Dressed as cannon fodder, I went crazy, and the villain pampered me until I was numb.
Chapter 69 Cleaning up the pigsty
The next day, news spread like wildfire that Chang Ziren's variety show live broadcast room was temporarily closed, causing an uproar on the Internet.
Guests also received reports that Chang Ziren had temporarily stopped recording variety shows due to personal reasons.
Although the mobile phone handed out by the program team is not as convenient as my own, it can still receive some information from the outside world.
Everyone knew the reason why Chang Ziren temporarily quit recording, but they all unanimously did not discuss it openly. Instead, under the guidance of the director, they quickly entered a state of cleaning the pigsty.
Everyone pushed open the tattered doors and windows of the pig pen, and were forced back several steps by the sticky and wet smell of pig feces inside.
Liu Yiyi couldn't control herself and ran to the side to retching a few times, "Help, I really want to die..."
Even though he was wearing a mask and a full set of plastic raincoats and boots borrowed from the villagers, he still couldn't resist the attack of the smell of pig shit.
Su Yunzhi and Geng Tingsi seemed to have gotten used to it after a few days. Compared with others, they reacted better. The two of them and the eldest pig farmer led everyone directly to the inside of the pig pen.
While distributing tools to everyone, the pig farmer introduced: "When we clean the pig pen, we must first let the pigs out of the pen and let them move around freely.
After the pigs are put out of the slaughterhouse, we first use the shovels in our hands to collect all the feces left by the pigs.
Then rinse again with a high-pressure water gun.
When using a high-pressure water gun, pay attention to fixing the muzzle downward, then open the faucet to release water, and start the high-pressure water gun.
Finally, all the garbage is gathered under this pipe, and our pig manure is discharged into the septic tank through this pipe.
After cleaning up, just drive the pigs back. "
The process of cleaning the pig pen is divided into four rounds: putting pigs, sweeping dung, flushing dung, and collecting pigs.
The pig farmer gave everyone a general introduction and taught techniques in as concise language as possible.
"There is a lot of knowledge in driving pigs back into the pig pen. Please learn from me." The big pig farmer cleared his throat and shouted into the open space, "Come on~! Hey, hey, hey, hey~! Come on~ ! Lulu, lulu~! Here it comes~! Nah huh huh huh~!”
Liu Yiyi felt that her toes were about to scratch the concrete floor.
This is simply unspeakable!
Only Geng Tingsi and Xia Kou were able to let go. They immediately imitated their eldest brother's voice and started shouting, "嘬嬬嬬嬬~~~LuluLulu~~~"
The others babbling a few times managed to get by, and everyone unanimously decided that the final step of collecting the pigs should be left to Xia Kou and Geng Tingsi.
"In addition to these, I would also like to trouble you to prepare the pig food for today. Let a few girls prepare it. There are corn noodles, pumpkin, and cabbage here. You can just cut them and cook them."
Liu Yiyi and Xia Xiao were instantly relieved when they heard that they could arrange to cook pig food.
After the pig farmer explained everything, he rushed to the market to sell pork. He was very relieved to leave everything here to these young people who could not lift it with their hands and shoulders.
Geng Tingsi ran forward excitedly, released all the pig pens at once, opened his hands and shouted: "All my dear friends, please follow me to build the GG Bond Kingdom!"
Following the order, a large number of domestic pigs arched their noses and grunted while stumbling out of the fence and running towards the open space outside the pig pen.
In order to prevent the pigs from escaping, several girls spread fruits and vegetables outside the pen for the pigs to eat as they pleased to appease the pigs' emotions.
Xia Kou learned and used it flexibly, "Lulu, lulu~~ Come on~~ Hey, hey, hey, hey~"
She squatted down and howled at the pigs, baring her teeth and claws. I wonder if her command worked, but several pigs actually ran towards her obediently.
"It really works!" She looked excitedly at Xia Xiao, who was at a loss, "Sister Xiaoxiao, come and try it too! Pigs really understand!"
Xia Xiao moved the shovel in his hand, neither moving forward nor retreating. He didn't even hear the excited screams of his sister beside him.
Due to the heavy task of cleaning the pig pen, the program team unanimously decided after unanimous discussion that only two girls could be assigned to cook pig food.
Xia Kou voluntarily quit and gave this easy job to her sister. Su Yunzhi wanted to raise her hand to participate, but was ridiculed by Liu Yiyi.
"This is your suggestion to clean the pigsty. Do you still want to be lazy?"
These words left Su Yunzhi speechless, so he had no choice but to volunteer to join the team cleaning the pig pen.
In the end, the task of cooking pig food was given to Xia Xiao and Liu Yiyi, and the others went into the pig pen to clean up the pig manure.
The barrage in the live broadcast room has already been filled with laughter, and no one remembers Chang Ziren.
[The smell of pig shit is already in my face, I’m not kidding. 】
[What is the difference between this pig food... and the fat-reducing meal I eat? 】
[Next time, wash the cabbage cleanly. Recently, I keep getting pebbles in my mouth...]
[Can I add more salt? I like to eat salty food. 】
[I haven’t been happy recently and want to eat something sweet. Please ask Xia Xiao to order some fruit next time. 】
The two people cooking fruits and vegetables are a piece of quiet time, and the five people in the pig pen are a piece of chicken and eggs.
First, Kang Heng failed to hold the high-pressure water gun firmly, and Geng Tingsi opened the faucet too early. The huge water pressure directly washed away the adult pig manure on the ground and splashed onto everyone.
Su Yunzhi was so frightened that she screamed and ran out of the pig pen with a pale face.
Xia Kou and Ke Cheng worked together to control the flying high-pressure water cannon immediately.
She took pleasure in her misery, "It doesn't matter, I'm covered in pig dung, so let's take action from the gods of nature."
Ke Cheng took a deep look at the woman in front of him who was covered in pig manure but still joking with a relaxed expression, "I didn't expect you to be quite humorous."
"Please, I've always been very humorous." She glanced at him stubbornly and picked up the shovel to shovel shit.
"If it's okay, take more anti-rhyme medicine."
"..."
Geng Tingsi apologized repeatedly for his mistake and took over the task of washing away all the pig manure for everyone.
The five people in the pig pen worked hard all morning and finally managed to clean up all the feces.
Liu Yiyi and Xia Xiao also distributed all the pig food into the trough.
Now there is only the last step left, to collect the pigs.
Geng Tingsi and Xia Kou were elected as captains of the pig collection brigade by others.
"Come on, come on, come on!" Xia Kou shouted at the top of her lungs, running towards the disobedient pigs, "Go home, hey, hey, hey, hey!"
Geng Tingsi also shouted while collecting the pigs, without caring about his image.
The first half of the journey to collect the pigs was relatively smooth. With Ke Cheng and Kang Heng helping, most of the pigs were successfully penned.
But there were quite a few that were disobedient. The more Xia Kou shouted, the farther they ran, and they were about to run down the mountain.
Xia Kou turned around and shouted to Geng Tingsi, then ran after him, "Ding Ding, your hero! Your hero! Your hero has escaped!"
The two figures rushed out to catch the pig, "Lululu~! Hey, hey, hey! Come back quickly, you damn pig!"
The pig galloped all the way down the mountain, and the two of them chased after it. They didn't notice the Maybach with a Hong Kong prefix coming slowly from the village entrance at the bottom of the mountain...
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