The beautiful daily life of Black Light Salted Fish

"Leaver Melton! Vernon Araus! May... Melt Yadav! And... and Nastor La Cruz... ..."

Ludek's fat lips spit out a series of names, from 4 to 8, from 8 to 12, and the number continued to increase.

Watson watched his performance and thought that although the original owner Almendo could not remember his face, he still had a rough idea of ​​how many people were present that day. How many people did Ludek, the fat guy, want to follow who had a grudge against him? Pulling in people you don't like?

"And then...and that, yes! And Fabirio...well!"

Watson blocked Ludek's mouth with the corner of the pillow again, pulled out the dagger inserted in Ludek's left shoulder with his right hand, and inserted it back into the wound along the same path!

"Ouch!!! Ooooooooooooooooo!!!"

Ludek's body trembled in pain, and Watson stared at him until he dared not make a sound. Then Watson pulled off the scarf covering his face, and Ludek was horrified. He moved slightly closer in his eyes.

"Look at my face, do you still have any impression?"

Can I say no? I kill several people every week. How can I still remember them? Ludek desperately searched in his alcohol-filled mind, such a beautiful face...wait, I remembered it!

"You! You are that miscellaneous...not, that, that child that day!"

"Correct answer. So you think I can't remember how many people were on the bridge that day? Give you another chance to organize your words and tell me their names!" Watson twisted the handle of the dagger, and Ludek suddenly grinned in pain. From Ludek's perspective, he didn't dare to bet on whether the boy could remember the number of people present, so Ludek didn't dare to cheat anymore and honestly sold his subordinates.

"Leaver Melton, Vernon Araus, Melt Yadav, just...just these three people. Lev and Vernon were standing guard outside the door, Melt He was supposed to come with me, but he was assigned to do city defense patrol today, and the superiors suddenly asked to increase the number of patrols. He may be at the gate to the east of the city..."

"Over the gate to the east of the city, where exactly is it?"

"Ken... must be slacking off in the soldier barracks! I know Melt, he is very lazy! He will definitely find an excuse to come back and smoke in the middle of the patrol! He has short blond hair, a hooked nose, and a very tall figure. Slim, you can definitely find him at a glance!"

Seeing that Watson didn't react at all, Luedek thought he didn't believe it and panicked a little.

"I...everything I said is true! I didn't lie to you! I swear!" Ludek said eagerly, his eyes widening desperately with eager anticipation. At this moment, footsteps came from outside the room door, and the voice of Ludek's wife Euphemia came from outside the door: "Sir... Master, the bath water is ready."

Before Ludek could speak, Watson pulled the scarf back on his face and nodded: "I believe you, and there is one more thing..."

"Conrad Murray asked me to say hello to you on his behalf."

"Pfft!"

Before Ludek's expectant eyes could turn into despair, Watson pulled out a dagger and stabbed Ludek between the eyebrows. After the fat man's fat body trembled wildly for half a minute, he became completely motionless.

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"Old...Master?"

The door in the room was not closed from the beginning to the end. Euphemia carefully leaned half of her body into the room. She saw her husband Ludek lying on the bed with a bright red face and a stick hanging on his forehead. Dagger, a slender figure sitting astride Ludek's hill-like fat belly, looking up at her with a pair of blood-red eyes.

"Master, you...this..."

Euphemia seemed to be about to burst the corners of her eyes. She raised her hands and covered her mouth tightly. She stumbled back two steps and leaned against the door frame. She hesitated for a long time, neither screaming nor saying anything. Come in a complete sentence.

"Please, turn around." The words with a slightly hoarse voice came clearly to her ears.

Euphemia shook her body and obeyed, as Watson's strange blood pupils seemed to be able to control her consciousness. There was a strange sound behind him, which was inexplicably familiar, like the sound of his daughter slurping milk paste at dinner. But she didn't dare to think about it. The hands that were covering her mouth were clasped in front of her chest. Euphemia began to pray, and two lines of tears slowly slipped from the corners of her twitching eyes.

A satisfying feeling of fullness spread through his limbs, and Watson glanced at Ludek, who had been sucked away by his blood-black tentacles until nothing was left.

You fat guy has quite a tonnage, one can hold up to two of them.

"Okay, turn around." Watson came behind Ludek's wife and saw that she was struggling for half a minute before turning half of her body. Watson lost patience and stretched out his hand to grab the right half of the woman's neck and pull her away. Pushing forward gently: "Okay, leave your husband alone, let's go downstairs now."

Before being taken out of the room, Euphemia couldn't help but look back at the bed where Ludek was lying, only to find that there was nothing there except a pool of blood. Half-pushed by Watson to the sofa in the living room, Euphemia took two quick steps and hugged her daughter who was lying on the sofa. She looked silently at the man...boy who sat down on the coffee table in front of them. ?

This seems to be a boy, right? Only then did Euphemia begin to notice Watson's figure and appearance.

"You two must be Mr. Ludek's wife and daughter. Your name is Yuffie...what are your names?"

"...Euphemia Heinzwafen, this is my daughter Marina." Euphemia was silent for a moment and replied in a low voice. As for the little baby girl in her arms, He stared blankly at Watson's beautiful lavender eyes that had returned to normal.

"Sir, if you want to kill us, go ahead. I don't ask you to let my daughter go. If Ludek is dead, I will be dead too. My daughter can't possibly survive..." ."

"Stop, stop, stop! I don't intend to hurt you. I like your last name. It sounds good." Watson realized that he needed to relieve the woman's nervousness and alertness, so he complimented her. Then he took off his hat and scarf and let the woman see his face.

"I hope I can make you relax a little bit, but there are just a few things I want to confirm with you, or do you want me to cover my face again?"

The woman stared blankly at Watson's face. After hearing this, she immediately shook her head: "No, no! Please continue."

"Your husband killed my parents, so I killed your husband. It's a...well...a simple revenge story, and you see, it's really... Simple."

Watson paused, and seeing that the woman's face was still calm, he continued: "One more thing, Conrad Murray, I believe you have not forgotten him. He wants me to take you back, After all, after this Ludek dies, you will no longer be able to live in this small villa. As far as I know, he had many enemies during his lifetime."

When I had the opportunity to drag people to be buried with them, I read almost 30 names. You fat guy really has many enemies. Watson rolled his eyes.

"What? Morrie? Did he ask you to come to us?" Upon hearing the name of her old lover, the originally calm woman suddenly panicked. "Yes, that's right. He is already waiting to pick you up at the corner of the street. You can go upstairs and pack some things later. I remember that Ludek's room still has quite a lot of money."

This is another benefit of maxing out dialogue options, Watson thought to himself.

"But before that..."

Watson stood up and put on his hat and scarf again.

"You have to help me trick the two guys standing guard at the door into letting me in first."

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Five minutes later, Watson led Euphemia and carried the baby girl out of Ludek's mansion.

That's right, baby girl Marina is being held by Watson. Because since she saw Watson's face, she kept yelling "yeah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah", wanting Watson to hug her. Watson had been teased by naughty children a lot in his previous life. He knew that if the little baby girl's requirements were not met, the baby might cry on the street.

After walking 10 meters out and quickly turning into an alley, Conrad Mori led a few people to wait by the wall. "Morrie!" The woman called out in a low voice and ran forward to hug Morrie. The few people brought by Mori were grinning, and the silver moonlight shone on the shoulders of the two people hugging each other tightly. The scene was like the finale of an old movie, except for the credits.

You seem a bit redundant at this time. Watson lowered his head and looked at the little baby girl in his arms. Do you want me to give you a bite too? I mean forehead...fuck! Don't pull on my scarf, you little bear!

"Oh...my daughter!"

Morrie saw the little baby girl at this time, and he came over with his hand outstretched with tears in his eyes.

Watson:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

No, did you two make it so exciting?

The little baby girl was carried all the way by Watson. She was so happy that snot bubbles came out of her nose. She was reluctantly picked up by her biological father. Watson's eyes widened when he saw this: He was so obsessed with handsome guys at a young age, how can he do it when he grows up?

......

After holding his daughter for a while, Morrie turned to look at Watson.

"You are really awesome." Watson said something in Chinese.

"Excuse me sir, what did you say?"

"Um...I said, I wish you happiness."

"Thank you, sir! You are really helpful! I'm sorry that I doubted you at first and attacked you. I'm really sorry!"

Watson waved his hand: "Okay, I'm leaving, you should retreat quickly. By the way, the Allies are going to attack tonight, remember to hide, this news is from me."

"What? Attack? This...Okay, but..." Watson's words contained a lot of information, which made Morika stunned for a while. Just as Morrie was about to open her mouth, Wo Sen has climbed over the wall and left.

"I don't know your name yet..."

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In the east of Heidelberg, Watson observed the barracks from the top of the building. Fortunately, most of the soldiers were sent out to patrol after nightfall, and there were relatively few people left behind (lazy). After watching for half an hour, Watson found his target.

Mert Yadav, leaning against a tank, smoking.

The next step is to find a way to kill him, but it's one thing to crawl around on a building imitating the protagonist of "Assassin's Creed", and it's another thing to seriously sneak into a military camp like "Metal Gear" , Watson has absolutely no confidence in the latter. Especially when I saw several tanks on the road next to the barracks, and a few black backs that were still energetic and patrolling with the soldiers at night.

Last time, the black man with the special nose had created a psychological shadow for Watson. If he got closer and was smelled again this time, Watson would not want to use his body to test the tank's shells. After thinking for a while, Watson gave up the idea of ​​infiltrating.

He decided to wait until the Allied forces launched their attack tonight, keep an eye on Melt, and then take advantage of the chaos to kill him.

But the question is, when will the Allies attack? Watson looked at the night sky and thought boredly.

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"Are you sure this is here?"

Captain America Steve Rogers led the Howling Commandos squatting outside the east side gate of Heidelberg. Watching more than a hundred loaded German soldiers and a dozen tanks lined up in formation, he was a little suspicious that there was a problem with their intelligence work. .

Fortunately, his worries did not come true. He saw the signal mentioned in the intelligence, which was a German officer smoking a cigarette and lingering on a small hill next to the woods.

Steve made a gesture to his soldiers, and the soldier dressed as a civilian cautiously left the hiding place, approached the officer from the other direction, and started the originally planned secret code exchange.

After confirming with gestures and code words, the team, led by the officer, arrived at a sewer outlet outside the city. "This is it." The officer leading the way said in German: "I have drawn a map of the route after entering. Once again, no one will usually come to the destination. If there are, it will only be a small number of patrolling soldiers. You can handle it. Just drop it.”

"I have to go." The officer took off his hat and straightened his appearance. "I hope you won't go back on your previous promise." Otherwise, what else can I do? At this point I had no choice. The Gestapo wouldn't let me go just because I wanted to atone for my sins. The officer secretly gave up the idea of ​​​​jumping repeatedly and left with a heavy heart.

Steve said nothing and led the Howling Commando soldiers into the sewer. The entire team marched in silence, with efficient and orderly movements. They had experienced similar infiltration operations countless times.

Ten minutes later, several violent explosions sounded almost simultaneously.

Watson, who was in a daze on the top of the building, came back to his senses. He looked intently and saw a burst of fire bursting from the direction of the southern gate of Heidelberg. Gunshots, screams, whistles and the sound of building collapse were mixed together, followed by " Woo~woo~" alarms rang throughout the small town of Heidelberg. Nervous soldiers rushed onto the streets. The lights in countless buildings quietly turned on and then suddenly went out amidst the chaotic footsteps and the sound of tire tracks... .

This is the sound of war, Watson thought.

It's time to act.

Fortunately, no one would pay attention to the shadow on the ground at this time. Watson followed Melt Yadav closely at a high place. Melt's direction was completely different from that of the other soldiers. He was behind the building. He was walking through the alleys with ease, seemingly not wanting to participate in the battle at all.

Isn't this a coincidence? Make it easier for me to do it. Watson watched Melt duck and run into a small shed in a dead end, and he decided to take action.

A few minutes later, Melt walked out of the shed holding a Ruger P08 pistol in his right hand and a bag in his left hand. Before he could clearly see the scene outside the shed, he received a heavy blow on his stomach.

"Plop!" Melt fell to the ground. He was in so much pain that he couldn't even hold the pistol. The bag in his left hand rolled half a circle on the ground, and many rings, necklaces and German marks spilled out. He turned half over with difficulty, and before he could open his mouth, someone grabbed him by the collar.

"Vernon Araus, your time has come to die."

"Wait! Wait! This is a misunderstanding! You have the wrong person! Hiss...I am Mert Yadav! Vernon Alaos is my colleague, you want to kill him Right! I know where he is! He is..." Melt's eyes widened and he said hurriedly.

"Pfft!"

The dagger pierced Melt's forehead, cutting off what he had not finished speaking. I just want to confirm my identity again, Watson thought to himself. It seems that I have indeed found the right target.

Watson picked up the Ruger P08 pistol on the ground, then reached out and pulled out the remaining four magazines from Melt's body, and pulled out some lighters and other messy things.

You haven't showered in a few days! Watson frowned. Only now did he realize the pain of being manipulated by players to search for equipment every time the protagonists killed an enemy in RPG games in his previous life. If they have self-awareness, they must hate players like me who are obsessive about picking up equipment, Watson thought to himself.

The revenge plan was successfully completed, and Watson only had one thing left to do at this time, and that was to ensure the safety of Granny Leah.

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It seemed that the plan of the Allied agents was going very smoothly. Watson, who was traveling on the rooftops, kept seeing German soldiers retreating from the south of the city. On one side, they were fighting against the Allied troops carrying M1 Garand rifles and Thompson submachine guns. The soldiers fought in the streets while moving with difficulty to the north of the city.

Watson did not actively participate in the battle. He leaped between buildings. Some German and Allied soldiers who specially ran to the roof to ambush encountered Watson one after another, but no one could accurately hit this slender figure moving quickly in the dark night.

The sirens of "Woo~Woo~" were still ringing everywhere. The Heidelberg Old Bridge finally appeared in Watson's field of vision. The sounds of gunshots and explosions and the screams of soldiers being shot gradually became denser. The Allied forces were fighting with the Germans here. Engage in fierce battles to compete for key transportation arteries. Among the soldiers on the Allied side, Watson saw a familiar figure waving a shield.

Captain America Steve Rogers.

At this moment, he was carrying a shield and rushing into the blind spot of the German soldiers' fire. He climbed over the enemy's sandbag bunker and launched a rapid close combat. The Allied soldiers behind him followed closely and opened fire to support him. Even though people kept getting shot and fell, not a single soldier turned around and ran away.

But Watson didn't have much free time to say hello to Captain America at this time. He finally ran to Granny Leia's residence. There seemed to be a fierce battle in front of the house. There were more than a dozen corpses lying there, both from the Allies and the Germans. The walls on both sides were full of bullet holes, and large areas of the wall were shattered by explosives.

Push the door gently, it's unlocked.

Watson's heart tightened.