Dressed as cannon fodder, I went crazy, and the villain pampered me until I was numb.
Chapter 70 I know you are in a hurry, but don’t be anxious yet
"Quick! Tintin, catch the piggy!"
"I can't catch it! I can't catch it! Rain boots! My rain boots!"
"Your boyfriend is running on the street! Catch him quickly! Catch him quickly!"
"I can't afford to pay for being injured to death!"
The two men were like wild monkeys in the deep mountains and old forests, jumping up and down chasing the pig down the mountain to the side of the road.
The escaping wild boar was attracted by the remaining apples next to the trash can and stopped in its tracks.
The two of them seized the opportunity, regardless of discussing with each other, and pounced on the pig almost at the same time.
As a pig howl echoed through the sky, Xia Kou and Geng Tingsi bumped into each other.
Fortunately, Piggy was caught between the two of them. Although the pig manure was thrown all over them, they were still able to catch the pig.
The other members followed the two down the mountain. As soon as they reached the bottom of the mountain, they saw an explosive scene of a man and a woman holding down a struggling pig.
[Hahahahaha, I have to say that Geng Tingsi and Xia Kou really match up! 】
[Isn’t this a family of three? 】
[Asi was reduced to a dog and gnawed on the mud, but he was still having a great time with Xia Kou. 】
In the Maybach parked on the side of the road, during the live broadcast of the bright mobile phone in the man's hand, the audience was frantically knocking on Xia Kou and Geng Tingsi's CP and constantly brushing the barrage.
The long fingers beside the frame of the mobile phone gradually turned white.
Finally, there was a slight cracking sound, and a crack appeared in the corner of the screen.
The bright screen went out.
"Mr. Shang... shall we return?" Uncle Wang looked at the master behind him with a gloomy expression.
Shang Qi lowered his eyes and looked at the men and women in front of him talking and laughing, holding hands, and the corners of his lips pursed straighter and stiffer, "Don't get out of the car. I'll go find them myself later." she."
"it is good."
The Maybach slowly drove into the lane, turned a corner, and disappeared from sight.
The last few people found two hemp ropes and a wooden stick, tied the pig to the wooden root with its legs in the air, and carried it up the mountain.
The last pig was successfully returned to the pen.
Everyone looked at the completely new pigsty, which was no longer smelly, and they were moved to tears.
"What's being shoveled is not pig shit, it's my blood and sweat..."
Liu Yiyi raised her hand: "What was shoveled was not pig shit, but my appetite, vomit..."
She ran to the side and retched again.
"Help, I don't want to eat pork anymore in my life..."
Su Yunzhi looked at everyone with pale faces and a strange and unpleasant smell all over their bodies. She smiled sheepishly at everyone, "It's been really hard on everyone today. I'd like to thank everyone for their help on behalf of the pig seller!"
She didn't bother wiping the stains on her face. She took out a few clean face towels from her pocket and handed one to everyone.
[Yunzhi is really good and thinks of everyone in everything! 】
[Yes, sister Yunzhi is meticulous and meticulous, no wonder she is the group favorite! 】
As soon as this barrage was sent out, the scenes in several live broadcast rooms inexplicably switched to Xia Kou.
Xia Xiao got the face towel and immediately dipped it in water to help Xia Kou wipe her dirty face.
Ke Cheng stood aside to help Xia Xiao and handed a bottle of water to the panting Xia Kou.
After vomiting, Liu Yiyi took out one sour plum candy and ate one, but did not forget to stuff one into Xia Kou's little mouth.
Geng Tingsi put away the pig and came to Xia Kou to show off.
This……
At a certain moment, the barrage in each live broadcast room was slightly blank.
Until someone made a comment that broke the silence.
[I said...Su Yunzhi is really the group favorite? Looking at Xia Kou, it looks like...]
[That’s it, I feel like everyone is protecting Xia Kou more...]
[Obviously we, Yunzhi, are the group favorites! That lunatic Xia Kou, everyone just cares about mental illness, right? 】
[Then I haven’t seen Geng Tingsi ever cared for? Isn’t Geng Tingsi mentally ill? 】
After a moment of silence, Su Yunzhi's live broadcast room and Xia Kou's live broadcast room were noisy at the same time.
The program team finally realized their conscience after everyone's hard work today, and specifically approved that today's guests do not need to cook by themselves.
Director: "We will hold a dinner at the entrance of the village at seven o'clock in the evening. We will invite three chefs from the village to cook farm food for everyone. We will also invite the villagers to participate. Come and see us!"
Today, it was rare that we didn't have to prepare ingredients and cook by ourselves. Everyone returned to their cabins and just wanted to take a quick shower to completely remove the smell of pig shit from their bodies, and then have a good rest and wait for the farmhouse at the entrance of the village in the evening.
The sun gradually sets in the west, and the whole land is bathed in the afterglow of the rosy clouds. The clouds are covered with a thick golden red under the rays of the rays, like the fiery red dance veil of a girl from the Western Regions, resplendent in the sky.
The evening breeze slowly carries the fragrance of earth, bringing a bit of tranquility to the impetuous world.
But at this time, Xia Kou still couldn't smell the fragrance of the earth, and her entire nasal cavity was still filled with the vague smell of pig manure.
After running away for a long time, I still haven’t escaped this disaster...
She rubbed her nose and felt something was wrong all over her body, "Sister, please call me after you take a shower.
I’m afraid I won’t be able to hold on and will die directly…”
Xia Xiao was defeated by her. She was told to wash first, but she insisted on shirk and refused no matter what. She forced herself into the bathroom before giving up.
But Xia Xiao faced another problem with the bathing equipment in front of her. Grandma's house didn't even have a water heater. She had to heat the water in a large pot first, bring it to the bathroom, and then scoop it up with a ladle...
This will take a lot of time.
Xia Kou got bored of waiting and started to have fun with the puppy in the yard.
When the puppy barked, she barked too. Neither of the two creatures would give way to the other.
"Wang!"
"Woof!"
"Wang Wang!"
She barked unconvincedly at the running puppy, and when she was about to wake up, a silver snake-headed cane appeared in front of her eyes.
He raised his head suddenly and met the man's long, alluring eyes. His mouth didn't stop for a moment, "Wow~!"
The man's face, as beautiful as a snake under his short hair, moved a bit, but it still couldn't hide the gloomy air around him, "I can explain."
can explain? Explain what?
What happened half a year ago? !
He still remembers it...
Xia Kou didn't react for a moment, so she quickly covered her mouth and turned her back, not daring to look at him.
Why did you choose to explain it at this time?
Do we have to choose to explain when she is covered in pig manure and barking like a dog?
Can we change the time?
She was about to throw out all these questions, but after glancing at the long-standing sadness in the man's eyebrows, she still swallowed the words.
After sorting out her messy emotions, she immediately turned around and smiled at Big Boss, who had changed into a standard old slave, "What a coincidence, Mr. Shang~ I can meet you here~"
"Unfortunately, I came here specifically to see you." He quietly walked toward her with his palms pressed together.
She was afraid that she would offend him, so she subconsciously took a step back, "Okay...I know you are in a hurry now, but don't be anxious yet..."
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