Marvel, who rescued him? !
Chapter 54 The Eve of Rescue
It was already dark when Deadpool was bailed out from the police station. The two people drove a pickup truck to the burger shop again and bought a burger.
Deadpool complained:
"Those little babies sexually harassed me. They not only snatched away my Ellie, but also threw Mia to the ground. I am a front-line superhero. If I encounter them next time when I am enforcing justice, I must Scratch their police cars.”
Ellie and Mia are the names of the coins in his pocket.
Deadpool, who was driving the car, glanced at the game coins spinning between Taylor's fingers and asked:
"What's your name, cutie?"
Then he turned to Taylor and introduced:
"She said her name was Minnie."
"Wade."
"Ok?"
"Watch the road."
bang——
The vehicle hit a tree, and Deadpool, who was not wearing a seat belt, was like a missile, smashing through the window and spinning out.
Then he braked with his face, stood up in confusion, and looked around blankly.
"Wade, do you never wear a seat belt when riding in a car?"
Beating his back, Deadpool limped back.
"How refreshing! Wolverine never carries a parachute when he jumps out of a plane."
After reversing and driving forward two meters, Deadpool pulled on the handbrake and said, "We're here."
The two people got out of the car together.
Wiping the blood on his face, Deadpool didn't have a complete immortal body now, and it would probably take several months to regain his handsome face.
"Can't we kill all the agents Nick asked to follow us? Or threaten them a little, such as cutting off their hands and feet."
Taylor shook his head and said, "No, I am a law-abiding citizen."
As he spoke, Taylor pulled out the Glock from his waist and skillfully began to install the silencer.
Deadpool took out the revolver from his crotch.
"Oh~~Law-abiding citizen~"
Taylor said calmly:
"As long as no one knows that I have broken the law, who can say that I am not a law-abiding citizen."
After adjusting his suit, Taylor puffed out his chest, put a sunny smile on his face, walked to the small villa next to the car and started knocking on the door.
"Takeaway! The burger you ordered has arrived."
"Go away! You shit-eating bastard! I didn't order anything today!"
The smile on his face froze, and Taylor commented awkwardly:
"The owner of this room is really unfriendly."
Ten minutes later, Deadpool pressed the middle-aged man with thick hair and wearing only shorts on the coffee table, loaded the gun, and stuffed the revolver into the man's injured mouth.
Looking through the mission introduction on his phone, Taylor said:
"The employer's request was to break the phalanx of the third middle finger of his right hand."
Picking up a piece of grape from the coffee table and throwing it into his mouth, Deadpool made a suggestion:
"Is it so troublesome? How about we just chop off his right hand!"
The man's eyes widened as he watched Deadpool fiddle with the trigger from time to time, his face turning pale. Compared to the cold coffee table, the barrel of the gun that could shoot out bullets at any time in his mouth made his scalp numb even more.
Fear and terror made his body tremble, and goosebumps appeared all over his back.
Deadpool suddenly grabbed the man's right hand and pressed it on the table, while Taylor lowered the muzzle of the gun and began to aim.
"Chop off your hands? This kind of thing is usually just a talk. The scene was so bloody and unsightly. I think it's just a matter of following the employer's request."
I bloom in death, like a flower in the dawn.
biu——
The bullet penetrated the man's palm. Although the barrel of the gun was stuffed in his mouth, the man still groaned in pain.
"Oh~Sorry, I missed the target."
biu——
Another shot, and this time the man's right leg exploded with blood.
"Oops~ Missed again."
Deadpool pulled out the revolver stained with saliva, rubbed it on the man's shorts with a look of disgust and said:
"Leave me alone! I can't even knock off this simple little game with my eyes closed. Let alone one middle finger, I can even shoot away all four of his fingers."
The pale man begged in pain:
"What do you want? Don't kill me... I have money! I have a lot of money! It's in the lockbox over there."
A big dick hit the man's face, and Taylor said righteously:
"Am I that kind of person? I am a law-abiding citizen! We never do things like home invasion and robbery."
Deadpool nodded and said:
"In fact, as long as we kill the witnesses, no one will know that we did it."
Looking at the desperate man, Taylor patted his face and said:
"Okay~ I won't scare you anymore~ According to the employer's request, she asked me to bring you a paragraph."
Taylor picked up the phone and read:
"If you, a bitch, dare to give a finger to any little girl, she will break your legs herself."
Taylor lamented:
"Look, being mean always brings unnecessary disasters. Why don't you hide behind the computer? That way it won't be easy for others to find you."
Looking at the man's bloody thigh, Deadpool poked the wound with his finger and said:
"It looks like his leg is broken."
"Then it'll be fine."
Putting away the pistol, Taylor took out the game currency and said:
"I'm afraid that you won't know who we are when the time comes to retaliate. See clearly~ We must not find the wrong person to retaliate against us in the future."
With a sunny smile on his face, Taylor flicked up the coin, adjusted his tie, and easily reached out to catch the coin without raising his head. Then with a twist of his wrist, Taylor held an FBI ID in front of the man's eyes.
clap clap-
Deadpool on the side applauded very cooperatively, and Taylor asked with a smile:
"Remember my name? Don't get the wrong person!"
His smile was as warm as sunshine, but his tone was as cold as frost.
The man's face was pale, and he only wanted to send away these two ancestors. He lowered his head and said:
"Don't dare! Don't dare!"
"Finally~ I am very principled and will never allow any negative reviews on my to-do list."
Deadpool grinned ferociously, lifted the ashtray on the coffee table, and hit the man's middle finger hard.
After leaving the villa, Taylor waved off their disguises, then sat back in the even more shabby pickup truck and asked:
"Are there any interesting tasks next?"
Deadpool looked at his phone and replied:
"Going to steal a family's puppy. The owner's name seems to be John Wick."
"This doesn't sound like an easy task."
Jingle Bell……
Their phones rang at the same time, and they looked at each other and pressed the answer button.
On the other side of the phone, Nick's cold voice came:
"Security Code: Barbie, Deadpool, and Tyler gather together. You have a new mission - to find and rescue Tony Stark."
After saying that, the call was hung up directly.
Deadpool played with his phone and said:
"Why isn't this the kind of phone that will be destroyed after one use? The damn movies are all lies."
"If it explodes after being used once, then how could you possibly carry this phone with you next time? If Braised Egg wants to blow you up, wouldn't it be impossible?"
"Oh! Falk!"
Deadpool quickly threw the mobile phone provided by SHIELD onto the seat behind him.
"No wonder you got a new mobile phone. Are you also afraid of a bomb in your phone?"
"No~ I just don't trust them. I suspect they will look through my browsing history."
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