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Seeing the six words written by the anchor, Zhao Kuangyin took a deep breath and raised his hand to call his younger brother. After he was trembling and had to come up again, he slapped him harder.

"The Song Dynasty that I founded has been turned into such a wicked behavior by you and your descendants!"

He released his military power over a glass of wine, but that was also because after the chaos of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, local forces could no longer be allowed to risk becoming more separatist.

The current Song Dynasty was still a new dynasty. It had just regained the south and was full of enthusiasm. As a result, it turned out that this might be the peak of Song Dynasty. How could he not be angry?

Looking at the maps of the Northern Song Dynasty and the Southern Song Dynasty, I think about the words "Pianan Yiyu" and later generations did not think that they were a unified dynasty. The ambitious founding emperor could not accept it.

He loves his brothers and family very much, but when it comes to Song's foundation, nothing is that important.

Zhao Guangyi wanted to refute that those were not necessarily his descendants, but looking at his brother's cold eyes, he did not dare to say anything.

He was furiously insulting Tianmu in his heart, unable and afraid to accept that everything the anchor said was really done by him and his descendants. If it was true, he believed that his brother could really do something to his brother.

The people of Song Dynasty looked at the adjectives of the six descendants on the sky screen. Of course they felt humiliated and embarrassed, but they also felt sorry for how they ended up in this court. They worked hard and paid taxes, not just to throw away their money to foreigners and let them come over to burn, kill and plunder their hometown.

We all started to practice martial arts in every village and form their own associations to protect the village. We all gathered together to discuss whether the Song Dynasty would be unreliable in the future. They should arm the village. Even if the aliens came later, they would not be allowed to live. go back.

Zhou Ziyou is from Jinan. He admires Mr. Jiaxuan the most and also likes Mr. Dongpo's poems. He looked at Wei Yuliang in front of him and started to complain, and he thought it was really good to be able to curse people across time and space.

So he also followed the previous example, but focused on expressing his love for Mr. Dongpo and Mr. Jiaxuan. The article was full of praise for them.

Xin Qiji was not even born in the two Song dynasties, but Su Shi was praised by him: Thank you, young man, for taking such a lucky opportunity to praise me. But now I think about how many years it will take for Jingkang to be humiliated, and I really can’t be happy anymore.

Zhang Xiaoyi of the Qing Dynasty didn't want to ask anything. He was just a soldier who had been away from home for many years and was drafted. He looked at the sky, thinking that everyone could see it, including his family.

"Dad, Mom, I am Xiao Yi from our Ping An Village. I am fine outside and nothing has happened to me, don't worry!"

An elderly couple in Ping'an Village wiped away tears and were relieved that nothing happened to their child.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoyi could use the canopy to tell his family that they were safe, some people who thought they had nothing to ask and were not very keen on lottery draws suddenly realized.

Yes, you can still do this!

Everyone here is once again interested in the newly developed barrage function. Over there, Xiaoxiao also found a good animation and played it for everyone as agreed.

["Okay, now it's animation time, let's watch animation together!" Of course, she still took out her notebook and prepared to write an essay at the same time.

In "Imitation" in 06, an eagle caught a sheep and was seen by a crow. The crow wanted to imitate the eagle and catch the sheep, but due to lack of ability, it was caught by the shepherd. Write an essay based on your understanding of the material. 】

The children who had been waiting for a long time were immediately delighted. The adults, who originally thought they were not learning anything and wanted the children to go to sleep, thought, well, there is no nightlife here, so just let them watch animations and have fun with the anchor.

[As the music plays, behind the red clouds, a child with two small horns on his head stands in the clouds. The light behind him makes him look majestic.

The music begins to sing... (Come on, who still remembers the lyrics?)]

This kind of painting style and combination full of Chinese aesthetics has conquered the hearts of people from all dynasties. Everyone can't take their eyes away from the appearance of the child, who is still in the clouds one second and soaring above the water column the next second. .

"Hot Fire Wheel, Universe Circle, this is Nezha!"

During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, even though there were no popular mythological books, the legend of Nezha was already very popular, and many people immediately recognized who it was.

In the Qin and Han Dynasties, where there was no legend of Nezha, everyone began to get to know this child first. At this time, they did not know that the Nezha Temple and the Third Prince Temple would be far ahead of their time and would be built by them long ago.

["A long time ago, King Zhou of the Shang Dynasty sent troops to attack several princes and kings who dared to resist his tyranny. He returned victoriously, but only King Wen of Zhou Jichang escaped death..."

After the narration, the coachman led King Zhou on the road with four black horses. Behind them were soldiers riding white horses, holding banners and following closely. There was also a thin and shriveled man with strange hair and a thin figure riding a leopard. ]

The people of Qin were in a complicated mood.

The Shang Dynasty, King Zhou, and King Wen of Zhou Jichang, this is too strange and too familiar to them, but is there a child named Nezha at this time? Never heard of it.

This should be a painting of Chaoge City, but the Chaoge City you imagined is a bit beautiful. Our current big city is not as big as the one you painted.

And you all know that we are chariots at this time. Let’s not talk about why King Zhou has four horses instead of six. Just talk about the cavalry behind, Shang should not have any.

At the same time, some people also noticed that the soldiers were riding on horses with their feet stepping on something, and the eyes of those who knew the goods were bright.

The people of Gongshujia gathered together to discuss the metal that was stepped on by the cavalry. They felt that this thing was not difficult to get, but if it was just this thing, it was still a bit too late to take it to Xianyang to compete with the Mo family.

I have decided that this is the research direction, but I have to find a way to come up with a complete set of equipment that is more suitable for horse cavalry!

[The army returned to the court. Everyone on the roadside knelt down and bowed their heads. Only the old men with gray beards knelt down and did not bend down. They were singled out by the man riding a leopard who called himself Shen Gongbao and said he was rude. .

It was useless for the old man to explain that he had a physical problem and could not bend down. Instead, he was forced to put a torture device on the old man and was not allowed to stand up for three months.

Even if he heard that the Grand Master begged for mercy, there was still nothing he could do. In the sad music are the fearful people and the king who laughs wildly. ]

Seeing this scene, many people from different time and space felt that it was too familiar.

They may not be as unlucky as the old man, facing the tyrant directly, but if they accidentally encounter a local gangster or police official, they will have to pay a lot for not having shackles.

Some people think that even an innocent old man should be tortured inexplicably, and he is indeed a tyrant.

[The scene changes. On the dry and cracked land, the last fish in the small puddle are dead. The farmer looks at the withered seedlings and sighs. The dazzling sunlight flashes. A bearded man with a long sword looks at the sky. Lamenting the severe drought for three years, and his wife not having a child for three years...]

"It's not like they were all gestated in ten months. Why hasn't this child been born in three years?" Many people were shocked.

Someone suspected: "It has been three years since he was born, and there has been a severe drought for three years. Could it be that this child is a monster?"

The person next to him immediately spat at him: "What monster? I think you, Wang Ergou, are the monster that disturbs people's hearts! The anchor already said that the sun has never moved there. When have we never experienced a drought? Can't we get pregnant during a severe drought?" Already?"

Wang Ergou chuckled: "Aunt Li, aren't I just thinking about it? Besides, how can there be a child who hasn't been born in three years..."

"This is just an animation. No one really looks like that! You don't even think about it, could it be real!"

People who are familiar with this story: Don’t worry, it’s been three years and Mr. Li will be born soon.

Serious emperors: There has been a severe drought for three years. Why is King Zhou still fighting?

Hearing this familiar name, Li Shimin had a subtle expression on his face: "This General Soldier Li of Chentangguan is called Li Jing..." Oops, I really want to know what the pharmacist's expression is now.

But it should just be the same name, hahaha...

[In Chaoge City, King Zhou was still discussing the drought. Although he knew that Li Jinghe of Chentangguan could not be punished for using sea water, he asked the national advisor Shen Gongbao to cast rain.

The Imperial Master, who was standing on his head and jumping wildly, spit out black air and flew out of the window and was taken into a grotto. It turns out that a purple stone calling itself "Shiji" found a bad-hearted guy to do something and brought a hundred strong men with him...]

Originally, everyone who was watching together was wondering whether the drought was caused by the child not being born for three years. Now seeing how Shi Ji taught Shen Gongbao to blame it, it was certain that it was definitely not the child's fault.

Compared with the thirsty science popularization, the bad things done by bad people immediately made everyone make reverse inferences and choose the correct result.

[Chentangguan, the two children of the Li family, Jin Zha and Muzha, were wondering when their younger brother would come out. The whole family was enjoying themselves. Shen Gongbao came and pinned the blame for the three-year drought on Mrs. Li's belly, saying that she was a disaster star and a monster. At this time, Mrs. Li gave birth, but she gave birth to a shiny golden ball.

The old housekeeper sighed and was about to throw the child into the water, but the golden ball in a red pocket smiled and flew up on its own and jumped into the water. ]

For those of you who are already caught up in the story and have no intention of reading what the anchor is writing: Why did you give birth to a golden ball? Is this really a monster? But Shen Gongbao is a bad guy at first glance, and the person framed by him must not be a monster.

Listen to the fact that General Li has survived three years of drought and led the people of Chentangguan to find water sources to escape the drought. It is impossible for such a good official to give birth to a monster.

And we know that Nezha was born after three years of pregnancy: It is completely different from the Fengshen Bang, and we don’t remember it very well. Was the Nezha at the beginning a ball?

[The housekeeper went back crying. Mrs. Li, who knew her child had been abandoned, also cried and went out to look for the child. Li Jing also followed her.

On the other side, Jin Qiuqiu, covered with a red coat, was laughing in the water, while the deer and rabbits on the shore stopped to watch. Blue birds flew low above it, showering it with golden light. Fish jumped around it, birds chirped, and strange animals in the water jumped out to play with it. ]

Although it is an animation, with the music and lively energy, the audience can immediately understand that this golden ball is not a monster at all.

The unicorn steps on the auspicious clouds, causing all kinds of difficulties in the world to disappear.

Vision, this is the real miracle.

Liu Che looked at this glittering golden ball. He was very envious when he thought about himself who didn't have a son yet. Hundreds of birds were singing and unicorns were playing with him. This was a good omen among good omens, right?

[Although his wife blocked him, Li Jing, who was ordered by Shen Gongbao, still drew his sword.

Golden Qiuqiu curiously touched the tip of the sword, golden light flashed, and music started playing. Golden Qiuqiu suddenly turned into a cute little baby, with light behind him, falling from the sky, and being hugged lovingly by his mother.

Shen Gongbao wanted to draw his sword, but was stopped by Li Jing with a serious look on his face. ]

The little baby is so cute. When she calls her mommy and daddy, the hearts of those who have children will tremble. The eyes of those who haven’t yet given birth are full of love. They want to have such a cute baby.

Just watching an animation, it didn’t affect anything, Liu Che just thought of calling himself, "As expected of the son of auspiciousness, he can speak well when he speaks!"

He really wants this kind of child who is born at such an old age and who has passed through the period of infancy and can play, no, teach.

Of course, they want to talk about science now, and those visions should not exist, but if it is not scientific, he will not mind if there is such a vision.

Li Jing of the Tang Dynasty looked at his own skinned children, and then looked at the children in the sky, and felt that other people's Nezha was cuter.

[The opening and ending credits together only last 22 minutes, and I heard a small pause that was familiar with the ending song.

"Let's take a vote. There are still more than forty minutes left. Do you want to watch one more episode of yesterday's TV show, or two episodes of today's cartoon?"]

"TV! I want to watch Qing Gong!"

"Nezha! Nezha!"

Looking at the cute little baby with two little goat horns on the sky screen and a little red eyebrow, Ying Zheng chose the cartoon without hesitation.

They had nothing at this time, and certainly no stereotype that cartoons are for children. Compared with the martial arts that was faked by the anchor, he thought it would be good to choose a cartoon about the Shang Dynasty, which was also made up by later generations.

This is definitely not because he likes little Nezha more.

Then he ordered Xianyang Palace: "Everyone, choose cartoons."

Following his father's orders, Fusu got married but had no children, so he only wanted to continue watching TV with children. He felt guilty for a second, and then decided to vote for the TV series.

What are you looking at? Of course you are watching the Feitian martial arts competition. Here I come, Shuiyue Cave Sky!

Liu Che, who was eager to have a son as soon as possible, also took people around him to vote for cartoons. He admitted that he just liked the little baby named Nezha.

Li Chengqian and Li Tai looked at each other and asked each other what they had chosen.

"You also want to watch Nezha, right, Qingque?" This is Li Chengqian who voted for the cartoon.

"You didn't choose a TV series, right?" This is Li Tai who chose a cartoon, but was afraid that his brother would choose a TV series because of Dragon God Power.

Finally, they both looked at their parents and asked them what they had chosen.

Li Shimin: I don’t know why, but looking at the two boys like this makes my hands itch.

In a dynasty where the third prince was very familiar with him, everyone ignored him and unanimously voted for cartoons.

Xiao Xiao took a look at the voting results. It was indeed an old cartoon with a broad public base. In all dynasties, the votes were overwhelmingly higher than those of the TV series.