: I have dozens of couriers and they are all delivered in a short time. I recommend using them!

Sora typed back: "But you are my only family member, why do you say we?"

Paimon sent a question mark?

Immediately afterwards, group member Paimon was removed from the group chat.

【Ding! The punishment is over! 】

[Paimon:? ? ? Why did you kick Paimon out?]

[Ying: Yes, Paimon is my family! @null】

[Kaia: Traveler, please stop saying a few words, your brother has issued a wanted order for the doctor because of you]

[Ying: Onii-chan, you are really my good brother, I wronged you]

[Paimon: Why do you want to fly Paimon out? 】

[Kaia: Because you talked too much, you almost exposed that the traveler has many wives]

[Keqing: Why have I become a traveler’s wife again? 】

[Miko Yae: Little guy, you have a big appetite, and you are actually interested in your sister too]

[Ying: No, in comparison, I am more interested in Ningguang. Who makes her the richest woman in Teyvat?]

[Ning Guang:…]

[Xiao Gong: Traveler and I are good friends, not his wife]

[Ying: Let’s talk about it later]

[Tvarin: Barbatos, what did you say about Didi beating the dragon? 】

[Wendy: You can’t blame me. The script has been written and we don’t have the ability to change it. Anyway, Didi has beaten the dragon more than once. You will get used to it next time]

[Xingqiu: "Dongfeng Express", "Didi Fighting the Dragon"]

[Tvarin: Barbatos, I****]

[Beidou: In the front, there is Emperor Ye Tian who forcibly received General Leiden’s sword, and in the back, there is the courier Qi Liangliang. Dao’s wife is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger]

[Qi Liangliang: I am just a little monster who has just transformed. How could I possibly be able to catch the general's sword? But what impressed me most was riding on the body of Lord Fengshen's retinue. I will never forget it in my life]

[Tvarin: Barbatos! Please do something serious! 】

[Hu Tao: You are indeed my guest, you can actually come up with such a way to improve the performance of our Rebirth Hall]

[Yan Fei: Hall Master Hu, according to Article 232 of the Liyue Laws and Regulations, the crime of intentional homicide is sentenced to death, life or fixed-term imprisonment of more than ten years]

[Hutao: I'm just having fun, I'm very law-abiding]

【Yan Fei: You'd better be】