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Chapter 67 Cursing across time and space
Two more episodes of animation have come to an end, and everyone is immersed in the story about gods and monsters. Even the professional scribes who are ordered or given jobs are copying the anchor's composition while watching cartoons.
What's more, I have begun to hate the ending song. It sounds good, but when I think about it, the TV is over. I really don't want it to end.
Some people comforted themselves that there were no more cartoons, but they could draw lucky viewers, and maybe they would be drawn this time.
[1. Qin: Zhou Pengzu
2. Qin: Li Zu’e
3.Han: Yang Hua
4. Han: Lou Donglai
5.Han: Duan Ping
6. Tang Dynasty: Li Yao
7. Song Dynasty: Zhao Tingmei
8. Song Dynasty: Wei Luo
9.Ming: Lin Yongzhi
10. Ming Dynasty: Zhou Qin]
Ever since the Tianmu's lucky list was divided by dynasties, people from different dynasties have had an inexplicable sense of belonging in this regard. Every time they look at whether their dynasty has more or less people than other dynasties.
Two people from the Tang Dynasty were dissatisfied: Why is it that only one of us from the Tang Dynasty is on the list?
Zhou Heqing, who is not on the list at all, as well as Cao Wei and Soochow: Did you see us talking?
Although Zhou Pengzu, the first lucky viewer, enjoyed reading the story, he already had many questions as he was qualified to study.
"Anchor, why did you make up the story so that King Zhou of Shang would have a fox to admire him, as well as the Grand Master and Grand Master Wen, all of which were made out of nothing?"
They don't have many historical materials about Shang, but they definitely don't have any Grand Master Wen or Grand Master. This has been written about King Wen of Zhou and his son Jiang Taigong, so I don’t want to make it up!
[When I saw his age, I felt ashamed and quickly explained.
"The story of this cartoon is adapted from the Ming Dynasty novel "The Romance of the Gods", based on the story of King Wu's defeat of Zhou. The book was written long ago from the Shang and Zhou dynasties, and we all read it as a fairy tale. I will really treat it as a history book."]
The Qin and Han people who are still wondering whether the ancient Yin and Shang Dynasties really had these ghost stories: Well, every time they have an idea, they are mercilessly wiped out by the anchor.
Zhou Pengzu straightened his sleeves and accepted the answer.
Although the story is very interesting, he feels that this kind of secondary creation is not very good. It is just something made out of nothing and can easily mislead everyone.
Who was from the Ming Dynasty who wrote this book? Can you stop referring to myths and monsters to history?
Lucky viewer No. 2 Li Zu'e likes dragons in cartoons very much and couldn't help but ask: "Anchor, is there really a dragon girl living in the East China Sea?"
The eyes of those who had always thought that there was a Dragon Palace and a Dragon King in the East China Sea lit up, hoping that the anchor could tell them if there was one.
"Unfortunately, our country's "Struggle" can now dive 10,000 meters into the sea, but it can only see various marine life and shipwreck sites, but not dragons or dragon palaces."
Afraid that they wouldn't believe it, Xiaoxiao found an underwater video and an interview with the Struggler to show them.
"These are all found on the offshore seabed. The East China Sea is not that deep. The deepest is more than two thousand meters. The diving activities are carried out in the Mariana Trench."
The offshore seawater is blue, the beach underneath is white, and the corals and fish are dappled in color under the sun, which is incredibly beautiful.
As for the submarine in the news interview, it went from blue water to deep blue water, and finally the surroundings were pitch black. If it weren't for the light of the submarine, you wouldn't know whether it fell into the bottomless abyss. 】
"Dad, this is what the bottom of the sea looks like!"
On the way from Bozhou to the capital, the family who was lucky enough to receive a book from the anchor also looked at the sky and were fascinated by the beautiful seabed.
"Are there also camel whales and galactic fish in here?"
Camel whales and galactic fish are both big fish in "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea". Knowing that whether or not he and his children will have the book in their hands after they go to Beijing, they will still have to show it to the superiors. He has rested for the past two days. Just read to your children every day.
How could Song Ziwen, who had never been to the bottom of the sea, know this? He simply said that he had never been to the bottom of the sea, and he didn't know. This was the first time he had seen the bottom of the sea.
The two children tugged at their parents' clothes and said softly that they also wanted to see the bottom of the sea. The couple just thought it was childish talk and said with a smile that they would wait until they learned to swim first.
Yang Hua in the Emperor Wu era watched the submarine go from the bright sea to the deep seabed. She didn't feel that it was from dawn to dark, so she asked the anchor why there was no light here.
[Xiao Xiao: "Because during the propagation process, light will be absorbed and scattered by the upper water molecules and suspended matter, causing the light to weaken quickly. The farther down, the weaker the light becomes. After reaching a certain depth, the light disappears completely. .
As an analogy, just imagine a well. ”]
It is indeed much easier to understand water wells.
Sunlight sometimes shines directly into a well, but even if it shines directly, everyone knows that the deeper inside, the darker it becomes. The same principle applies.
Lou Donglai, who was also from the Western Han Dynasty, didn't have much to ask, but he wanted to be famous, so he wrote a short essay after watching three episodes of the cartoon, and posted several hundred words of "Tongzi Fu".
[Although I didn’t appreciate it very much, Xiaoxiao helped him hang it up very decently. 】
Liu Che, who had heard this person's name and originally wanted to find a chance to meet him, said: I'm not interested anymore. He's not as good at writing poems as Sima Xiangru. I don't want to ask anything important about such a good opportunity. Let this overconfident guy be more confident. .
Cao Pi and Cao Zhi took a look at it and felt that their level was average. It was a pity that Tianmu didn't win the lottery. They felt that they could write several poems right now that were two steps ahead of this guy.
Duan Ping of the Eastern Han Dynasty came from a good background. He joined the army at a young age and his professional title was very respectable. Although he did not live in the heyday of the Han Dynasty, at this time in the Eastern Han Dynasty, although the emperor was young and the queen mother was in the court, the borders were also very stable, and he looked down upon the Song Dynasty.
With the people in front of him setting the foundation, this irritable old man also started to complain directly, using his well-educated tone to scold the Song Dynasty thousands of years later for being peaceful and lacking in the image of a great nation.
The ignorant king and the sycophant ministers can turn a blind eye to the flesh and blood of their compatriots, and perform the sheep-raising ceremony on the barbarians who profess their vassalage. Such emperors are not worthy of giving shoes to their Ming emperors and Zhang emperors.
The Han people in the north don't care. This weak and spineless dynasty deserves to be called the Han Dynasty!
He is indeed qualified to say such things. Not to mention Emperor Guangwu who regained the Han Dynasty, Emperor Ming is also extremely good. Even the indecisive Emperor Zhang is honest to the outside world. If there is anything, he will send troops to rush to help as soon as possible. Vague.
[This is the first time Xiaoxiao has seen an ancient person curse like this, even more so than the previous Mr. Wei from the Ming Dynasty, so he made the red letter bolder and hung it up. 】
Liu Che felt that the curse was more pleasing to the eye than Lou Dong on his side, and he agreed with it in his heart.
I had seen the anchor say before that all the orthodox dynasties in later generations were Han Chinese. They were just happy, and then came the story about the Zhao family.
The Song Dynasty was not worthy of being the emperor of the Han people.
Duan Ping's scolding was not dirty, but it was very venomous, especially since he was a Han Chinese who couldn't be more serious. Swearing him with such words was like a slap in the face from his ancestors. The Song and Zhao family members who at least recognized Song Dynasty were so angry that they almost fell down. .
The establishment of the Song Dynasty was the unification after the war in the late Tang Dynasty, but now the orthodox Han ancestors pointed their noses at them and scolded them as unworthy. This impact on the legal rule of the court and the personal humiliation made them angry and embarrassed.
Both their predecessors and their descendants pointed their noses at them and scolded them, so what else could they say?
Zhao Kuangyin covered his heart, wishing that he could hang up those beasts like Zhao Ji and chop them alive in future generations.
He grabbed Zhao Tingmei and asked him to ask the anchor to explain in detail about Zhao Guangyi and why the generals of the Song Dynasty were so restricted by civilian officials.
Li Yao's great-grandfather during the Li Zhi period was Li Jing. Without asking anything else, he asked curiously: "Anchor, is this Li Jing, the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan, the Duke of Wei of our Tang Dynasty, Li Jing?"
[Xiao Xiao nodded: "Ah, this is indeed Li Jing, the military god of the early Tang Dynasty."]
Li Shimin's mood was complicated: "He is really a pharmacist... How come my pharmacist became the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan of King Zhou of Shang Dynasty? But the words of the military god..." It was the first time that he felt heartbroken that he had become the emperor.
Other colleagues who originally wanted to laugh: Why is Li Jing the God of War?
Li Jing himself was sitting at home, speechless, wondering when he had become the general of King Zhou of Shang.
["In history, Li Jing made great military achievements. He was one of the twenty-four heroes of Lingyan Pavilion. After his death, he was enshrined and established a temple, and his status was respected." Li Jing in "Jiahua of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" was poor since he was a child, and received the guidance of the Huashan Immortal; later generations often Quote the content of this book and reprocess it by the way.
In the late Tang Dynasty, Li Jing was already able to call the wind and rain, and could arrange rainfall just like the Dragon King; in the novels of the late Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, Li Jing was completely tied to King Tota and became the father of the third prince Nezha and the god of heaven. Will. "
When I was young, I watched the TVB version of Xiaoxiao and hated Li Jing in it. Later, when I read the story of The Three Fengchen Heroes, I wondered why there was King Tota in it. Finally, I realized that the real Li Jing was not at all what he was in the mythical novel. .
Sure enough, the author of Fengshenyan is probably Li Jinghei. 】
Li Jing himself was not happy because of this descendant's preference. He looked at his aggrieved sons, thought for a moment, and comforted him: "Otherwise, you can ask someone to write an article for your family later, and spend some money to print and distribute it." ."
Don’t future generations like to write random things? Then he should keep the information for himself and make up random things to let future generations know what is true.
His eldest son Li Derjian thought of a good idea: "You can also give the third brother a nickname of Nezha."
Li Jing: ...But it doesn’t have to be like this. Although that Nezha is very cute, your father and I don’t want to be King Zhou’s Chentangguan general.
Finally, after waiting for the first six, it’s time to arrive at Zhao Tingmei.
The lucky viewer himself looked at his brother who looked at him with bright eyes and suddenly felt very stressed.
A hundred years later, Zhao Xu also looked at the sky with the same expectancy, waiting for King Qi to ask the anchor something useful to the Song Dynasty. At the same time, he also had rare expectations in his heart——
The ancestors are on top, and I hope Taizu will still be here at this time. After the anchor said that Taizu must have known that all the descendants behind him were Taizong's descendants.
Your Majesty, Taizu, take care of Taizong and don't let his lineage ascend to the throne.
It’s not that Zhao Xu disrespects his ancestors. As a member of the royal family, he must respect his ancestors. But as an emperor, and a normal emperor who knew that the Northern Song Dynasty would die in a few decades, he immediately knew that a lot of the blame came from Taizong. It’s left over from that time.
The preferential treatment given to literati, the shackles imposed on generals, and the ruin of the elite divisions of the Northern Song Dynasty at the hands of the Liao Kingdom...
He was a contemporary of the subjugated emperor Zhao Ji. He didn't have much time and felt desperate just thinking about it. Zhao Xu sincerely begged Taizu to take care of his younger brother for the sake of the Song Dynasty.
[Xiao Xiao rolled up his sleeves and started to help find some information: "Besides the sound of the candle shadow and the axe, I don't know much about the specific deeds of Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi and the restrictions on generals. I'll look for it, wait a moment."]
The Zhao brothers in the early Song Dynasty: Candle shadow and ax sound? What's this?
Zhao Xu and other ministers were stunned. They had no idea that this matter, which they had no clue about, would actually reach the future generations where the anchor lived.
Zhao Xu felt relieved, Taizu would take care of his younger brother.
They saw the anchor looking for a circle of videos, and several of the titles were very explosive, such as "Did Zhao Er kill his brother and usurp the throne?" "The donkey cart drifts", "Precious early video of Zhao Guangyi's escape", "Why Zhao Guangyi hates Shanxi people", "Taiyuan TV: It's nothing, I just want to scold Zhao Guangyi"...
Good guy, just by looking at the title, there are at least two very interesting stories about brother-killing and conspiracy to usurp the throne that everyone can understand.
From the Song Dynasty to the previous dynasties, everyone sat or lay down comfortably, picked up a cup of tea and ate snacks if they could, but if they didn't, they just treated it as a free storyteller for future generations.
Of course, there was also a certain Emperor named Li who was sitting in the palace where he retired, with a piece of golden beef cake in his left hand and a cup of Zhuge Family Health Soy Milk in his right hand. He clicked his tongue at the second-in-command of the Zhao family, and was full of displeasure.
At first glance, he is an unfilial person.
You still hate Shanxi people, thank you, we Shanxi people also dislike you!
Similarly, Li Shimin, who originally wanted to eat melon, looked at the circle of photos that Zhao Guangyi came up with after searching, and saw the ridiculing and inappropriate title, and became nervous that he would be treated in this way, right?
Tianmu, please don't search me. I feel that at least I didn't kill the emperor's brother. I'm just the prince. It's not a usurpation of the throne.
Zhao Guangyi, who originally expected that Tianmu would at least say something to ask him to sign up for something, asked: Is this already the case without even clicking on a single video? You unscrupulous descendants in future generations!
Zhao Tingmei raised her eyes and looked at his third brother with a sly smile: "The sound of the candle shadow axe, murdering brother to usurp the throne?"
Zhao Guangyi explained to his brother with a blank look in his eyes: "Brother, I'm not sure it was me who did it. How could I possibly beat you..."
It goes without saying what his brother’s force value is and what his force value is. It’s definitely not his fault!
Zhao Kuangyin sneered: "Tell me, why do you hate Shanxi people?"
After watching the video for so long, I am very familiar with Arabic numerals. Even if the host does not say it, they also know that the numbers in the lower right corner of the video are the time of the video.
Other videos are all within ten minutes or thirty minutes. As for the video from Taiyuan TV station, it lasts for one hour and seven minutes. Every deep hatred will not be remembered so clearly by future generations.
Zhao Kuangyi felt that he had died unjustly. Why did he hate Shanxi people?
People from Taiyuan in another time and space knew very well what this meant, and they really wanted the anchor to click on the video of the Taiyuan TV station so that they could also hear how he was scolded.
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