Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

Chapter 335 Gan Ke cooks wine and asks his wife

【Ding! May I ask which box number the traveler will choose next?]

【A, No. 1】

【B, No. 2】

【C, No. 3】

【D, No. 4】

【E, No. 5】

[F. Children only do multiple choice questions, adults I want them all! 】

【Ding! This Q&A is a quick answer question. If you answer wrong or correct answers, you will understand]

[Kaia: The system’s tone is so perfunctory]

[Xingqiu: That’s right! 】

[Arataki Ichito: How can you make a ghost beetle into candy? Too cruel】

[Xiang Ling: Can lizard tails and ghost beetles also be made into candies? I’ll give it a try next time too]

[Chongyun: Strange knowledge has increased]

[Ichito Arataki: Hahahaha, it’s a panko-flavored candy. Pangolin\u003d Paimon, so it’s a Paimon-flavored candy]

[Paimon: Paimon is not edible, let alone Paimon-flavored candy]

[Xiang Ling: I hope one day I can taste Paimon]

[Maplehara Manyo: The Taste of the Starry Sky]

[Paimon: Hello! What kind of strange metaphor is this?]

[Bennett: I won’t guess, it must be wrong]

[Kaia: Son of God, don’t give up like this, what if it’s right]

[Bennett: If Kelly comes, she will definitely get the answer right]

[Xingqiu: Are you serious about the last option? Why does it sound like a traveler’s tone?]

[Kaia: Be more confident and remove what you feel like]

[Ying: Kaiya! How can you slander someone’s innocence out of thin air]

[Keqing: Keli, tell your sister which one you should choose]

[Keli: Keli doesn’t know, I feel like Keli should be the third one]

[Keqing: @System, I choose the third one]

[Ying: You are cheating, it’s over before I’m ready]

【Ding! Congratulations to Keqing for her wrong answer, and punishment for Keqing's performance of the script "Gan Ke Makes Wine and Asks His Wife", special guest: Gan Yu]

[Gan Yu: Why am I still there? 】

[Keli: Sister Keqing, I’m sorry, Keli didn’t mean it]

[Keqing: It’s okay, at least one wrong answer has been eliminated, right?]

[Xiang Ling: I thought I could eat beef offal again]

[Ying: Wife? Could it be that Keqing likes girls? How about thinking about me? 】

[Chongyun: Scumbag! My aunt is still hooking up with Qing Qing outside]

[Keqing: I don’t like playboys, not to mention you are a woman]

[Ying: Girls are true love]

[Paimon: I feel like I’m in danger]

[Lisa: Little cutie, it’s time to give me a call]

【Ding! Punishment begins]

Ke Qing and Gan Yu appeared on the screen

Keqing asked: "Gan Yu has been in Liyue for thousands of years, do you know what a goddess is?"

Gan Yu shook his head and said, "I don't know the details, please enlighten me."

Keqing explained: "It is mentioned in "The New Gospel: On Why Gods" that if you want to become a god, you must not be arrogant, angry, lazy, jealous, greedy, gluttonous, or lustful, and do not commit these seven Sin has the qualifications to become a god."

Gan Yu: "If you memorize it like a stream, it belongs to yes."

Keqing went on to say: "There are two people on the list of goddesses of spiny newts near Hupu. The people on them range from the moon to agriculture. There are also two people on the Wutivat continent. The sweet rain has been in all directions for a long time. Do you know who is on the list? Please try. Sunny words.”

Gan Yu said: "Yu was favored by the emperor and became an official in Liyue. The goddess of the world is really unknown."

Keqing waved her hands and said with a smile: "Haha, don't be too modest."

Gan Yu thought about it carefully and asked: "In the God of Rice Wife, Princess Egret knows everything about music, chess, calligraphy and painting. I invite you to dance under the moon during the festival. Is this okay?"

Keqing shook her head, gritted her teeth and said: "Try to steal my weapon, I will capture you sooner or later."

Gan Yu asked again: "The Mond sisters, Qin and Barbara, vitality idols with millions of fans, the head of the OL group, can they be married to Mond on behalf of them?"

Ke Qing shook her head and said, "Barbara, the inner ghost, is the leader of Band Qin. That's not the version."

Gan Yu then asked: "Dao's wife has a sparkling person, and her pectoralis major muscle is wrapped with a bandage. Xiaogong, can I be my wife?"

Keqing shook her head and said: "The fugitive suspect is neither yes nor no."

Gan Yu asked: "The four little Loli girls, Qili Pomelo Cat, Duer Zhenjun Dio Cat, and Bounce Bomb Zaomou Mouse, can they be married?"

Keqing shook her head, "Not too much punishment!"

Gan Yu asked again: "My Lord Liyue Ningguang is admired by thousands of people. The new white ramie is better than the red gauze. The jade pendant and beaded tassel are swaying with gold. I cultivate myself and govern the country to bring peace to the world. I am a good wife for my villa and island."

Ke Qing: "Ningguang is more majestic but not close enough, making it difficult for her to be a wife."

Gan Yu: "Hu Tao, the master of the Rebirth Hall, travels between the yin and yang worlds, shuttling between reality and reality. He is famous among the princes for his singing and "cooking skills". Can he be his wife?"

Keqing said with a serious face: "The yin energy of walnuts is too strong, it is easy to drain out the yang energy, and it is difficult to raise a wife."

Gan Yu: "Yora, a noble from Mondstadt, is usually unknown but suddenly moves the world with her dance. She captivated the city with her first dance, and captivated the country with her second dance. Can I be my wife?"

Ke Qing: "The arrogant blue-haired dog will definitely be defeated, so why bother."

Gan Yu: "There is a princess in the Pure Land of Youye. I can earn XP by hitting the blindfold twice. Little Amy, can I be my wife?"

Keqing shook her head, "Oz is called Little Fischer, how can she be a wife?"

Gan Yu: "The true God of Rice Wife, who rules the world, pulls out a sword from his chest to kill the white snake, bravely wins the name of Baal, the God of Thunder, General Thunder and Lightning, can I have my wife?"

Ke Qing: "I cut the traveler with a knife when I first saw him. I can't explain it. How difficult is it?"

Gan Yu also became more and more enthusiastic as he talked, and asked: "There is a man from Fontaine who now lives in Mondstadt. He is slim and dressed in a thin veil - Mona, can I have a wife?"

Keqing: "Who can afford it?"

Gan Yu: "Liyue is half immortal, and the pioneers of law popularization are gone. I have been busy arresting Zhang for three days and nights. Can I have a wife?"

Keqing patted the table, stood up and said, "Do you know you broke the law?"

Gan Yu: "Dragon King Beidou, pirates are also chivalrous. They kill sea monsters and show their power all over the world. They are unstoppable when they break into rice fields. Can they be wives?"

Ke Qing: "Pirates make their home all over the world. They live in no fixed place. They rarely get together and often leave. They are not allowed to have wives."

Gan Yu: "The rice wife has mountains, there are trees in the mountains, there is a temple under the trees, and there is a girl in the temple. When we meet in another world, we can renew our relationship. The son of the eighth level god can be his wife."

Ke Qing: "Bad woman~Bad woman~"

Gan Yu: "Dao's wife, rebel military advisor Xinhai, can make 180,000 travelers bend their backs with just one sentence. She is enough to be a wife."

Ke Qing responded calmly: "We'll wait until we survive the Thunder God Pond."

Gan Yu: "Champion of Mondstadt Flying, the head of the three resident limited fantasy gods, Count Rabbit Thigh Socks, the first person a novice meets for the first time, Amber, what a lovely wife."

Keqing: "Hahahahaha, Changzhuchi, why come to Amber!"

Gan Yu: "Liyue's little boss, a researcher of new dishes, a pet rice dumpling, known as Little Diluc, Xiangling, is he enough to be his wife?"

Keqing sighed: "Heavy food is difficult to digest. It can capture a man's heart but not his stomach."

Gan Yu: "Noel, the maid of Mondstadt, can I marry you?"

Keqing mocked: "If you have the Eye of God, you are still a reserve. It's close."

Gan Yu: "The immortal in the mountains, the true king who stays in the clouds and borrows the wind, has a sharp mouth and a soft heart. He is serious on the outside but sickly on the inside. Can he be his wife?"

Keqing shook her head.

Gan Yu: "Mond's unknown character Wendy..."

Before Gan Yu could finish speaking, Ke Qing said: "The man is next."

...

"Besides this, I really don't know about the rain."

"The only two people on the Hupu list today are Yu and Qing'er."

【Ding! Punishment ends]

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