Marvel, who rescued him? !

Chi—Chi—Chi—

Deadpool chewed bubble gum and polished his newly acquired knives with a whetstone.

The transport plane was divided into two rows with eight fully armed soldiers sitting in meditation, with their eyes closed, and Taylor was sitting next to Deadpool.

Holding the katana in both hands, Deadpool gently stroked the smooth blade and sighed:

"This is the feeling. In this world, I love this sword more than anything else. Unfortunately, it is no longer made of carbonate alloy, and also...my enemies are no longer werewolves and vampires. You want to know this why?"

"Don't want to." Taylor replied coldly, leaning on his seat.

"because……"

"That's not right~" Taylor opened his eyes and interrupted: "I remember your enemy also has yellow parallax..."

"Shut up! Boss~! Never mention that thing!" Deadpool yelled quickly.

"Where did I just say? Oh~ Those scientists who helped me build the sword actually asked me if I could electrify the sword or press a button to make it ignite. Those idiots, as long as the sword is sharp enough, it can cut through everything. Just what is in front of you, hey~ I always feel like I said these words last time, as if I was also in a transport plane, and I was also surrounded by muscular men full of sex."

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Deadpool continued to talk to himself:

"I must take it to my ex-girlfriend's wedding and swing the sword a few times. That scene will definitely be unforgettable."

The heavily armed soldier opposite him opened his eyes.

"It's funny, kid playing with knives, but a knife can never be like a robbery. If you don't shut up, I can break your mouth for you."

Deadpool lit up his blade: "Compared to your gun, your mouth is more intimidating. Do you want to try it? A little boy who can only play with guns."

"That's enough!" An officer in military uniform with no rank on his shoulders came over from the direction of the cab. He put his hands behind his back, raised his wrist and looked at the time and said:

"The mission location has arrived, and this mission is also not approved! We tacitly allow you to use any method as long as you find Tony Stark, but if you are accidentally arrested, we will never admit it. Do you understand? "

Although he was asking everyone, his eyes were focused on Taylor and Deadpool. These words were meant for them. In his opinion, these two inexplicable people who were inserted by an inexplicable department were the hidden dangers of the mission. .

Patting the bulging backpack beside him, Taylor said:

"Sorry ~ we need to go alone."

Deadpool put his swords back into their scabbards and mocked:

"That's right, we won't bring you burdensome people with us."

"You!" The soldier who had been arguing with Deadpool was angry, but was stopped by the officer. He said coldly:

"That's best."

hum-

The transport plane's hatch opens.

Outside is an endless desert.

With a smile on his face, Deadpool walked to the edge of the hatch, recalled the essentials of the action, clasped his hands on his chest, and said passionately:

"I'm……"

Taylor jumped down to help him catch up:

"Silly X."

Looking down at Taylor's whereabouts, Deadpool waved to the remaining people in the cabin: "Goodbye~ You little fools."

This is of course not Tyler's first time skydiving. He also went to Hawaii for six months and received training at the SHIELD Academy.

Now Taylor is also a level 5 agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., so he landed in the desert perfectly.

As soon as he put away his parachute bag, he saw the parachute hanging on Deadpool's leg in mid-air. He was like a spinning top, stuck on the sand dunes in the distance.

Taylor offered a moment of silence and hoped Shasha was okay.

When Taylor came to Deadpool's side, he saw that Deadpool had pulled out his head and was spitting out sand.

"Wade, are you okay?"

Taylor was relieved to find that Deadpool's supplies were intact.

Deadpool complained:

"It tastes like dried scorpion shit."

Looking at the situation around him, there was endless desert all around, and the scorching sun was shining directly down. Fortunately, the two people's bodies had been strengthened. Taylor pretended to take out the map from his backpack and looked at it:

"We should go in that direction!"

Deadpool is completely indifferent to this:

"Save Monopoly Tony Stark. He is such a rich bastard. There are so many organizations trying to save him."

"That's right, Wade." Taylor put away the map and stepped on the sand with one foot deep and one shallow. Soon the sand poured into his combat boots: "If we don't hurry up and save him, he will He ran out on his own."

"You are the boss, you have the final say, but are we going to go there like this? Are we really not going to be seen by those little guys? Should we make some disguises? After all, this is their territory, and they must be more powerful than us. Knows and is good at handling everything here.”

"Maybe we can pretend to be lost tourists, or hikers, or the genie who just left Aladdin's lamp, and trick them into coming to rescue us."

This is not only the only base where Stark is imprisoned, but under Nick's instruction, three bases in the desert have been attacked, but in the end nothing was found.

"Okay~" Listening to Deadpool's chattering voice, Taylor finally agreed to his idea of ​​​​disguising.

With a wave of his hand, Deadpool's combat uniform transformed, and his whole body glowed with green light, like a glowing onion. He covered his face in disbelief.

"My special hair!!"

Behind the green eyepatch on his face, Deadpool's face became even greener than the eyepatch.

"No--!!"

Deadpool screamed in horror in the desert. He wailed and tore at his green glowing combat uniform, trying to tear off the symbol of a horizontal bar above and below the circle on his chest. His face looked ugly as if he had been poisoned by green poison. .

Deadpool may not have any weaknesses, but Ryan does, so the Deadpool played by Ryan has Ryan's weaknesses.

And Ryan Reynolds hates the "Green Lantern" he plays the most. In his opinion, this is the dark history of his life, and he is unwilling to talk about it.

Even in "Deadpool 2", the Deadpool he played traveled through time and personally killed himself who was very proud of himself after getting the "Green Lantern" script.

Taylor waved his hand to remove Deadpool's disguise. Deadpool lay weakly on the ground, turned to look at Taylor and commented:

"Boss~ You are too dark! You are from DC, right?"

Looking at Deadpool who stood up, Taylor countered:

"Wade~ You are also from DC~"

"No!!! You devil!"